MFP Husband

TheGirlsATimeBomb

I'd like to think i'd make an excellent MFP husband! :flowerforyou:

british? tall? DIBS!

MINE!

too late. we've already honeymooned PMs :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

ElliottTN

Have you considered a "open" relationship?

Mia_RagazzaTosta

Have you considered a "open" relationship?

Get back in the vault. I didn't let you out.

MyChocolateDiet

MFP husband leads to MFP divorce and then you become bitter, *kitten* around and catch VD. True story.

Unlesss....MFP husband leads to MFP husbands because they don't know what the heck is up behind closed PM's. and then you become awesome and *kitten* around and catch a wave to wonderfulz. True story.

onmyown326

All I can offer you is my platinum Visa card.....

oh I'll take that!!!! :drinker:

card number is on its way

SCORE!!!!!:smokin:

MyChocolateDiet

How do you have the time to create this post, what with all that sandwich making you should be doing.




























I KID, I KID!
:laugh:

Can mine be turkey with cream cheese and alfalfa sprouts and tomato and mustard? I always wanted a wife and fit all those criteria OP mentioned quite well. She never said you had to have a dangler.

ElliottTN

Have you considered a "open" relationship?

Get back in the vault. I didn't let you out.

Yes mistress

TX_Thundercat

1. What?
2. Looks like you're slacking on your cardio, babe. *puts another Snickers in the deep fryer*
3. #%&ing @*&%^
4. Look over there! *Damn her friend has a nice *kitten**
5. Yeah, dinner was okay, I guess. Take care of those dishes, will ya? Gonna go to Hooters with the guys...

Now taking applications for my MFP HUSBAND (just learned we could have those yesterday). Must have the following abilities/skills, etc.:

1. Pretend like you're paying attention to what I say but really be thinking about Monday night football game
2. Expect me to look hot and sexy in all my pics while you let yourself go
3. Regularly say insensitive things
4. Flirt a lot and have a wandering eye - (extra points if you can be horrified when I do)
5. Show little appreciation for everything I do for you

Bonus: ability to sit on sofa and hold a remote control for sustained amounts of time and ignore pile of dishes in sink!!

Submit your résumé and three letters of reference from ex-wives and ex-girlfriends.

onmyown326

How do you have the time to create this post, what with all that sandwich making you should be doing.




























I KID, I KID!
:laugh:

O NO YOU DIDNT!!!!!:devil: :laugh:

Gordon_L

I'm pretty sure I don't qualify...shucks!

onmyown326

1. What?
2. Looks like you're slacking on your cardio, babe. *puts another Snickers in the deep fryer*
3. #%&ing @*&%^
4. Look over there! *Damn her friend has a nice *kitten**
5. Yeah, dinner was okay, I guess. Take care of those dishes, will ya? Gonna go to Hooters with the guys...

Now taking applications for my MFP HUSBAND (just learned we could have those yesterday). Must have the following abilities/skills, etc.:

1. Pretend like you're paying attention to what I say but really be thinking about Monday night football game
2. Expect me to look hot and sexy in all my pics while you let yourself go
3. Regularly say insensitive things
4. Flirt a lot and have a wandering eye - (extra points if you can be horrified when I do)
5. Show little appreciation for everything I do for you

Bonus: ability to sit on sofa and hold a remote control for sustained amounts of time and ignore pile of dishes in sink!!

Submit your résumé and three letters of reference from ex-wives and ex-girlfriends.

I JUST ***** SLAPPED YOUR *kitten* CUZ YOU WERE ON MY FL BEFORE!!!!:laugh:

MyChocolateDiet

1. What?
2. Looks like you're slacking on your cardio, babe. *puts another Snickers in the deep fryer*
3. #%&ing @*&%^
4. Look over there! *Damn her friend has a nice *kitten**
5. Yeah, dinner was okay, I guess. Take care of those dishes, will ya? Gonna go to Hooters with the guys...

Now taking applications for my MFP HUSBAND (just learned we could have those yesterday). Must have the following abilities/skills, etc.:

1. Pretend like you're paying attention to what I say but really be thinking about Monday night football game
2. Expect me to look hot and sexy in all my pics while you let yourself go
3. Regularly say insensitive things
4. Flirt a lot and have a wandering eye - (extra points if you can be horrified when I do)
5. Show little appreciation for everything I do for you

Bonus: ability to sit on sofa and hold a remote control for sustained amounts of time and ignore pile of dishes in sink!!

Submit your résumé and three letters of reference from ex-wives and ex-girlfriends.

Marry me! We can just buy paper plates. And fried pickles served by girls in pantyhose and orange shorts are my fave!

will you accept this instead of an engagement ring for my non traditonal proposal?

arghbowl

Have you considered a "open" relationship?

Get back in the vault. I didn't let you out.

You said you were MINE! :explode:

Mia_RagazzaTosta

Have you considered a "open" relationship?

Get back in the vault. I didn't let you out.

You said you were MINE! :explode:

Ohhhh *kitten*...

wait wait wait...I never submitted my wifey app, remember?!

JustAboutDelicious_wechanged

Awwwwww, shoots, I want me a MFP hubby, but purely just to change the oil and do the sex. Just tell me I'm pretty and you love me once a year. I'm easy.

TX_Thundercat

Awwwwww, shoots, I want me a MFP hubby, but purely just to change the oil and do the sex. Just tell me I'm pretty and you love me once a year. I'm easy.

You had me at easy.

TX_Thundercat

Hell yes. But I don't care what that wrapped says, I'm not sharing.

1. What?
2. Looks like you're slacking on your cardio, babe. *puts another Snickers in the deep fryer*
3. #%&ing @*&%^
4. Look over there! *Damn her friend has a nice *kitten**
5. Yeah, dinner was okay, I guess. Take care of those dishes, will ya? Gonna go to Hooters with the guys...

Now taking applications for my MFP HUSBAND (just learned we could have those yesterday). Must have the following abilities/skills, etc.:

1. Pretend like you're paying attention to what I say but really be thinking about Monday night football game
2. Expect me to look hot and sexy in all my pics while you let yourself go
3. Regularly say insensitive things
4. Flirt a lot and have a wandering eye - (extra points if you can be horrified when I do)
5. Show little appreciation for everything I do for you

Bonus: ability to sit on sofa and hold a remote control for sustained amounts of time and ignore pile of dishes in sink!!

Submit your résumé and three letters of reference from ex-wives and ex-girlfriends.

Marry me! We can just buy paper plates. And fried pickles served by girls in pantyhose and orange shorts are my fave!

will you accept this instead of an engagement ring for my non traditonal proposal?

arghbowl

Awwwwww, shoots, I want me a MFP hubby, but purely just to change the oil and do the sex. Just tell me I'm pretty and you love me once a year. I'm easy.

I'll one up TX and take out the trash too.

onmyown326

Have you considered a "open" relationship?

Get back in the vault. I didn't let you out.

Yes mistress

This thread is so hot lol

TX_Thundercat

I'll see your trash taking out and raise you a spider killing.

Awwwwww, shoots, I want me a MFP hubby, but purely just to change the oil and do the sex. Just tell me I'm pretty and you love me once a year. I'm easy.

I'll one up TX and take out the trash too.