What Slutty Costume will you wear for Halloween?

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  • SwitzEngine
    SwitzEngine Posts: 3,418 Member
    As a lad, my options for "sexy/slutty" Halloween costumes are quite limited. While women have many interesting options like "sexy witch" or "slutty department of motor vehicles clerk," us fellows basically have to choose between pirates, bananas or bikini inspectors. Occasionally a "fat/drunk Winnie the Pooh."

    Ladies, gents, what slutty costume do you plan to wear this year?

    I like your shirt. Can I just wear that with a belt and boots? That will do.

    Belt and boots sound good :-)
  • Mother_Superior
    Mother_Superior Posts: 1,624 Member
    Bea Arthur's mom.
  • HWeatherholt
    HWeatherholt Posts: 283 Member
    Last year I was a peacock, which I made myself

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    This year I am making my own version of this

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    How come I can never get my pictures to show.
  • latenitelucy
    latenitelucy Posts: 1,314 Member
    I am against slutty costumes for Halloween. Its all about scary/gore/horror for me.


    I completely agree. that's why I'm going as a slutty ted bundy.

    :drinker:
  • delicious_cocktail
    delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
    I'm going all out. I'm going as Bea Arthur.

    In.

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  • hannahpistolas
    hannahpistolas Posts: 290 Member
    Be the slutty pumpking from HIMYM.

    I, for one, am going as a totally not slutty mommy walking her child around for his first Halloween.

    However, in my hey day, I was a walk of shame one year. Men's shirt, unbuttoned and off one shoulder; heels; black underwear; tights; smeared makeup; sex hair; and an unused condom in my hair.
  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
    JustAboutDelicious_wechanged Posts: 2,486 Member
    I'm probably just going as a mom as usual, but if I do I am thinking a teacher. You know for learning and stuff.

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  • delicious_cocktail
    delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
    How come I can never get my pictures to show.

    You are linking to the folder, not the actual image. The url should end in .jpg, .gif; but you're just linking to a directory.
    Bea Arthur's mom.
    DEAL WITH IT.
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  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    I'm probably just going to wear my tight spandex, bell bottom pants that are iridescent purple and blue and have scales on them (like a mermaid tail), and my head band with butterfly antennae and wings. And I guess I'll wear a shirt, too (probably a green/blue one).
  • _Waffle_
    _Waffle_ Posts: 13,049 Member
    Slutty meth addict. I mean, Charlie Sheen.


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  • AllonsYtotheTardis
    AllonsYtotheTardis Posts: 16,947 Member
    Hm. I could actually get into that kilt action . . . too bad my body doesn't quite look like that.

    bah, I'm willing to bet your wife would claim that it's close enough. YAY FOR KILTS!
  • HealthWoke0ish
    HealthWoke0ish Posts: 2,078 Member
    Last year I was a peacock, which I made myself

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    This year I am making my own version of this

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    How come I can never get my pictures to show.

    Gotta link to pics...not web addresses...
  • Sedna_51
    Sedna_51 Posts: 277 Member
    Slutty William Howard Taft.

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    #haterstotheleft
  • babyj0
    babyj0 Posts: 531 Member
    I'm pulling out an old slutty nurse outfit. I'm very original. Lol
  • MercenaryNoetic26
    MercenaryNoetic26 Posts: 2,747 Member
    I was gonna recycle my Playboy buccaneer costume, but will prob recycle the Marie Antoinette one instead. I decided I'll wear some fangs and make myself look undead and try to be a 17th century vampire, just like in "Interview with the Vampire".
  • Ophidion
    Ophidion Posts: 2,065 Member
    I'm going as Walter White but I think this guy is onto something...

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  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
    JustAboutDelicious_wechanged Posts: 2,486 Member
    I'm going as Walter White but I think this guy is onto something...

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    Best costume evah.
  • hannahpistolas
    hannahpistolas Posts: 290 Member
    Slutty William Howard Taft.

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    #haterstotheleft

    Where have you been all my life?
  • just_Jennie1
    just_Jennie1 Posts: 1,233
    I'm going as Walter White but I think this guy is onto something...

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    OMG I love that!
  • WildcatMom82
    WildcatMom82 Posts: 564 Member
    R2D2! R2 tank top, short tutu, thigh highs, I am excited
  • MsJulielicious
    MsJulielicious Posts: 708 Member
    I'm going as a man this year because lifting has made me sooooo bulky! Halp!
  • Sedna_51
    Sedna_51 Posts: 277 Member
    Slutty William Howard Taft.

    wht-photo-as-president.jpg?w=744&h=960

    #haterstotheleft

    Where have you been all my life?

    Being President and then Chief Justice of the Supreme Court. And grooming my incredible mustache.
  • hannahpistolas
    hannahpistolas Posts: 290 Member
    Slutty William Howard Taft.

    wht-photo-as-president.jpg?w=744&h=960

    #haterstotheleft

    Where have you been all my life?

    Being President and then Chief Justice of the Supreme Court. And grooming my incredible mustache.

    Well played, good sir. Well played.
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
    NSFMFP
  • Dunsirn
    Dunsirn Posts: 82 Member

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    Apart from the fact that that wouldn't necessarily be classed as costume over here, even I have to agree with this one!

    ETA: Minus the shoes ... they are a turn off.

    aww, where did you dig up that embarrasing old picture of me...??
  • _Pseudonymous_
    _Pseudonymous_ Posts: 1,671 Member
    Personally, I'm going as myself...

    I'm pretty sure that is slutty enough...
  • jamiem1102
    jamiem1102 Posts: 1,196 Member
    I'm going as Eve - so... leaves, lipstick, an apple and a devilish smile :smokin:
  • silver_arrow3
    silver_arrow3 Posts: 1,373 Member
    I don't plan on dressing up this year so... pjs? I don't know if those are really "slutty" though.
  • etoiles_argentees
    etoiles_argentees Posts: 2,827 Member
    The costume I
    Made last year but was too cold to wear.
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
    Im actually finally dressing as starbuck this year, another day as a saloon hooker and another day as probably another creative version of supergirl again. maybe this time instead of being half dead beaten to a pulp supergirl, i'll be evil supergirl, or supergirl who couldnt find her uniform and had to kick butt in regular clothes and they got all torn to pieces... yeah that'd be hot.

    maybe i'll just go as a dominatrix and be done with it. i have plenty of black patent leather.

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