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    Do not eat sandwiches

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    • Posts: 2,485 Member
      It's okay! I have the solution! Just add chocolate to every sandwich and the anti-oxidants will counteract all the bad stuff. TA da!

      This theory has been tested before, unfortunately all it did was lead to cases of sandwich addiction in the subjects and made sandwiches more appealing to children
    • Posts: 335 Member
      This is a thing of true beauty.
    • Posts: 2,485 Member
      What about sandwiches we make ourselves at home ? ;-)

      Are you really making them for yourself?? Where art the hand that play thine strings, puppet? Sandwich corp just wants you to think that you're making the sandwich for yourself
    • Posts: 22,281 Member
      Oh, oh do mayonnaise next.
    • Posts: 6,420 Member
      Eating a sammich makes me fart.

      YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT!
    • Posts: 4,698 Member
      93% of people who died last year in NATO member countries ate sandwiches. WON'T SOMEONE STOP THIS BREADY MENACE???!!!!
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      has anyone taken two seconds to look at her pic ?? the amount of make up and hair dye she uses ?? she cares not about her body just what people think of her the idiot!! i grow my own salad and make my own bread am i going to explode aswell ??

      Wow, just wow. You actually just insulted someones appearance because you didn't understand a thread. Humourless AND rude.
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      Are you really making them for yourself?? Where art the hand that play thine strings, puppet? Sandwich corp just wants you to think that you're making the sandwich for yourself
      Baaaa... English is not my first lang and I have difficulty understanding what you meant!! :embarassed: :smile:
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      You are obviously a gastronomical scientist and a spy for the FDA. Keep out of here

      LOL LOL LOL ARE YOU KIDDING ME? The dude translated French and you think he's a government spy? Dude, stop eating those magic mushrooms.
    • Posts: 2,485 Member
      93% of people who died last year in NATO member countries ate sandwiches. WON'T SOMEONE STOP THIS BREADY MENACE???!!!!

      The numbers do not lie! Wake up sheeple!
    • Posts: 2,403 Member
      Sandwiches are NOT natural. They do not occur naturally!

      I get all of my sandwiches from a sandwich tree in my front yard. Totally natural.
    • Posts: 194 Member
      This is literally unbelieveable - sandwiches went round to my house while I was at work and punched my kitten!
    • Posts: 25 Member
      this post just made Monday morning more bearable....thank god I have soup for lunch *phew*
    • Posts: 2,485 Member
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      LOL LOL LOL ARE YOU KIDDING ME? The dude translated French and you think he's a government spy? Dude, stop eating those magic mushrooms.

      Who would eat mushrooms? They are a fungi! Like mould! Like asbestos! Which can kill you!!!! SMH!
    • Posts: 2,485 Member
      This is literally unbelieveable - sandwiches went round to my house while I was at work and punched my kitten!

      I have heard that some Sandwich Barons have been targeting kittens
    • Posts: 19,224 Member
      Oh! No wonder I had temporary insanity and married my now ex-husband. I look at him now and shake my head (sometimes slap it) and think "WHAT WAS I THINKING??"

      All those sandwiches!! :grumble: :sick:
    • Posts: 17 Member
      really do not understand your post. I was pretty curious and I took a look on your diary and it's plenty of industrial foods, for sure put together in sterile conditions (it avoid or reduce the use of preservatives.. otherwise it can not arrive at your fridge without get rotten). Why are you persuaded that sandwiches are worst than other industrial foods that you are used to eat? And why do you think that a tomato is more chemical than a “normal tomato”?
      I’m not a big fan of sandwiches and of the US way to eat, but I think that your alarmist post is quite uninformative, and I’m wondering why I don’t have any problem in eating patties or “party cubes “they (“do not occurs naturally too!!).
      Btw: crème fraiche is…sour cream! Maybe not really healty and full of fat, but as peanut butter is! And fluer de sel is.. whole salt!



      Ah, ok, i get it. It was a joke. Then you're a ****ing genius, really!!
      But here on MFP I'm reading a lot of posts of people REALLY asking if one can replace everytime water with soda, so your post sounds credible!
    • Posts: 525 Member
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      Well they call the dangerous drug LSD acid, SO WHAT DO YOU THINK?!?!

      I think acids have their use. Good for training and for dissolving corpses.
    • Posts: 221 Member
      what about deli cut meats?
    • Posts: 915 Member
      Ok I bet I will get hate for this from people who are willing to put any old junk in their bodies but its important to get the word out t
      Pfft! Haters gonna hate! An old junk can still do wonders specially when used along with a blue pill

      I have yet to read the rest
    • Posts: 2,016 Member
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      What are these monoglots and can we eat them?

      How can you tell she works for the Florida Dental Association, she sounds German or something with all those foreigny words. Front Democratic Apple or something...

      Alas! My cover is blown! I will have to resign my post at the Feed 'Dem Anything group immediately. Monoglots don't make good eating, though - they're too under-developed and soft. What you want is a nice crunchy polyglot - different combinations make for a wide range of flavours.
    • Posts: 2,485 Member
      really do not understand your post. I was pretty curious and I took a look on your diary and it's plenty of industrial foods, for sure put together in sterile conditions (it avoid or reduce the use of preservatives.. otherwise it can not arrive at your fridge without get rotten). Why are you persuaded that sandwiches are worst than other industrial foods that you are used to eat? And why do you think that a tomato is more chemical than a “normal tomato”?
      I’m not a big fan of sandwiches and of the US way to eat, but I think that your alarmist post is quite uninformative, and I’m wondering why I don’t have any problem in eating patties or “party cubes “they (“do not occurs naturally too!!).
      Btw: crème fraiche is…sour cream! Maybe not really healty and full of fat, but as peanut butter is! And fluer de sel is.. whole salt!

      THINK BEFORE YOU WRITE

      ...yes. THINK BEFORE YOU WRITE.
    • Posts: 59 Member
      Well, when I brought this up to my local Sandwich Board Representative, he said that the chemicals on the tomatoes will kill any intestinal worms that I have, the cheese protein will feed my beneficial gut bacteria, and the irradiated wheat in my bread will make my skin glow beautifully. Sounds to me like OP has it all wrong.
    • Posts: 19,224 Member
      And seriously....stay away from rubus occidentalis and spinacia oleracea......why would you consume something that sounds like chemicals?? :huh: :noway:



      :wink:
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      Fine. Go and pollute your body! Maybe you should add done tartar or should I say TARTARIC ACID!

      ACID! Like what James Bond villains put in death pits! Go put some ACIDS IN YOU!!!!

      Uh...the body needs amino acids... or vitamins, as some people call them. I quite like my amino acids in sandwich form, sometimes.

      (MMMmmmm. Sandwiches....)
    • Posts: 2,485 Member
      what about deli cut meats?

      Well deli cut meats are naturally formed that way, I have visited several sliced turkey and ham farms in my travels
    • Posts: 2,485 Member
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      Uh...the body needs amino acids... or vitamins, as some people call them. I quite like my amino acids in sandwich form, sometimes.

      (MMMmmmm. Sandwiches....)

      I won't have people advocating doing acid in this thread.
    • Posts: 654 Member
      SandWitches may be evil - but depends where you live. I can't imagine any sand witch surviving a torrential downpour or hurricane without getting washed or blown away to their doom. So they must be safe in the tropics ....
    • Posts: 335 Member
      Really, people? If you think this is serious, I suggest you read it again. It's satire. Wonderful satire, at that.
    • Posts: 2,485 Member
      Really, people? If you think this is serious, I suggest you read it again. It's satire. Wonderful satire, at that.

      You give me hope, Clover
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