Not interested in my wife anymore

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  • Silent1980
    Silent1980 Posts: 24
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    Whats the best way to tell your husband you want a divorce? I was thinking like give him the bad news and then tell him if you sign the papers right now ill give you this $2000 in cash I have in my hand hahaha. Would that work?


    Do it as I did it..
    "Honey..you remember the day we got married 5 years ago?"
    "yes"
    "I want to delete it...ah! and there is your suitcase.BYE!!!"

    LMAO every time he says "Well you Married Me" my teeth cringe and I go "Any chance I can take that back" lol

    when he said "I was your choice"
    I replied "Even God makes mistakes. Look at your mirror a perfect example" and imagine that I am a very calm person.....
    I am so much better without him. We are in peace terms too now.
  • soldiergrl_101
    soldiergrl_101 Posts: 2,205 Member
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    Whats the best way to tell your husband you want a divorce? I was thinking like give him the bad news and then tell him if you sign the papers right now ill give you this $2000 in cash I have in my hand hahaha. Would that work?


    Do it as I did it..
    "Honey..you remember the day we got married 5 years ago?"
    "yes"
    "I want to delete it...ah! and there is your suitcase.BYE!!!"

    LMAO every time he says "Well you Married Me" my teeth cringe and I go "Any chance I can take that back" lol

    when he said "I was your choice"
    I replied "Even God makes mistakes. Look at your mirror a perfect example" and imagine that I am a very calm person.....
    I am so much better without him. We are in peace terms too now.

    You have me cracking up over here. i will be better off to. i have the papers signed and ready to go, I figure i will tell him after Christmas
  • Silent1980
    Silent1980 Posts: 24
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    @soldier grl
    I told him on August XD The happiest month of my life after my son's birth at 2008.
    He was like "what you will do without me?"
    and I replied "better sex for sure.."
    I think he never got over that XD
  • soldiergrl_101
    soldiergrl_101 Posts: 2,205 Member
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    Better Sex, More Benefits, more Freedom, my sheets wont stink like his feet haha oh yes life will be good!
  • Silent1980
    Silent1980 Posts: 24
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    Better Sex, More Benefits, more Freedom, my sheets wont stink like his feet haha oh yes life will be good!

    the important is to get divorce for the right reasons. We were unhappy together. He was 20 years older than me and he realised we cant communicate after marriage. The thing is that age difference does not matter. Lack of brain though is an issue:laugh:
  • pcastagner
    pcastagner Posts: 1,606 Member
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    I love being divorced!

    And in our case, since she screwed me over in the marriage, she gets to pay alimony. And I get to spend her money!
  • Silent1980
    Silent1980 Posts: 24
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    I love being divorced!

    And in our case, since she screwed me over in the marriage, she gets to pay alimony. And I get to spend her money!

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    :drinker:
  • 1PatientBear
    1PatientBear Posts: 2,089 Member
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    Those are two beautiful boys. :smile:

    Except that the little one is a girl. Thanks though. :)
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
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    That's why I divorced her. :drinker:

    Sounds like that worked out for both of you.

    Enjoy.
  • Follow_me
    Follow_me Posts: 6,120 Member
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    Funny, I'm not interested in her anymore either.
  • Mischievous_Rascal
    Mischievous_Rascal Posts: 1,791 Member
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    You should've stayed with her. God doesn't like divorce.

    Yeah, well, then He can marry her.

    Best answer to this ever... LMAO
  • MapleFlavouredMaiden
    MapleFlavouredMaiden Posts: 595 Member
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    things god also doesn't like:
    round haircuts Leviticus 19:27
    fortune tellers Leviticus 19:31, 20:6
    pulling out Genesis 38:9-10
    tattoos Leviticus 19:28
    polyester/cotton blends Leviticus 19:19
    wearing gold Timothy 2:9
    shellfish Leviticus 11:10
    bacon Leviticus 11:8
    so... yeah, i don't really pay too much attention

    Don't forget: women talking, braided hair, rare meat, not marrying your brother's widow, women in positions of power...
  • jazi719
    jazi719 Posts: 150 Member
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    Those are two beautiful boys. :smile:

    Except that the little one is a girl. Thanks though. :)

    Whoops, sorry. :blushing:
  • 1PatientBear
    1PatientBear Posts: 2,089 Member
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    Those are two beautiful boys. :smile:

    Except that the little one is a girl. Thanks though. :)

    Whoops, sorry. :blushing:

    Lol. It's ok. It's hard to tell sometimes when they are that little. Once her hair is longer, it'll be easy. :wink:
  • AprilMae1975
    AprilMae1975 Posts: 726
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    If more people did this maybe there would be fewer unhappy marriages. If your're not happy just end it!!
  • DoingitWell
    DoingitWell Posts: 560 Member
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    ppfffttt my divorce cost me $220



    Psh mine cost me $2500 and still counting....two continuances and a car accident for his attorney.
  • tottie06
    tottie06 Posts: 259 Member
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    That's why I divorced her. :drinker:

    lol Spin off from yesterday? http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1138849-not-interested-in-my-husband-anymore
  • in_the_stars
    in_the_stars Posts: 1,395 Member
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    PBT, you didn't. Please say you didn't. :(
  • Dino_bacon2112
    Dino_bacon2112 Posts: 341 Member
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    If more people did this maybe there would be fewer unhappy marriages. If your're not happy just end it!!

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  • soldiergrl_101
    soldiergrl_101 Posts: 2,205 Member
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    ppfffttt my divorce cost me $220



    Psh mine cost me $2500 and still counting....two continuances and a car accident for his attorney.

    Thats why I moved to Vegas it will cost me much less here than it would have in Cali lol

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