What Slutty Costume will you wear for Halloween?

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  • SkinnyFatAlbert
    SkinnyFatAlbert Posts: 482 Member
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    Waffle House Waitress or School Lunch Lady. I can't decide.
  • sheenarama
    sheenarama Posts: 733 Member
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    I will be going as a slutty pig.

    For you I would suggest Xerxes from 300:

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  • delicious_cocktail
    delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
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    Hm. I could actually get into that kilt action . . . too bad my body doesn't quite look like that.
  • Izzwoz
    Izzwoz Posts: 348 Member
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    Apart from the fact that that wouldn't necessarily be classed as costume over here, even I have to agree with this one!

    ETA: Minus the shoes ... they are a turn off.
  • panda4153
    panda4153 Posts: 417 Member
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    Rainbow Bright!! Rainbow Thigh Highs and all!!
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
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    nothing.



    :smokin:

    How...oh hell, nevermind......
  • HWeatherholt
    HWeatherholt Posts: 283 Member
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    Last year I was a peacock, which I made myself

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    This year I am making my own version of this

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  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
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    Slutty Kool-aid Man.
  • HealthWoke0ish
    HealthWoke0ish Posts: 2,078 Member
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    I hate wearing slutty costumes because I'm always cold. :grumble:

    Can a parka be sexy?

    No...
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  • Iceberg_Simpson
    Iceberg_Simpson Posts: 737 Member
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    I'm going all out. I'm going as Bea Arthur.
  • SwitzEngine
    SwitzEngine Posts: 3,418 Member
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    As a lad, my options for "sexy/slutty" Halloween costumes are quite limited. While women have many interesting options like "sexy witch" or "slutty department of motor vehicles clerk," us fellows basically have to choose between pirates, bananas or bikini inspectors. Occasionally a "fat/drunk Winnie the Pooh."

    Ladies, gents, what slutty costume do you plan to wear this year?

    I like your shirt. Can I just wear that with a belt and boots? That will do.

    Belt and boots sound good :-)
  • Mother_Superior
    Mother_Superior Posts: 1,624 Member
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    Bea Arthur's mom.
  • HWeatherholt
    HWeatherholt Posts: 283 Member
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    Last year I was a peacock, which I made myself

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    This year I am making my own version of this

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    How come I can never get my pictures to show.
  • latenitelucy
    latenitelucy Posts: 1,314 Member
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    I am against slutty costumes for Halloween. Its all about scary/gore/horror for me.


    I completely agree. that's why I'm going as a slutty ted bundy.

    :drinker:
  • delicious_cocktail
    delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
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    I'm going all out. I'm going as Bea Arthur.

    In.

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  • hannahpistolas
    hannahpistolas Posts: 290 Member
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    Be the slutty pumpking from HIMYM.

    I, for one, am going as a totally not slutty mommy walking her child around for his first Halloween.

    However, in my hey day, I was a walk of shame one year. Men's shirt, unbuttoned and off one shoulder; heels; black underwear; tights; smeared makeup; sex hair; and an unused condom in my hair.
  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
    JustAboutDelicious_wechanged Posts: 2,487 Member
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    I'm probably just going as a mom as usual, but if I do I am thinking a teacher. You know for learning and stuff.

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  • delicious_cocktail
    delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
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    How come I can never get my pictures to show.

    You are linking to the folder, not the actual image. The url should end in .jpg, .gif; but you're just linking to a directory.
    Bea Arthur's mom.
    DEAL WITH IT.
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  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
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    I'm probably just going to wear my tight spandex, bell bottom pants that are iridescent purple and blue and have scales on them (like a mermaid tail), and my head band with butterfly antennae and wings. And I guess I'll wear a shirt, too (probably a green/blue one).
  • _Waffle_
    _Waffle_ Posts: 13,049 Member
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    Slutty meth addict. I mean, Charlie Sheen.


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