looking for some freaky friends

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  • islander_2013
    islander_2013 Posts: 13,378 Member
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    call me mr freaky
  • ANDRE_DOE
    ANDRE_DOE Posts: 113 Member
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    Just recently separated so Im down for whatever

    How YOU doin? You don't mind being the little spoon right? :love: :flowerforyou:

    cant sleep, Im horny and I miss my parking spot
  • delicious_cocktail
    delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
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    One time my wife and I left the lights on.
  • markiend
    markiend Posts: 461 Member
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    Define "freak"...and then we'll talk....

    85% of mfp posters :drinker:
  • dbmata
    dbmata Posts: 12,950 Member
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    I bet she loved the raging UTI she got too!

    Who knows, never saw her again. HAH!

    People do amazing things for free stuff.
  • donthesitate
    donthesitate Posts: 255 Member
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    2dk9x78.gif

    Im in ;)
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
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    if you have to ask....you don't know....you just do not know
  • Elheffe99
    Elheffe99 Posts: 27 Member
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    This is a win for sure
  • _Krys10_
    _Krys10_ Posts: 1,234 Member
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    apply within :-)

    define the process of applying "within"

    send me a friend request silly, and tell me what makes you a freak!

    So I used to be a dj, and this one night a girl wants the new eminem cd from me, I had like two cases about a month early.

    So, being the typical guy I am, I invite her up to the booth, and above the crowd, let her put on a show... then, thinking, hey brah, let's kick up the jams...

    I take this other dj's mic. I know the guy he's an uber ****. I take the foam baffle off, so I ask her to take it in up to the plumbing, then I start tapping on her skin on the closest side to it, to get a little tribal beat going in the music.

    That enough? I've got reams more. Just thought I'd share with the whole class.

    Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

    admit it... you're jealous!

    That stunt has some hilarious after effects. We didn't clean the guy's mic, a couple weeks later he had to throw it away.


    That is gross
  • Quasita
    Quasita Posts: 1,530 Member
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    The good thing about extra skin from weight loss is that it makes suspension easier. Lots of flesh for those hooks ;)


    :noway:

    my thoughts exactly! :noway: :sad: :noway:

    Hey, this is about getting freaky, and can't be all PG freak all the time! :P
  • Quasita
    Quasita Posts: 1,530 Member
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    apply within :-)

    define the process of applying "within"

    send me a friend request silly, and tell me what makes you a freak!

    So I used to be a dj, and this one night a girl wants the new eminem cd from me, I had like two cases about a month early.

    So, being the typical guy I am, I invite her up to the booth, and above the crowd, let her put on a show... then, thinking, hey brah, let's kick up the jams...

    I take this other dj's mic. I know the guy he's an uber ****. I take the foam baffle off, so I ask her to take it in up to the plumbing, then I start tapping on her skin on the closest side to it, to get a little tribal beat going in the music.

    That enough? I've got reams more. Just thought I'd share with the whole class.

    Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

    admit it... you're jealous!

    That stunt has some hilarious after effects. We didn't clean the guy's mic, a couple weeks later he had to throw it away.


    That is gross

    And it's bad artist etiquette. No wonder it's "used to be" DJ, eh?
  • PolkaDot_Princess
    PolkaDot_Princess Posts: 314 Member
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    like golden showers on your face freak or pink furry hand cuff freak?

    no potty games for me, YUCK!!

    Handcuffs will do it :)
  • PolkaDot_Princess
    PolkaDot_Princess Posts: 314 Member
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    One time my wife and I left the lights on.

    OH YEAA!!
    HOTTT
  • tigerblood78
    tigerblood78 Posts: 417 Member
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    OP.....I want to wear your skin....freaky enough for you?
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
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    wait...I could have applied "within"
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
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    finally I meet the criteria of a "friends wanted" thread

    So is this the proper thread for ......how YOU doin? :bigsmile:
  • EdTheGinge
    EdTheGinge Posts: 1,616 Member
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    I'm ginger is that 'freaky' enough ?
  • soldiergrl_101
    soldiergrl_101 Posts: 2,205 Member
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    I was freaky long before 50 Shades of Gray made it socially acceptable. I let my freak flag fly proudly lol
  • EdTheGinge
    EdTheGinge Posts: 1,616 Member
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    I was freaky long before 50 Shades of Gray made it socially acceptable. I let my freak flag fly proudly lol

    Haha can't argue with that, sign her up
  • daveymac1
    daveymac1 Posts: 784 Member
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    I am 5 kinds of freak right here.

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