something for the guys

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  • Chieflrg
    Chieflrg Posts: 9,097 Member
    Perhaps you can contact Tech Support at MFP to see if they can work with you on getting a specialized ticker for your profile that incrementally depicts inches gained as apposed to pounds lost.
    A true NSV. Most women here prefer to use a measuring tape opposed to the scale anyway. No?
  • ElliottTN
    ElliottTN Posts: 1,614 Member
    Here's more. The average length of a woman's v-jay is 4 inches. So for all you guys out there that may feel length challenged in that area, keep in mind that for the average woman, anything longer than 4 inches is waste.

    I think its time for a quick lesson in anatomy. Yes, the fun cavern is short until its aroused, then it elongates when she gets happy...or doesn't elongate with the disappoint of a 4 incher.

    So you best shot a smaller guy is a sneak attack while she is getting out of the shower and unprepared for sexy time. Just be careful not to rub against her cl*t as she may stop laughing and get aroused..leaving your short guy in a lost ocean of vagina.

    On the upside of things for you, you will probably never feel the pain of bottoming out and bending your junk. It's not a cool feeling.

    On another plus plus side of things. Women really have no idea how big you are in terms of length. Like walk up to any women and say, show me 7 inches with your hand. 99% will never get anywhere close. The only thing a women knows in terms if size is if you were either the biggest thing she ever had or the smallest. That whole grey area in between is just kinda normal to them....unless you are the smallest...then better stick to the waiting until marriage chicas bc they won't know any better.


    Also, in terms of boobies, yeah, I believe anything over a certain amount is a waste but that's just because I'm attracted more to the smaller proportion ladies. I'm an *kitten* guy actually.
  • dbmata
    dbmata Posts: 12,950 Member
    Here's more. The average length of a woman's v-jay is 4 inches. So for all you guys out there that may feel length challenged in that area, keep in mind that for the average woman, anything longer than 4 inches is waste.

    Speak for yourself, pal.

    Exactly, you can still work it in there.
  • ACepero79
    ACepero79 Posts: 711 Member
    I had no idea there were so many experts in here. *rolls eyes*
  • ElliottTN
    ElliottTN Posts: 1,614 Member
    I had no idea there were so many experts in here. *rolls eyes*

    There's always butt sex if you want the illusion of being big. Well...for some women.
  • Perplexities
    Perplexities Posts: 612 Member
    I had no idea there were so many experts in here. *rolls eyes*

    There's always butt sex if you want the illusion of being big. Well...for some women.

    From this post, and your last. You're obviously not a guy with that problem, I mean.. if you were you wouldn't have so clearly illustrated you weren't with your long winded post and tips on how there's always "butt sex"

    I cringed brah,
    Stay safe.
  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
    you can always just take these to make that certain part of the male body bigger.

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  • ElliottTN
    ElliottTN Posts: 1,614 Member
    I had no idea there were so many experts in here. *rolls eyes*

    There's always butt sex if you want the illusion of being big. Well...for some women.

    From this post, and your last. You're obviously not a guy with that problem, I mean.. if you were you wouldn't have so clearly illustrated you weren't with your long winded post and tips on how there's always "butt sex"

    I cringed brah,
    Stay safe.

    You got me brah. Mines barely there. I usually wear a prosthetic.
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
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  • OneThrone
    OneThrone Posts: 77 Member
    So what have come up with or grown to learn here? No pun intended.
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
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  • TR0berts
    TR0berts Posts: 7,739 Member
    wtf.gif

    You said penis
    I'm sorry, but this gif has just made my day! I can't stop coming back to it!

    Same here. Plus he kinda looks like a penis.



    Yeah, um... That's a woman.
  • Gordon_L
    Gordon_L Posts: 4,475 Member
    So that's what happened! And here I thought it was the testosterone booster! LOL
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    I've heard for years that if you lose weight you grow inches. So today while I'm bored at work I decided to look this topic up. This is an excerpt from an online article I read.

    Dr. Mehmet Oz <--- this is where i stopped reading.
  • Perplexities
    Perplexities Posts: 612 Member
    Here's more. The average length of a woman's v-jay is 4 inches. So for all you guys out there that may feel length challenged in that area, keep in mind that for the average woman, anything longer than 4 inches is waste.

    Speak for yourself, pal.

    That is why I qualified my statement with "average woman". I don't doubt that women may prefer something longer but I'm just trying to make guys that may feel self-conscious about that area better about their situation. Don't be a kill-joy.

    I've taken quite a few rough measurements of several women from varying positions, they've all been over double that average, on average.

    So I'd say this is false.

    Your sample size doesn't prove an "average" false.

    I don't walk into intimate situations with a ruler in my back pocket, but I'd also say that the women I've encountered have been longer than 4 inches, but I am not about to call it false based on the women I've met.

    Trust me, I carry a ruler in my front pocket.

    however I will increase my sample size to acquire a more accurate average and report back tomorrow morning.
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    A true Maverick! Way to take one for the team and science!

    Just a walk in the park, Kazansky.
  • SweetTrouble_
    SweetTrouble_ Posts: 933 Member
    Pass me some popcorn, this might get entertaining.
  • ACepero79
    ACepero79 Posts: 711 Member
    There's nothing to see here. Business as usual.
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    Pass me some popcorn, this might get entertaining.
    *passes popcorn* welcome to the show

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  • bloominheck
    bloominheck Posts: 869 Member
    Here's more. The average length of a woman's v-jay is 4 inches. So for all you guys out there that may feel length challenged in that area, keep in mind that for the average woman, anything longer than 4 inches is waste.

    Not even true!
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    Here's more. The average length of a woman's v-jay is 4 inches. So for all you guys out there that may feel length challenged in that area, keep in mind that for the average woman, anything longer than 4 inches is waste.

    Not even true!
    well, you might hit her waist....\m/
  • Hornsby
    Hornsby Posts: 10,322 Member
    In for the popcorn as well.
  • NinjadURbacon
    NinjadURbacon Posts: 395 Member
    just have to have this on my feed lol
  • syedsaad
    syedsaad Posts: 156 Member
    Good Educational Session ;)
  • Perplexities
    Perplexities Posts: 612 Member
    just have to have this on my feed lol

    We have an "Open carry" self proclaimed Ninja, bad *kitten* ITT.

    Stay safe guys.
  • Broderick50
    Broderick50 Posts: 842 Member
    Ok I thought this topic was about the male body suddenly it turned into women's vagina 101.
  • sunglasses_and_ocean_waves
    sunglasses_and_ocean_waves Posts: 2,757 Member
    Ok I thought this topic was about the male body suddenly it turned into women's vagina 101.

    sorry, but penis tends to turn into vagina whenever it can.
  • FatHuMan1
    FatHuMan1 Posts: 1,028 Member
    Ok I thought this topic was about the male body suddenly it turned into women's vagina 101.

    sorry, but penis tends to turn into vagina whenever it can.

    QFT.
  • IwearBatmanUndies
    IwearBatmanUndies Posts: 324
    Dafuq happened in this thread?
    If shes not hunching over in pain like the hump day camel every time you move it, then youre better off beating your meat like it owes you money.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    Dafuq happened in this thread?
    If shes not hunching over in pain like the hump day camel every time you move it, then youre better off beating your meat like it owes you money.

    lolwut?
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    Dafuq happened in this thread?
    If shes not hunching over in pain like the hump day camel every time you move it, then youre better off beating your meat like it owes you money.

    ^this. Umm...no, just...no.

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