Help! I've lost my cat!!

FunkBunny

Now I just have to get rid of a 2 year old!
What have you lost?

1 pound = a Guinea Pig
1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
3 pounds = an average human brain
4 pounds = an ostrich egg
5 pounds = a Chihuahua
6 pounds = a human’s skin
7.5 pounds = an average newborn
8 pounds = a human head
10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year
11 pounds = an average housecat
12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
16 pounds = a sperm whale’s brain
20 pounds = an automobile tire
23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream
25 pounds = an average 2 year old
30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
33 pounds = a cinder block
36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
44 pounds = an elephant’s heart
50 pounds = a small bale of hay
55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
60 pounds = an elephant’s penis (yep, weights more than his heart!)
66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year
70 pounds = an Irish Setter
77 pounds = a gold brick
80 pounds = the World’s Largest Ball of Tape
90 pounds = a newborn calf
100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
117 pounds = an average fashion model (and she’s 5’11”)
118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month
130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year
144 pounds = an average adult woman (and she’s 5’4”)
150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
187 pounds = an average adult man
200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds
235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger
300 pounds = an average football lineman
400 pounds = a Welsh pony"

kellygirl5538

This is great!!!

kellygirl5538

This is great!!!

xarrium

"8 pounds = a human head"

Well, that explains why I feel like I've lost my mind! :laugh:

SharonsJetSet

oh I love this!!! last year I lost my 5000 btu air conditioner but recently after I started working at a restaurant I found a car tire so I'm ready to start again LOL

Loved reading thsi

:flowerforyou:

lilchino4af

From what I've lost before starting MFP and what I lost using MFP, I've lost just shy of a cinder block (32 lbs).

daloverlyme

I lost a bald eagle. Now I need to lose a whales penis to be happy, lol.

abyt42

I knew I needed to lose my tire....

MericoX

I've lost an ostrich egg. Now I know why it was always so uncomfortable to sit down... LOL

isadoc

love it! :happy:

themommie

right now I have lost a little more then a bald eagle, but I cant wait to loose the worlds largest ball of tape. LOL. this is great. thanks for sharing

MzBug

Dang! I've lost 10 dozen eggs! Now if that silly baby giraffe would just pack up and leave home!

Love it!

Allison9

I loveeee this! I've lost a Chihuahua but still need to lose an elephants heart!

SayRah

I've lost a newborn baby....but I'm hoping to lose a 2 year old. LOL.

iDreamNEON

LOL A Mid Sized Microwave.

StuAblett

I'm between the cinder block and the mid-sized microwave :bigsmile:

megan_mp

My goal is an Irish Setter, but so far I haven't had my first weigh-in!

raymj61

an automobile tire:smokin:

I didn't realize this. Cute list

weaklink109

This is a great post. The best way I can explain my loss is to share this excerpt from my profile. It started out as my signature, but as you can see, eventually got too long, so here goes:

"Started April 13, 2009
12 lbs. Gone in first month
6/6/9..18 lbs. lost = one "Pepper" (my Shih tzu)
DOWN 25 lbs. by 4th of July/Actual 23 lbs. gone
8/2/9..28 lbs. lost = one "Mai Li" (my Lhasa)
8/8/9..Down the BIG THREE OH!!!(30 lbs. gone)
9/13/9..37 lbs lost = TWO "Peppers"
10/12/9..Down the BIG FOUR OH!!(40 lbs. gone)
11/2/9 Down 43 lbs. = One "Mai Li"* & One "Pepper"(*Mai Li lost 3 lbs.)
11/10/9 -Entered land of ONE-derful Ones!!
12/8..Down the BIG FIVE OH!! (Two "Peppers" & 1 "Bradley"(Yorkie)
DOWN 60 lbs. by Christmas Day!! Held at 50 lbs instead
7/29/10..Down 60 lbs.= 1 ea, Mai Li, Pepper, and Bradley!!"

My eventual goal is to lose TWO Each, of Mai Li, Pepper, and Bradley = 120 lbs. and maybe a Chihuahua, for a total of 125 lbs.

Something tells me I may have to be satisfied with one two month old horse and an average house cat --111 lbs.

StuAblett

I just looked, and my goal to lose is a fashion model :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile:

mookiemoo

I've lost 10 dozen large eggs but I still need to lose a 2 year old (although my child has weighed 33lbs since he was 18 months old and he still isn't 2 till October)