What Slutty Costume will you wear for Halloween?

delicious_cocktail
delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
As a lad, my options for "sexy/slutty" Halloween costumes are quite limited. While women have many interesting options like "sexy witch" or "slutty department of motor vehicles clerk," us fellows basically have to choose between pirates, bananas or bikini inspectors. Occasionally a "fat/drunk Winnie the Pooh."

Ladies, gents, what slutty costume do you plan to wear this year?
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  • TheSlorax
    TheSlorax Posts: 2,401 Member
    nothing.



    :smokin:
  • Why wait for Halloween?
  • delicious_cocktail
    delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
    Nude is pretty slutty. Excellent choice.





    Still, it's not fair.
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  • As a lad, my options for "sexy/slutty" Halloween costumes are quite limited. While women have many interesting options like "sexy witch" or "slutty department of motor vehicles clerk," us fellows basically have to choose between pirates, bananas or bikini inspectors. Occasionally a "fat/drunk Winnie the Pooh."

    Ladies, gents, what slutty costume do you plan to wear this year?

    I like your shirt. Can I just wear that with a belt and boots? That will do.
  • CristyinMiami
    CristyinMiami Posts: 61 Member
    I am against slutty costumes for Halloween. Its all about scary/gore/horror for me.
  • TheSlorax
    TheSlorax Posts: 2,401 Member
    I am against slutty costumes for Halloween. Its all about scary/gore/horror for me.


    I completely agree. that's why I'm going as a slutty ted bundy.
  • Beastmaster50
    Beastmaster50 Posts: 505 Member
    In to judge adequate sluttiness of costumes ;)
  • TheGirlsATimeBomb
    TheGirlsATimeBomb Posts: 434 Member
    freddie kruger. and my partner is being my victim ^.^
  • delicious_cocktail
    delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
    As a lad, my options for "sexy/slutty" Halloween costumes are quite limited. While women have many interesting options like "sexy witch" or "slutty department of motor vehicles clerk," us fellows basically have to choose between pirates, bananas or bikini inspectors. Occasionally a "fat/drunk Winnie the Pooh."

    Ladies, gents, what slutty costume do you plan to wear this year?

    I like your shirt. Can I just wear that with a belt and boots? That will do.


    Yes.

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    Guys have sexy things they can dress up as

    No.

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  • SailorKnightWing
    SailorKnightWing Posts: 875 Member
    If you can't find a sexy Halloween costume as a guy, you're looking in the wrong places. Try looking for costumes market to gay men, they're pretty hot.

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  • Mainebikerchick
    Mainebikerchick Posts: 1,573 Member
    I'm thinking a slutty she-devil :devil:
  • TheRealOrson
    TheRealOrson Posts: 1,415 Member
    Well hardly slutty....but i will be hitting up a party as a "prison psycho"

    Full Hannibal Lecter mask etc
  • just_Jennie1
    just_Jennie1 Posts: 1,233
    I have several.

    Wonder Woman, Indian girl, nurse, Laura Croft,
  • jad54
    jad54 Posts: 192
    Why wait for Halloween?


    ^^^This

    I'm still trying to convince my gf to go as Jessica Rabbit. Wish me luck!
  • Sovictorrious
    Sovictorrious Posts: 770 Member
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  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
    I hate wearing slutty costumes because I'm always cold. :grumble:

    Can a parka be sexy?
  • As a lad, my options for "sexy/slutty" Halloween costumes are quite limited. While women have many interesting options like "sexy witch" or "slutty department of motor vehicles clerk," us fellows basically have to choose between pirates, bananas or bikini inspectors. Occasionally a "fat/drunk Winnie the Pooh."

    Ladies, gents, what slutty costume do you plan to wear this year?

    I like your shirt. Can I just wear that with a belt and boots? That will do.


    Yes.

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    I have these already. I'm set. Now bring me your shirt.
  • Sovictorrious
    Sovictorrious Posts: 770 Member
    I hate wearing slutty costumes because I'm always cold. :grumble:

    Can a parka be sexy?

    If you belt it
  • seltzermint555
    seltzermint555 Posts: 10,740 Member
    Holy moly now I am wishing I could get my hot red bearded Scottish fiancé to wear his kilt for Halloween. Hmmmmm

    I've never really done a slutty costume. I'm going as early 80's Madonna this year. I'll be in a lace shirt & mesh fingerless gloves with a knee length dress over it, leggings & boots, which my guy finds hot but it's really tame as I'd wear it to work (minus the lace shirt & mesh gloves of course).
  • TheRealOrson
    TheRealOrson Posts: 1,415 Member
    Also, I never miss the opportunity to mention that Halloween is my birthday.....so I shall expect lots of pics of these slutty costumes.....as a birthday gift, ya know?
  • SkinnyFatAlbert
    SkinnyFatAlbert Posts: 482 Member
    Waffle House Waitress or School Lunch Lady. I can't decide.
  • sheenarama
    sheenarama Posts: 733 Member
    I will be going as a slutty pig.

    For you I would suggest Xerxes from 300:

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  • delicious_cocktail
    delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
    Hm. I could actually get into that kilt action . . . too bad my body doesn't quite look like that.
  • Izzwoz
    Izzwoz Posts: 348 Member

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    Apart from the fact that that wouldn't necessarily be classed as costume over here, even I have to agree with this one!

    ETA: Minus the shoes ... they are a turn off.
  • panda4153
    panda4153 Posts: 418 Member
    Rainbow Bright!! Rainbow Thigh Highs and all!!
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    nothing.



    :smokin:

    How...oh hell, nevermind......
  • HWeatherholt
    HWeatherholt Posts: 283 Member
    Last year I was a peacock, which I made myself

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    This year I am making my own version of this

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  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    Slutty Kool-aid Man.
  • HealthWoke0ish
    HealthWoke0ish Posts: 2,078 Member
    I hate wearing slutty costumes because I'm always cold. :grumble:

    Can a parka be sexy?

    No...
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  • Iceberg_Simpson
    Iceberg_Simpson Posts: 737 Member
    I'm going all out. I'm going as Bea Arthur.