MFP Husband
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Have you considered a "open" relationship?
Sharing is caring... HA!!!0 -
I'll see your trash taking out and raise you a spider killing.Awwwwww, shoots, I want me a MFP hubby, but purely just to change the oil and do the sex. Just tell me I'm pretty and you love me once a year. I'm easy.
I'll one up TX and take out the trash too.
I'm going to swoop in & snag you...bwahahahaha! :bigsmile:0 -
I don't have an mfp husband or wife. I think I need one of both.0
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Awwwwww, shoots, I want me a MFP hubby
Dont you already have a 1/2 dozen JAD? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0 -
I'll see your trash taking out and raise you a spider killing.Awwwwww, shoots, I want me a MFP hubby, but purely just to change the oil and do the sex. Just tell me I'm pretty and you love me once a year. I'm easy.
I'll one up TX and take out the trash too.
I see your spider killing and raise making my own sandwiches twice a week.0 -
I don't have an mfp husband or wife. I think I need one of both.
I make a great wife-just ask my MFP wife
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I like a party! I take you ALL!!!! And don't kill the spider, just scoop him up and let him outsideI'll see your trash taking out and raise you a spider killing.Awwwwww, shoots, I want me a MFP hubby, but purely just to change the oil and do the sex. Just tell me I'm pretty and you love me once a year. I'm easy.
I'll one up TX and take out the trash too.
I'm going to swoop in & snag you...bwahahahaha! :bigsmile: 0 -
Awwwwww, shoots, I want me a MFP hubby, but purely just to change the oil and do the sex. Just tell me I'm pretty and you love me once a year. I'm easy.
so all those things only once a year? i think i already have that irl...0 -
I'll see your trash taking out and raise you a spider killing.Awwwwww, shoots, I want me a MFP hubby, but purely just to change the oil and do the sex. Just tell me I'm pretty and you love me once a year. I'm easy.
I'll one up TX and take out the trash too.
I see your spider killing and raise making my own sandwiches twice a week.
F that. I'm out...0 -
Why aren't women just satisfied with an MFP hubby who will just have sex, everywhere, anytime, at any hour? That's what makes a good husband 0
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I'll see your trash taking out and raise you a spider killing.Awwwwww, shoots, I want me a MFP hubby, but purely just to change the oil and do the sex. Just tell me I'm pretty and you love me once a year. I'm easy.
I'll one up TX and take out the trash too.
I see your spider killing and raise making my own sandwiches twice a week.
I make the best sammiches...you'd be missing out twice a week...0 -
Why aren't women just satisfied with an MFP hubby who will just have sex, everywhere, anytime, at any hour? That's what makes a good husband
^^ this....i would apply for this position all day long...and night. :flowerforyou:0 -
Have you considered a "open" relationship?
Get back in the vault. I didn't let you out.
You said you were MINE!
:explode:
Ohhhh *kitten*...
wait wait wait...I never submitted my wifey app, remember?!
Our cover has been blown0 -
Why aren't women just satisfied with an MFP hubby who will just have sex, everywhere, anytime, at any hour? That's what makes a good husband
^^ this....i would apply for this position all day long...and night. :flowerforyou:
:laugh: Its so true though-go for the one thing that makes men and women happy-sex. Period. :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:0 -
I'd like to think i'd make an excellent MFP husband! :flowerforyou:
british? tall? DIBS!
MINE!
Theres enough of me to share :laugh:
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Have you considered a "open" relationship?
Get back in the vault. I didn't let you out.
You said you were MINE! :explode:
Ohhhh *kitten*...
wait wait wait...I never submitted my wifey app, remember?!
Our cover has been blown
I'm not sure that was the cover that was bl...never mind0 -
Have you considered a "open" relationship?
Get back in the vault. I didn't let you out.
You said you were MINE! :explode:
Ohhhh *kitten*...
wait wait wait...I never submitted my wifey app, remember?!
Our cover has been blown
I'm not sure that was the cover that was bl...never mind
Get ready for a MFP sword fight...0 -
Have you considered a "open" relationship?
Get back in the vault. I didn't let you out.
You said you were MINE! :explode:
Ohhhh *kitten*...
wait wait wait...I never submitted my wifey app, remember?!
Our cover has been blown
I'm not sure that was the cover that was bl...never mind
Baaaaaaaziiing!0 -
I'd like to think i'd make an excellent MFP husband! :flowerforyou:
british? tall? DIBS!
MINE!
Theres enough of me to share :laugh:
You seem to have qualification #4 pretty well covered.0 -
Get ready for a MFP sword fight...
No reason for a sword fight....ever heard of an Eiffel Tower? As long as the balls don't touch I'm cool.0 -
Get ready for a MFP sword fight...
No reason for a sword fight....ever heard of an Eiffel Tower? As long as the balls don't touch I'm cool.
Oh FFS...:laugh:0 -
Get ready for a MFP sword fight...
No reason for a sword fight....ever heard of an Eiffel Tower? As long as the balls don't touch I'm cool.
And....../thread.
P.S. I choked on my drink :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0 -
Get ready for a MFP sword fight...
No reason for a sword fight....ever heard of an Eiffel Tower? As long as the balls don't touch I'm cool.
P.S. I choked on my drink :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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1. What?
2. Looks like you're slacking on your cardio, babe. *puts another Snickers in the deep fryer*
3. #%&ing @*&%^
4. Look over there! *Damn her friend has a nice *kitten**
5. Yeah, dinner was okay, I guess. Take care of those dishes, will ya? Gonna go to Hooters with the guys...Now taking applications for my MFP HUSBAND (just learned we could have those yesterday). Must have the following abilities/skills, etc.:
1. Pretend like you're paying attention to what I say but really be thinking about Monday night football game
2. Expect me to look hot and sexy in all my pics while you let yourself go
3. Regularly say insensitive things
4. Flirt a lot and have a wandering eye - (extra points if you can be horrified when I do)
5. Show little appreciation for everything I do for you
Bonus: ability to sit on sofa and hold a remote control for sustained amounts of time and ignore pile of dishes in sink!!
Submit your résumé and three letters of reference from ex-wives and ex-girlfriends.
I have found the perfect Mfp husband. No longer accepting applications, gentlemen. He will be sufficient.
Now, after we sext for a while we are eventually going to have children. Be sure to refer to it as "babysitting" (as if you are doing me a favor) when you have to watch them by yourself. I especially love that.
Friendly reminder, today is our anniversary. And my birthday is January 8th. You'll need to know this to make sure you forget it. Okay, snookums?0 -
play the fighting music lol0
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What, babe? Did you say dinner was ready? Just keep it warm, I'm almost done playing COD...1. What?
2. Looks like you're slacking on your cardio, babe. *puts another Snickers in the deep fryer*
3. #%&ing @*&%^
4. Look over there! *Damn her friend has a nice *kitten**
5. Yeah, dinner was okay, I guess. Take care of those dishes, will ya? Gonna go to Hooters with the guys...Now taking applications for my MFP HUSBAND (just learned we could have those yesterday). Must have the following abilities/skills, etc.:
1. Pretend like you're paying attention to what I say but really be thinking about Monday night football game
2. Expect me to look hot and sexy in all my pics while you let yourself go
3. Regularly say insensitive things
4. Flirt a lot and have a wandering eye - (extra points if you can be horrified when I do)
5. Show little appreciation for everything I do for you
Bonus: ability to sit on sofa and hold a remote control for sustained amounts of time and ignore pile of dishes in sink!!
Submit your résumé and three letters of reference from ex-wives and ex-girlfriends.
I have found the perfect Mfp husband. No longer accepting applications, gentlemen. He will be sufficient.
Now, after we sext for a while we are eventually going to have children. Be sure to refer to it as "babysitting" (as if you are doing me a favor) when you have to watch them by yourself. I especially love that.
Friendly reminder, today is our anniversary. And my birthday is January 8th. You'll need to know this to make sure you forget it. Okay, snookums?0 -
do i have to think about football, can i think about NASCAR?
while you are thinking about an answer, get in the kitchen and make me a sandwich!
how is that?
You CAN'T think about NASCAR? The last race was Sunday, silly.0 -
Get ready for a MFP sword fight...
No reason for a sword fight....ever heard of an Eiffel Tower? As long as the balls don't touch I'm cool.
OMG I just choked on my water too! lol0 -
What, babe? Did you say dinner was ready? Just keep it warm, I'm almost done playing COD...1. What?
2. Looks like you're slacking on your cardio, babe. *puts another Snickers in the deep fryer*
3. #%&ing @*&%^
4. Look over there! *Damn her friend has a nice *kitten**
5. Yeah, dinner was okay, I guess. Take care of those dishes, will ya? Gonna go to Hooters with the guys...Now taking applications for my MFP HUSBAND (just learned we could have those yesterday). Must have the following abilities/skills, etc.:
1. Pretend like you're paying attention to what I say but really be thinking about Monday night football game
2. Expect me to look hot and sexy in all my pics while you let yourself go
3. Regularly say insensitive things
4. Flirt a lot and have a wandering eye - (extra points if you can be horrified when I do)
5. Show little appreciation for everything I do for you
Bonus: ability to sit on sofa and hold a remote control for sustained amounts of time and ignore pile of dishes in sink!!
Submit your résumé and three letters of reference from ex-wives and ex-girlfriends.
I have found the perfect Mfp husband. No longer accepting applications, gentlemen. He will be sufficient.
Now, after we sext for a while we are eventually going to have children. Be sure to refer to it as "babysitting" (as if you are doing me a favor) when you have to watch them by yourself. I especially love that.
Friendly reminder, today is our anniversary. And my birthday is January 8th. You'll need to know this to make sure you forget it. Okay, snookums?
A hubby who plays COD! BOOM!0 -
Oh my gawd. I love this post!!! Thanks for the mid-day laugh heeeeeeeeehehe0
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