The most bad a** thing you've ever done

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  • ronit_rai
    ronit_rai Posts: 325 Member
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    I used to pee in the bed while sleeping when I was kid...
    *the biggest badass in this thread* :3
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
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    I kicked a tiger snake a good 10 meters on our farm once. Tiger snakes generally don't like being kicked
  • Monkey_Business
    Monkey_Business Posts: 1,800 Member
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    Badass:
    Did 21 years in the Army as an Infantryman.
    Airborne
    Ranger
    Sniper

    Stupidest things I have done:
    Test parachutes for the Army (duh)
    Volunteered for Vietnam at the mature age of 18
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
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    Wife asked me "Do these pants make my @ss look big?'

    I answered her.
  • WeepingAngel81
    WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member
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    Was woke up at 2 am in the morning by my cousins crying girlfriend. She claimed the cab driver that brought her to our house was trying to rape her. (Cousin wasn't there) I sprang from bed in nothing but my underwear and pulled a shotgun on the guy. I escorted him out that way. Come to find out later, she was a bit crazy and we think she made the whole thing up.

    So in all likelihood the cab driver was trying to collect his cab fare from your cousins "unstable" girlfriend, and you pulled a shotgun on him.

    Armed robbery, how bad *kitten*.

    Long story short.......Cousin had been picked up for drinking and driving. (1 beer but under 21) Girlfriend was 21 but to drunk to drive. Cops called cab and had cab take her to my cousin and I's house. So.....cab driver claimed he was trying to help cousins girl find out what police station cousin was at. I call bullcrap though. I think they were about to get it on and she forgot I was there. Made up the rape story to cover why the guy was in the house. Like I said, she was crazy! That is the short version of the story.

    Sounds odd that she was crying before you woke up if they were planning on getting it on, and he wasn't trying anything.
    You never found out what happened?
    Hopefully the guy didn't go on to rape anyone, if she was actually telling the truth.

    Didn't realize from your first post he was in your house, sounds like you did the right thing.
    Depending on the laws in your state you probably could have even detained him if you thought she was telling the truth.

    I hope she wasn't lying becuase the most bad *kitten* thing I ever did was survive rape and put the man in jail. Ended up pregnant because of it. Had the baby and gave him up for adoption to a couple who had been trying for 12 years to have kids. To have women lie about that stuff really gets to me.
  • Monkey_Business
    Monkey_Business Posts: 1,800 Member
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    Wife asked me "Do these pants make my @ss look big?'

    I answered her.

    I did the same and my answer was 'It's not the pants dear'

    Still in recovery....
  • Oscarinmiami
    Oscarinmiami Posts: 326 Member
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    I kicked Chuck Norris and Bruce Llee's *kitten* at the same time blind folded and with one arm tied behind my back.
  • digitalbill
    digitalbill Posts: 1,410 Member
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    I shot a man in Reno...
    Just to watch him die.
  • CorvusCorax77
    CorvusCorax77 Posts: 2,536 Member
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    Delivering my first child with my own hands :glasses:

    this cannot be followed.
  • CorvusCorax77
    CorvusCorax77 Posts: 2,536 Member
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    ...testifying against my former stepfather...

    You. Are. Awesome. My vote for winner.

    ETA: Could be read as sarcastic. Not at all, I mean it.

    I second. That is seriously BAD *kitten*!!!!!
  • CorvusCorax77
    CorvusCorax77 Posts: 2,536 Member
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    While 3 months pregnant I saw a guy strangling a women in their trunk and she called for help. I reached in and pulled him out knocked him out and then got a lecture from the cops for putting myself at risk:grumble:

    I think I just fell in love.
  • Amadbro
    Amadbro Posts: 750 Member
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    When I was 6 years old I was playing with my remote control car and the batteries died. My pop and I searched the house but only found 1 AA battery. He said "it wont work with just 1 battery son it needs 2". I replied "it'll work daddy you just have to believe it will work". I put the battery in and the car started rolling like it had 2 9V batteries in it. My dad couldn't believe it. I can still see that look on his face.
  • ucabucca
    ucabucca Posts: 606 Member
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    At 14 while skiing in a major competition I was clocked going 58 MPH and well I also ate the gate keeper and sent him to surgery as I crashed and tumbled went through the nettng and hit the tree as I went off a cliff. I spent 6 weeks in a coma and woke up to my coach and thought it had been hours only until he made me realize what had happened. My helmet was seen only by smal pieces and I not only walked away but stll skied competitively a year later and still it is my first love. I know I am lucky to be alive and my passion is only doubled in life and blessngs overflow from the lessons I learned as I pick up the pieces with an awesome support around me.
  • CorvusCorax77
    CorvusCorax77 Posts: 2,536 Member
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    Was woke up at 2 am in the morning by my cousins crying girlfriend. She claimed the cab driver that brought her to our house was trying to rape her. (Cousin wasn't there) I sprang from bed in nothing but my underwear and pulled a shotgun on the guy. I escorted him out that way. Come to find out later, she was a bit crazy and we think she made the whole thing up.

    So in all likelihood the cab driver was trying to collect his cab fare from your cousins "unstable" girlfriend, and you pulled a shotgun on him.

    Armed robbery, how bad *kitten*.

    Long story short.......Cousin had been picked up for drinking and driving. (1 beer but under 21) Girlfriend was 21 but to drunk to drive. Cops called cab and had cab take her to my cousin and I's house. So.....cab driver claimed he was trying to help cousins girl find out what police station cousin was at. I call bullcrap though. I think they were about to get it on and she forgot I was there. Made up the rape story to cover why the guy was in the house. Like I said, she was crazy! That is the short version of the story.

    Sounds odd that she was crying before you woke up if they were planning on getting it on, and he wasn't trying anything.
    You never found out what happened?
    Hopefully the guy didn't go on to rape anyone, if she was actually telling the truth.

    Didn't realize from your first post he was in your house, sounds like you did the right thing.
    Depending on the laws in your state you probably could have even detained him if you thought she was telling the truth.

    I hope she wasn't lying becuase the most bad *kitten* thing I ever did was survive rape and put the man in jail. Ended up pregnant because of it. Had the baby and gave him up for adoption to a couple who had been trying for 12 years to have kids. To have women lie about that stuff really gets to me.

    You are so strong.
    I also hate it when women lie about rape.

    But I also think that people tend to think women lie about rape more than women actually do lie about rape. And the thing about this story being told is, maybe she was a crazy stupid drunk idiot. Maybe she invited the guy in. Maybe she even kissed the dude. But if she changed her mind about doing this and he didn't stop, that would still be her right to say no at that point. I don't know what happened, I wasn't there. But dudes taking advantage of drunk women is a thing that happens:

    made me think of this video:
    http://www.policymic.com/articles/69867/this-off-duty-cop-proves-what-young-women-know-about-who-s-really-to-blame-for-rape
  • SmileCozYouCan
    SmileCozYouCan Posts: 315 Member
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    When I was 10 I used to pinch older ladies when they were talking and they couldn't see me.....And I sued to pinch them reaaaal hard.
  • CorvusCorax77
    CorvusCorax77 Posts: 2,536 Member
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    so, I was gonna come into this thread and brag about doing my 5/3/1 routine with a broken pinky.

    but people here have said some amazing stuff!

    the medic who saved the soldier and the person who pulled their son out of the pool and someone holding their moms hand as she died. the woman who gave birth and adopted out a child who was conceived in rape (and put the rapist in jail)

    hats off to y'all.
  • Lisa1971
    Lisa1971 Posts: 3,069 Member
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    Holy crap you guys are amazing! I'm boring! But I DID have a dream last night that I saved an old man from a frozen pond. Does that count?
  • Lisa1971
    Lisa1971 Posts: 3,069 Member
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    Best thread ever.

    Sorry for the giant pictures :blushing:

    The most bad*** thing my daughter and I have done (sorry men)... Did not cry during labor, and delivering at only 37 weeks (Im only a 5'4" body mind you) my 9lb 1oz 20.5 inches long daughter who got stuck, yelled at my doctor to use the vacuum, she came out not breathing, they got her recovered. Turns out the colleague doctor who delivered should have known better and given me a c-section. Got an episiotamy and still ripped after the fact, and got all my stitches after the epidural wore off. After shoulder dystocia, my daughter ended up with brachial plexus damage, her right arm could not function and we were told that is was a 'common injury' for bigger babies and there was a possibility it may never be usable. Without the copious physical therapist and occupational therapist visits they wanted to us to attend (we went to a total of 4 'maybe') in which all they really did was make stupid duck noises at her and lay her on her stomach and check off the other things she should be able to do for her age. Here's the Bad A** part! I helped her recover full use of her arm within 4 months. The final therapist visit we went to, the doctor was in amazement because normally it takes a minimum of 6 months for recovery to occur if at all.

    No right arm function
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    Look at me now! (Please excuse my fat face syndrome lol)
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    Oh, and I taught my baby girl to say Mama before learning to say daddy! Take that!!! :tongue: :laugh:

    You and your daughter are amazing! She's a gorgeous child! Congrats to you both!
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
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    ...testifying against my former stepfather...

    You. Are. Awesome. My vote for winner.

    ETA: Could be read as sarcastic. Not at all, I mean it.

    I second. That is seriously BAD *kitten*!!!!!

    Thank you!
  • Lisa1971
    Lisa1971 Posts: 3,069 Member
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    I once broke up a street fight, butt naked.

    Oh...that was you??????