MFP Husband

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  • Danny_Boy13
    Danny_Boy13 Posts: 2,094 Member
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    Have you considered a "open" relationship?

    Sharing is caring... HA!!!
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,198 Member
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    I'll see your trash taking out and raise you a spider killing.
    Awwwwww, shoots, I want me a MFP hubby, but purely just to change the oil and do the sex. Just tell me I'm pretty and you love me once a year. I'm easy.

    I'll one up TX and take out the trash too.

    I'm going to swoop in & snag you...bwahahahaha! :bigsmile:
  • TheSlorax
    TheSlorax Posts: 2,401 Member
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    I don't have an mfp husband or wife. I think I need one of both.
  • Danny_Boy13
    Danny_Boy13 Posts: 2,094 Member
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    Awwwwww, shoots, I want me a MFP hubby

    Dont you already have a 1/2 dozen JAD? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • arghbowl
    arghbowl Posts: 1,179 Member
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    I'll see your trash taking out and raise you a spider killing.
    Awwwwww, shoots, I want me a MFP hubby, but purely just to change the oil and do the sex. Just tell me I'm pretty and you love me once a year. I'm easy.

    I'll one up TX and take out the trash too.

    I see your spider killing and raise making my own sandwiches twice a week.
  • onmyown326
    onmyown326 Posts: 177
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    I don't have an mfp husband or wife. I think I need one of both.

    I make a great wife-just ask my MFP wife ;)
  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
    JustAboutDelicious_wechanged Posts: 2,487 Member
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    I'll see your trash taking out and raise you a spider killing.
    Awwwwww, shoots, I want me a MFP hubby, but purely just to change the oil and do the sex. Just tell me I'm pretty and you love me once a year. I'm easy.

    I'll one up TX and take out the trash too.

    I'm going to swoop in & snag you...bwahahahaha! :bigsmile:
    I like a party! I take you ALL!!!! And don't kill the spider, just scoop him up and let him outside :wink:
  • sstan03
    sstan03 Posts: 102
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    Awwwwww, shoots, I want me a MFP hubby, but purely just to change the oil and do the sex. Just tell me I'm pretty and you love me once a year. I'm easy.

    so all those things only once a year? i think i already have that irl...
  • TX_Thundercat
    TX_Thundercat Posts: 2,437 Member
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    I'll see your trash taking out and raise you a spider killing.
    Awwwwww, shoots, I want me a MFP hubby, but purely just to change the oil and do the sex. Just tell me I'm pretty and you love me once a year. I'm easy.

    I'll one up TX and take out the trash too.

    I see your spider killing and raise making my own sandwiches twice a week.

    F that. I'm out...
  • onmyown326
    onmyown326 Posts: 177
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    Why aren't women just satisfied with an MFP hubby who will just have sex, everywhere, anytime, at any hour? That's what makes a good husband:wink:
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,198 Member
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    I'll see your trash taking out and raise you a spider killing.
    Awwwwww, shoots, I want me a MFP hubby, but purely just to change the oil and do the sex. Just tell me I'm pretty and you love me once a year. I'm easy.

    I'll one up TX and take out the trash too.

    I see your spider killing and raise making my own sandwiches twice a week.

    I make the best sammiches...you'd be missing out twice a week...
  • sstan03
    sstan03 Posts: 102
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    Why aren't women just satisfied with an MFP hubby who will just have sex, everywhere, anytime, at any hour? That's what makes a good husband:wink:

    ^^ this....i would apply for this position all day long...and night. :flowerforyou:
  • ElliottTN
    ElliottTN Posts: 1,614 Member
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    Have you considered a "open" relationship?

    Get back in the vault. I didn't let you out.

    You said you were MINE! :angry: :explode: :angry:

    Ohhhh *kitten*...

    wait wait wait...I never submitted my wifey app, remember?!

    Our cover has been blown
  • onmyown326
    onmyown326 Posts: 177
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    Why aren't women just satisfied with an MFP hubby who will just have sex, everywhere, anytime, at any hour? That's what makes a good husband:wink:

    ^^ this....i would apply for this position all day long...and night. :flowerforyou:

    :laugh: Its so true though-go for the one thing that makes men and women happy-sex. Period. :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:
  • UnitedBoy83
    UnitedBoy83 Posts: 888 Member
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    I'd like to think i'd make an excellent MFP husband! :flowerforyou:

    british? tall? DIBS!

    MINE! :angry:

    Theres enough of me to share :laugh: :tongue:
  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
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    Have you considered a "open" relationship?

    Get back in the vault. I didn't let you out.

    You said you were MINE! :angry: :explode: :angry:

    Ohhhh *kitten*...

    wait wait wait...I never submitted my wifey app, remember?!

    Our cover has been blown

    I'm not sure that was the cover that was bl...never mind
  • arghbowl
    arghbowl Posts: 1,179 Member
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    Have you considered a "open" relationship?

    Get back in the vault. I didn't let you out.

    You said you were MINE! :angry: :explode: :angry:

    Ohhhh *kitten*...

    wait wait wait...I never submitted my wifey app, remember?!

    Our cover has been blown

    I'm not sure that was the cover that was bl...never mind

    Get ready for a MFP sword fight...
  • ElliottTN
    ElliottTN Posts: 1,614 Member
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    Have you considered a "open" relationship?

    Get back in the vault. I didn't let you out.

    You said you were MINE! :angry: :explode: :angry:

    Ohhhh *kitten*...

    wait wait wait...I never submitted my wifey app, remember?!

    Our cover has been blown

    I'm not sure that was the cover that was bl...never mind

    Baaaaaaaziiing!
  • HawtinPhoenix
    HawtinPhoenix Posts: 43 Member
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    I'd like to think i'd make an excellent MFP husband! :flowerforyou:

    british? tall? DIBS!

    MINE! :angry:


    Theres enough of me to share :laugh: :tongue:

    You seem to have qualification #4 pretty well covered.
  • ElliottTN
    ElliottTN Posts: 1,614 Member
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    Get ready for a MFP sword fight...

    No reason for a sword fight....ever heard of an Eiffel Tower? As long as the balls don't touch I'm cool.

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