How do you even flirt?

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  • Edwin_S
    Edwin_S Posts: 440 Member
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    I'm just entering back into the single world after a long break so I can't really offer advice. I do wish you all the best though. Ill check back to see how things go!
  • Monkey_Business
    Monkey_Business Posts: 1,800 Member
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    My solution: get super drunk and find a way to put my bum in their lap - "60% of the time it works every time".

    Ok, I know its me and I am having a serious brain imposion.

    I cannot get past the math equation here :huh:
  • Monkey_Business
    Monkey_Business Posts: 1,800 Member
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    Grab his package and wink. :drinker:

    Or This used to work on me 100% of the time when I was dating:

    Grab his package look him in the eye and tell him that you are taking it home with you tonight and he is welcome to follow along.
  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
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    Grab his package and wink. :drinker:

    but if ya tease it ya gotta please it.
  • SofaKingRad_II
    SofaKingRad_II Posts: 591
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    Tell him he can come home with you and pick a hole...guys love that!

    :love:
  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
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    I'm just entering back into the single world after a long break so I can't really offer advice. I do wish you all the best though. Ill check back to see how things go!

    You're definitely in the right place then

    :laugh:
  • latanyawhite
    latanyawhite Posts: 7 Member
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    Just be yourself, and smile:)
  • TheGirlsATimeBomb
    TheGirlsATimeBomb Posts: 434 Member
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    Walk up to a girl and drop your pants.

    And say

    "it aint going to suck itself"

    don't forget to swallow.
    there's people starving in africa.
  • julie3227
    julie3227 Posts: 162
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    use winky faces ;)
  • cmira5ol
    cmira5ol Posts: 1,246 Member
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    Show the guy some skin
  • heylookitsval
    heylookitsval Posts: 1,141 Member
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    Usually I'll bust into a choreographed routine of Pat Benetar's Love is a Battlefield, shimmy and all...

    I haven't gotten a date yet.
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
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    I generally seduce people with awkwardness. 70% of the time, it works, every time.
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
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    Gosh, I dont think I'd know how to flirt if it hit me over the head.

    Not sure how you would do it with someone you are interested in. I just do the direct approach with my BF, but we've been together for a few years.
  • noemibp
    noemibp Posts: 167
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    Grab his package and wink. :drinker:

    That would definitely get my attention :)

    Lmao!
  • sheepysaccount
    sheepysaccount Posts: 608 Member
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    I'm just entering back into the single world after a long break so I can't really offer advice. I do wish you all the best though. Ill check back to see how things go!

    Says the man who's pretty much sex on legs. I don't think you'll have too much trouble getting back on that horse. And thanks for checking back :)
  • Edwin_S
    Edwin_S Posts: 440 Member
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    See this is me checking back! Sex on legs, Wow...that made me blush. You're a natural!

    See you need to take that same ferocious passion you just said there and direct it at the man you’re interested in. The rest should fall into place naturally.

    During the height of the storm you can’t always predict where lightening will strike, but you /can/ make sure you’re prepared for the thunder that follows.
  • Twinkielingus
    Twinkielingus Posts: 147 Member
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    I usually just say ..

    If you give me a nickle, I will tickle your pickle. Works every time...
  • funforsports
    funforsports Posts: 2,656 Member
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    I usually just say ..

    If you give me a nickle, I will tickle your pickle. Works every time...

    What if they don't have a nickel? Do you give discounts?
  • heylookitsval
    heylookitsval Posts: 1,141 Member
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    I usually just say ..

    If you give me a nickle, I will tickle your pickle. Works every time...

    you're expensive...
  • StrongLife
    StrongLife Posts: 525 Member
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    Tell him he can come home with you and pick a hole...guys love that!

    Lol! Those weren't the type of pickup lines when I was single.

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