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  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
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  • runs4zen
    runs4zen Posts: 769 Member
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    that's more like it. All is forgiven. :flowerforyou:
  • Ophidion
    Ophidion Posts: 2,065 Member
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    Don't ask me why
    But I was walking down the streets
    Of Fairfax, California
    And I saw this flyer hangin'
    On a telephone pole, and it said
    CAN GOD FILL TEETH?
    That's right!
    For a $10 "Donation"
    You could see silver fillings turn
    To gold and other "supernormal dental happenings."
    New caps! Filled cavities! Bring a
    Flashlight and a mirror to observe.
    But wait a minute -
    Didn't I just read
    About how the cops are getting parents
    To plant bugging devices
    In their kids teeth
    So if they disappear they can track 'em
    Before they wind up on the backs of milk cartons
    And all that -
    And didn't I read
    That these devices can go two-way
    And everything that I do or say
    Is all goin' on tape somewhere right now
    Planted in my cavities
    And they didn't even tell me
    No wonder every bad thing
    In and out of my mouth
    Keeps winding up on my employment record
    All those fillings
    All those crowns
    I'll show them
    Who's boss of my big mouth
    Where's the pliars
    God dammit! Where's the pliars?!?
    Wilma! Where'd you put my electric drill
    This is all coming out right now - TODAY!
    Agh! Agh! Agh!
    Agh! Agh! Agh!
    Agh! Agh! Agh!
    Must be some kind of conspiracy
    The whole world's a God damn conspiracy
    Look anywhere long enough, you're gonna find a conspiracy
    Man, LIFE is a conspiracy!
    Agh! Agh! Agh!
    Agh! Agh! Agh!
    Agh! Agh! Agh!
    Needlenose
    Up my nose
    - Agh! -
    Where did all these wires come from?
    How far up into my skull do they go?
    I pull out more and more copper spagetti
    How'd my Weekly World News get all wet?
    God damn fishsticks melted again
    What are they trying to do to me?
    No secrets left in the land of the free!
    There
    No one's gonna tell me what to do
    It's worth eating baby food
    The rest of my life
    To be a free man
    *kitten*:
    Probably wouldn't understand me anyway.
  • runs4zen
    runs4zen Posts: 769 Member
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    Don't ask me why
    But I was walking down the streets
    Of Fairfax, California
    And I saw this flyer hangin'
    On a telephone pole, and it said
    CAN GOD FILL TEETH?
    That's right!
    For a $10 "Donation"
    You could see silver fillings turn
    To gold and other "supernormal dental happenings."
    New caps! Filled cavities! Bring a
    Flashlight and a mirror to observe.
    But wait a minute -
    Didn't I just read
    About how the cops are getting parents
    To plant bugging devices
    In their kids teeth
    So if they disappear they can track 'em
    Before they wind up on the backs of milk cartons
    And all that -
    And didn't I read
    That these devices can go two-way
    And everything that I do or say
    Is all goin' on tape somewhere right now
    Planted in my cavities
    And they didn't even tell me
    No wonder every bad thing
    In and out of my mouth
    Keeps winding up on my employment record
    All those fillings
    All those crowns
    I'll show them
    Who's boss of my big mouth
    Where's the pliars
    God dammit! Where's the pliars?!?
    Wilma! Where'd you put my electric drill
    This is all coming out right now - TODAY!
    Agh! Agh! Agh!
    Agh! Agh! Agh!
    Agh! Agh! Agh!
    Must be some kind of conspiracy
    The whole world's a God damn conspiracy
    Look anywhere long enough, you're gonna find a conspiracy
    Man, LIFE is a conspiracy!
    Agh! Agh! Agh!
    Agh! Agh! Agh!
    Agh! Agh! Agh!
    Needlenose
    Up my nose
    - Agh! -
    Where did all these wires come from?
    How far up into my skull do they go?
    I pull out more and more copper spagetti
    How'd my Weekly World News get all wet?
    God damn fishsticks melted again
    What are they trying to do to me?
    No secrets left in the land of the free!
    There
    No one's gonna tell me what to do
    It's worth eating baby food
    The rest of my life
    To be a free man
    *kitten*:
    Probably wouldn't understand me anyway.

    Someone has been in the medicine cabinet tonight...:bigsmile:
  • RealMarkD
    RealMarkD Posts: 92 Member
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    Tell me what's on your mind folks! I'm up and I need to keep my mind occupied so let's talk :)

    I'd love to chat, but I'm tired & going to bed!

    And for what it's worth, you look great!
  • Ophidion
    Ophidion Posts: 2,065 Member
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    Someone has been in the medicine cabinet tonight...:bigsmile:
    Bored...and yes:wink:
  • runs4zen
    runs4zen Posts: 769 Member
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    Someone has been in the medicine cabinet tonight...:bigsmile:
    Bored...and yes:wink:

    duly noted. Welcome, friend! :happy:
  • TheCalorieSMASHER
    TheCalorieSMASHER Posts: 162 Member
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    Don't ask me why
    But I was walking down the streets
    Of Fairfax, California
    And I saw this flyer hangin'
    On a telephone pole, and it said
    CAN GOD FILL TEETH?
    That's right!
    For a $10 "Donation"
    You could see silver fillings turn
    To gold and other "supernormal dental happenings."
    New caps! Filled cavities! Bring a
    Flashlight and a mirror to observe.
    But wait a minute -
    Didn't I just read
    About how the cops are getting parents
    To plant bugging devices
    In their kids teeth
    So if they disappear they can track 'em
    Before they wind up on the backs of milk cartons
    And all that -
    And didn't I read
    That these devices can go two-way
    And everything that I do or say
    Is all goin' on tape somewhere right now
    Planted in my cavities
    And they didn't even tell me
    No wonder every bad thing
    In and out of my mouth
    Keeps winding up on my employment record
    All those fillings
    All those crowns
    I'll show them
    Who's boss of my big mouth
    Where's the pliars
    God dammit! Where's the pliars?!?
    Wilma! Where'd you put my electric drill
    This is all coming out right now - TODAY!
    Agh! Agh! Agh!
    Agh! Agh! Agh!
    Agh! Agh! Agh!
    Must be some kind of conspiracy
    The whole world's a God damn conspiracy
    Look anywhere long enough, you're gonna find a conspiracy
    Man, LIFE is a conspiracy!
    Agh! Agh! Agh!
    Agh! Agh! Agh!
    Agh! Agh! Agh!
    Needlenose
    Up my nose
    - Agh! -
    Where did all these wires come from?
    How far up into my skull do they go?
    I pull out more and more copper spagetti
    How'd my Weekly World News get all wet?
    God damn fishsticks melted again
    What are they trying to do to me?
    No secrets left in the land of the free!
    There
    No one's gonna tell me what to do
    It's worth eating baby food
    The rest of my life
    To be a free man
    *kitten*:
    Probably wouldn't understand me anyway.

    Wow, and I thought I had a bad headache before reading this. Will you pet my hair and sing to me to make it better?
  • Topself
    Topself Posts: 24
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    you guys are funny as hell. Love the BIG cat. Im going to stop at that.
  • Ophidion
    Ophidion Posts: 2,065 Member
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  • runs4zen
    runs4zen Posts: 769 Member
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    This is just wrong. Very, very, very, very, wrong. Go to your room, right now. And get that bra off your head. I mean it!
  • TheCalorieSMASHER
    TheCalorieSMASHER Posts: 162 Member
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    This is probably one of the best gifs I have ever seen. You, sir, deserve a trophy.
  • runs4zen
    runs4zen Posts: 769 Member
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    This is probably one of the best gifs I have ever seen. You, sir, deserve a trophy.

    :noway:

    you're grounded too!
  • Topself
    Topself Posts: 24
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    can someone else comment on this please. After spongebob and his stretchy pants put his junk on that guys nose, I had to stop watching. LORD HAVE MERCY ON HIS SOUL.
  • JarryIvette
    JarryIvette Posts: 43 Member
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    You guys Made my night! LMAO over here! Have a good night ya'll :)
  • Ophidion
    Ophidion Posts: 2,065 Member
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    can someone else comment on this please. After spongebob and his stretchy pants put his junk on that guys nose, I had to stop watching. LORD HAVE MERCY ON HIS SOUL.
    Did someone say spongebob?

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  • Ophidion
    Ophidion Posts: 2,065 Member
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    This is just wrong. Very, very, very, very, wrong. Go to your room, right now. And get that bra off your head. I mean it!
    Sounds like an invitation :tongue:
  • runs4zen
    runs4zen Posts: 769 Member
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    This is just wrong. Very, very, very, very, wrong. Go to your room, right now. And get that bra off your head. I mean it!
    [/quote]
    Sounds like an invitation :tongue:
    [/quote]

    :huh:

    Strangely enough...the answer is... maybe?
  • l0l0p
    l0l0p Posts: 167 Member
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    This is just wrong. Very, very, very, very, wrong. Go to your room, right now. And get that bra off your head. I mean it!
    Sounds like an invitation :tongue:
    [/quote]

    :huh:

    Strangely enough...the answer is... maybe?
    [/quote]








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  • l0l0p
    l0l0p Posts: 167 Member
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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    THIS IS ALL TOO FUNNY MANX!!!!:wink:
    HAD A Great Time LMAO...TIll i teared and stomach hurts from excessive Laughter...GOSH IT FEELS SO GREAT!!!>>>>> HAVEN't been Laughing So HArd for a long long Long Time like Once upon a time:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: THANK ALL AWESOME ABove for the FUNNNNY jokes and comments,gif, images. :heart: :heart: :heart: :bigsmile: :drinker: :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou:

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