Help! I've lost my cat!!

JuliaRose73

I knew there was a reason I never liked the average model....

117 pounds = an average fashion model (and she’s 5’11”)

and it's not because she's taller then me!

Good luck to everyone on hitting the next "I've lost" on their journey!

A_shelton316

10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year

frankbo25

Im less than a pound away from losing an Irish setter!!

Mollydolly10

hahaah bump

AmberBarrios

Today I officially lost the amount of cheese the average american eats in a year now if i could get rid of this baby calf that has been following me around things would be fantastic!! He's gonna get last one pound at a time.

stuartme123

Love this! My goal is to lose a sperm whale's brain!

FunkBunny

Now I just have to get rid of a 2 year old!
What have you lost?

1 pound = a Guinea Pig
1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
3 pounds = an average human brain
4 pounds = an ostrich egg
5 pounds = a Chihuahua
6 pounds = a human’s skin
7.5 pounds = an average newborn
8 pounds = a human head
10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year
11 pounds = an average housecat
12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
16 pounds = a sperm whale’s brain
20 pounds = an automobile tire
23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream
25 pounds = an average 2 year old
30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
33 pounds = a cinder block
36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
44 pounds = an elephant’s heart
50 pounds = a small bale of hay
55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
60 pounds = an elephant’s penis (yep, weights more than his heart!)
66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year
70 pounds = an Irish Setter
77 pounds = a gold brick
80 pounds = the World’s Largest Ball of Tape
90 pounds = a newborn calf
100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
117 pounds = an average fashion model (and she’s 5’11”)
118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month
130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year
144 pounds = an average adult woman (and she’s 5’4”)
150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
187 pounds = an average adult man
200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds
235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger
300 pounds = an average football lineman
400 pounds = a Welsh pony"

Now I've lost a bald eagle carrying away a guinea pig!

Whoop-whoop!

What have you lost?

AmandaR910

I've lost the chemical additives we eat in a year (yuck!). I want to lose the biggest ball of tape though lol.

sparklesammy

As off yesterday...

I lost a super model! Yes...an adult person!

wow....

UpToAnyCool

LOVE this list - puts non-scale victories in context! And GOOD JOB! :flowerforyou:

suziblues2000

I had NO idea the Oxford Dictionary weighed so much!!!!! (150 lbs)

I lost a two yr. old and need to lose another one. lol

qwho

woohoo! I have lost my cat and 10 dozen large eggs! (26 lbs!)

loxleys

very funny - I enjoyed reading this.

catcrazy

I've lost a sperm whales brain and a guinea pig, want to lose a 2 year old by 12th November

binary_jester

Off topic but the Lost Cat reference reminds me of this joke...

http://blogs.catster.com/the-cats-meow-a-cat-and-kitten-blog/lost-cat-email-exchange-an-exercise-in-malicious-compliance/2010/06/24/

lilRicki

I've lost a human brain, and I need to lose a 5000BTU airconditioner...seems daunting lol

aligirl32766

Since about 4 years ago, I have lost more than a newborn calf, but not quite a 2 month old horse. I would like to go ahead and lose an additional small bale of hay.

CombatVet_Armywife

Ha ha...cute post!

I've lost an automobile tire
My goal is to lose an Irish Setter

ChuckgM3

One human head lost, one human leg to go, and then I'll be the complete Oxford English Dictionary!

achbarrow

Ooooo Now I've lost a small bale of hay!!

iDreamNEON

I This Thread. Update:

I've Lost An Elephant's Penis!!! TeeHee

buckeyereavis

i ave lost an average human being.... gaind alil back and now i recently lost an irish setter!

melanie92

so far a small bale of hay!! working on a gold brick!!

(will that mean I've literally s%it a gold brick? anyone remember that expression???)

:laugh:

jjsleeper

I've lost somewhere between a 2 month old horse and the red meat an average American eats in a year since last November. :bigsmile:

binary_jester

From my heaviest I have lost a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg. Being hawaiian, I think my leg weighs a little bit more.

mzenzer

Somewhere between a sperm whales brain and a tire, but I need to get to a cinder block.

Beth720

Woohoo!! I've now lost the average 2-year old plus 2 guinea pigs!!

Lyndzo

Bald eagle

KarenBorter

I have just about lost an automobile tire (I know that tomorrow I will have dropped 2lbs) kinda bumping this thread cuz it's cute!

sarahwright01

I have lost an average 2 year old, almos the amount of cheese that americans eat per person in a year (btw..that is gross, i am rethinking my cheese habits)