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I usually go with it's a food baby and I'm expecting to give birth in the toilet tomorrow... shuts em right up!
I only wish I was that funny and witty!0 -
I see that you have a wedding picture as your profile picture. Have you recently gotten married? This is more than likely why people are asking. They are expecting it and if they even remotely see a tiny belly that is what they will assume.
This. I got married in May, and I can't tell you how many people have asked if I'm pregnant. I think they see young + ring on a finger and think, "BABY." Or maybe it's marriage glow~*~*
Plus, yeah, ditch the empire tops. I wore one of those empire waist short dresses once. I was borderline-underweight. Some old woman INSISTED I was pregnant; almost fought with me. "No, you're joking!" she said.
I get they're comfy, I get they "hide" trouble areas... but never. again.0 -
I have a very strict rule that unless 1) I see actual protruding baby parts or 2) the woman says to me something very certain such as "I am pregnant", I will *not* even consider the remote possibility that she might be pregnant.
Unfortunately, this rule was borne of violating this rule...several times.0 -
I see that you have a wedding picture as your profile picture. Have you recently gotten married? This is more than likely why people are asking. They are expecting it and if they even remotely see a tiny belly that is what they will assume.
This. I got married in May, and I can't tell you how many people have asked if I'm pregnant. I think they see young + ring on a finger and think, "BABY." Or maybe it's marriage glow~*~*
Plus, yeah, ditch the empire tops. I wore one of those empire waist short dresses once. I was borderline-underweight. Some old woman INSISTED I was pregnant; almost fought with me. "No, you're joking!" she said.
I get they're comfy, I get they "hide" trouble areas... but never. again.
WHy is that? Why don't they just believe you when you say you aren't? Don't ask me if I'm sure, don't ask me how I know I'm not!
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I have a very strict rule that unless 1) I see actual protruding baby parts or 2) the woman says to me something very certain such as "I am pregnant", I will *not* even consider the remote possibility that she might be pregnant.
Unfortunately, this rule was borne of violating this rule...several times.
I had you pegged for a ONE MISTAKE kind of guy. u sure you did it more than once?0 -
Stop talking to strangers!0
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Stop talking to strangers!
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i always get in trouble for not congratulating pregnant people. but i kind of feel like they are a bit beggy for attention anyway, ya know? walking around all smug cause they, you know, and want everyone else to know.
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Stop talking to strangers!
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oh dang - true story.
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You sure you're not pregnant?
Haha, I was wondering how long that would take :laugh:
Seriously though, what if you just don't know it yet?
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i always get in trouble for not congratulating pregnant people. but i kind of feel like they are a bit beggy for attention anyway, ya know? walking around all smug cause they, you know, and want everyone else to know.
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LOL right? Like the world needs to know what you do in your bedroom!0 -
Stop talking to strangers!
:frown: :frown:
oh dang - true story.
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Haha, it's unavoidable though, especially today, I was at a work lunch, and one of my cowokers in-laws asked me.
And I don't blame the smug pregnant people, When I'm pregnant, I'm going to make sure everyone knows 0 -
You sure you're not pregnant?
Haha, I was wondering how long that would take :laugh:
Seriously though, what if you just don't know it yet?
Hahaha :drinker:
I'd Be preeeetty freaked out if that was the case.0 -
i always get in trouble for not congratulating pregnant people. but i kind of feel like they are a bit beggy for attention anyway, ya know? walking around all smug cause they, you know, and want everyone else to know.
/humor font
LOL right? Like the world needs to know what you do in your bedroom!
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i always get in trouble for not congratulating pregnant people. but i kind of feel like they are a bit beggy for attention anyway, ya know? walking around all smug cause they, you know, and want everyone else to know.
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LOL right? Like the world needs to know what you do in your bedroom!
they don't? oh. :frown:0 -
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I see that you have a wedding picture as your profile picture. Have you recently gotten married? This is more than likely why people are asking. They are expecting it and if they even remotely see a tiny belly that is what they will assume.
This. I got married in May, and I can't tell you how many people have asked if I'm pregnant. I think they see young + ring on a finger and think, "BABY." Or maybe it's marriage glow~*~*
Plus, yeah, ditch the empire tops. I wore one of those empire waist short dresses once. I was borderline-underweight. Some old woman INSISTED I was pregnant; almost fought with me. "No, you're joking!" she said.
I get they're comfy, I get they "hide" trouble areas... but never. again.
So, when are you due?0 -
Condoms are only 98% effective...sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo0
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I see that you have a wedding picture as your profile picture. Have you recently gotten married? This is more than likely why people are asking. They are expecting it and if they even remotely see a tiny belly that is what they will assume.
This. I got married in May, and I can't tell you how many people have asked if I'm pregnant. I think they see young + ring on a finger and think, "BABY." Or maybe it's marriage glow~*~*
Plus, yeah, ditch the empire tops. I wore one of those empire waist short dresses once. I was borderline-underweight. Some old woman INSISTED I was pregnant; almost fought with me. "No, you're joking!" she said.
I get they're comfy, I get they "hide" trouble areas... but never. again.
So, when are you due?
DON'T JINX ME.0 -
Well we want to know what YOU do....just not you.i always get in trouble for not congratulating pregnant people. but i kind of feel like they are a bit beggy for attention anyway, ya know? walking around all smug cause they, you know, and want everyone else to know.
/humor font
LOL right? Like the world needs to know what you do in your bedroom!
they don't? oh. :frown:0 -
Stop talking to strangers!
:frown: :frown:
oh dang - true story.
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Haha, it's unavoidable though, especially today, I was at a work lunch, and one of my cowokers in-laws asked me.
And I don't blame the smug pregnant people, When I'm pregnant, I'm going to make sure everyone knows
When Im pregnant, Im going to make a bench press video with my big old belly, cause obv i wont stop lifting when im pregnant until Im not allowed to anymore. And if anyone asks me if im pregnant, im going to say no and start crying. Im also going to be one of those women that are like - dont you dare give me any baby clothes. I had to carry this person for a year - if anyone gets to dress him before he starts doing it himself, its ME.0 -
sigh, was that a boston fan? do not listen to them0
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Condoms are only 98% effective...sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Oh, was I supposed to actually use one of those? *runs out for a pregnancy test* :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0 -
Well we want to know what YOU do....just not you.i always get in trouble for not congratulating pregnant people. but i kind of feel like they are a bit beggy for attention anyway, ya know? walking around all smug cause they, you know, and want everyone else to know.
/humor font
LOL right? Like the world needs to know what you do in your bedroom!
they don't? oh. :frown:
am I supposed to be confused? is that the point? because I am confused.0 -
Condoms are only 98% effective...sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Oh, was I supposed to actually use one of those? *runs out for a pregnancy test* :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Thanks for the laughs guys, My mood has completely turned around!0
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Thanks for the laughs guys, My mood has completely turned around!
:drinker: (SINCE YOURE NOT PREGNANT - YOU CAN TOTALLY DO THIS)0 -
Anyone else want to vent too? Has someone said something to you that just really irritates the crap out of you? Go for it, vent away
Well, I hate it when you are told to 'watch your head,' when you're being put into the back of the car.0 -
The last time someone asked me that, I said loudly without even thinking about it, "God, I hope not! I'm fifty-one!" Then EVERYONE turned around to stare. And my questioner actually ducked her head and put one hand up to her face as she scurried off. It was so delicious.
And yes, even though it was delightful to maybe teach her never, ever to say that to anyone, I still felt like *kitten* afterwards. :-(
But your bouquet makes me :-) again. I love your bouquet.0 -
Thanks for the laughs guys, My mood has completely turned around!
:drinker: (SINCE YOURE NOT PREGNANT - YOU CAN TOTALLY DO THIS)
OH trust me, there will totally be some of that tonight!0
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