What Slutty Costume will you wear for Halloween?

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  • delicious_cocktail
    delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
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    Im actually finally dressing as starbuck this year, another day as a saloon hooker and another day as probably another creative version of supergirl again. maybe this time instead of being half dead beaten to a pulp supergirl, i'll be evil supergirl, or supergirl who couldnt find her uniform and had to kick butt in regular clothes and they got all torn to pieces... yeah that'd be hot.

    maybe i'll just go as a dominatrix and be done with it. i have plenty of black patent leather.

    In, for all of the above.
    I'm going as Eve - so... leaves, lipstick, an apple and a devilish smile :smokin:

    I'd eat the fruit from your tree of the knowledge of good and evil!

    Wait. Uh, wait. That's terrible. That's no good at all. Hold on, let me come up with a good one.
  • sklarbodds
    sklarbodds Posts: 608 Member
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    Hm. I could actually get into that kilt action . . . too bad my body doesn't quite look like that.
    Right? I don't know if it would be safe for that guy to go to a party dressed in that. He'd make the Ax commercials look like a convent.
  • sklarbodds
    sklarbodds Posts: 608 Member
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    I'm going as a man this year because lifting has made me sooooo bulky! Halp!
    Hah! Love it.
  • D0initright
    D0initright Posts: 77
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    Please stop by my house for candy...
  • delicious_cocktail
    delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
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    I still can't decide but I'm thinking body paint or just black tape hahahhaha.. Yup....

    Oh my jeebus.

    faint.

    On the other hand, as sexy as that black tape looks, I mean, obviously my first instinct would be to rip it off for sexytimes.

    . . . which basically means sexytimes will be over before it even begins, because OUCH!
  • NotRailMeat
    NotRailMeat Posts: 509 Member
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    This:

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  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
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  • _noob_
    _noob_ Posts: 3,306 Member
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    I'm batman
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
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    that was totally not what i was going to post there - but now im leaving it
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
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    nothing.



    :smokin:

    see thats a woman who knows how to be a slut. She just bypasses the middle man, doesnt go wasting money, and gets to the true heart of slutitude. Accolades to you for knowing what it really means to be a slut.

    I just have to roll my eyes at the wannabe sluts.
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
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  • CookNLift
    CookNLift Posts: 3,660 Member
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    I'm going as Eve - so... leaves, lipstick, an apple and a devilish smile :smokin:

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  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
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    Slutty UPS guy? Dress in brown, with a variation on Lonley Island's D*ck in a box hanging from your belt. "I got your "special delivery" right here.
  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
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    As a lad, my options for "sexy/slutty" Halloween costumes are quite limited. While women have many interesting options like "sexy witch" or "slutty department of motor vehicles clerk," us fellows basically have to choose between pirates, bananas or bikini inspectors. Occasionally a "fat/drunk Winnie the Pooh."

    Ladies, gents, what slutty costume do you plan to wear this year?
    My favorite costume involved creative use of a trenchcoat, a nylon stuffed with socks, and some blue wire.
  • delicious_cocktail
    delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
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    As a lad, my options for "sexy/slutty" Halloween costumes are quite limited. While women have many interesting options like "sexy witch" or "slutty department of motor vehicles clerk," us fellows basically have to choose between pirates, bananas or bikini inspectors. Occasionally a "fat/drunk Winnie the Pooh."

    Ladies, gents, what slutty costume do you plan to wear this year?
    My favorite costume involved creative use of a trenchcoat, a nylon stuffed with socks, and some blue wire.

    I think you would be an excellent slutty pest exterminator.
  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
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    Last year I was a peacock, which I made myself

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    This year I am making my own version of this

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    How come I can never get my pictures to show.
    Because the URL you are using points to an HTML file.
  • Seefylol
    Seefylol Posts: 197
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    What I'm wearing right now except I'm still waiting on that damn Bane vest to come that I ordered on Ebay! :O
  • Matt24442
    Matt24442 Posts: 324
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    A Dexter victim- plastic wrap and that's about it
  • Kirstyw871
    Kirstyw871 Posts: 216 Member
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    I'm not doing slutty.
  • Mobilemuscle
    Mobilemuscle Posts: 945 Member
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    D**k in a Box costume

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