Guys only: What makes the perfect girlfriend?

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  • HawtinPhoenix
    HawtinPhoenix Posts: 43 Member
    I don't pay attention.. this post said guys only.. I couldn't resist to see what these guys would come up with.

    I can't decide if "irony" or "oxymoron" is what I'm looking for here... Help me out guys.

    You're looking for "nosy women who can't follow simple instructions and are hence not girlfriend material"


    you're rite.. I am not.

    I think you're awesome. Ignore the haters and thanks for commenting. You make the thread fun.:flowerforyou:
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    I don't pay attention.. this post said guys only.. I couldn't resist to see what these guys would come up with.

    I can't decide if "irony" or "oxymoron" is what I'm looking for here... Help me out guys.

    You're looking for "nosy women who can't follow simple instructions and are hence not girlfriend material"

    you're rite.. I am not.

    And they totally need to get rite off the treadmill rite next to you. Amirite?


    Your profile pic matches your personality. That's awesome!

    Thanks :blushing:
  • IPAkiller
    IPAkiller Posts: 711 Member
    Intelligent
    Accomplished
    Great Cook
    Loving
    Affectionate
    Innapropriate Sense of Humor
    Positive
    Independent
    Trustworthy
    "Stuff" in all the right places

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    I dunno... maybe we should meet for beers first.

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    I'm_like_YES.gif
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    I don't pay attention.. this post said guys only.. I couldn't resist to see what these guys would come up with.

    I can't decide if "irony" or "oxymoron" is what I'm looking for here... Help me out guys.

    You're looking for "nosy women who can't follow simple instructions and are hence not girlfriend material"

    you're rite.. I am not.

    And they totally need to get rite off the treadmill rite next to you. Amirite?


    Your profile pic matches your personality. That's awesome!

    Indeed. They are both amazing. I hear one can get it them self too if they work on it.
  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
    JustAboutDelicious_wechanged Posts: 2,486 Member
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  • _Emma_Problema_
    _Emma_Problema_ Posts: 261 Member
    Is anyone else picturing this guy right now?? Cause really, he spelled it out for men everywhere...

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    Mind meld. That was my first thought when this topic came up.

    Oh Romeo Rose, let me love on you and that sweet *kitten* guitar!
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  • firstsip
    firstsip Posts: 8,399 Member
    1. sense of humor
    2. intelligence
    3. adventurous (travel, food, sex, trying new things)
    4. understanding that my feelers are delicate

    I don't date insects.
  • tottie06
    tottie06 Posts: 259 Member
    Is anyone else picturing this guy right now?? Cause really, he spelled it out for men everywhere...

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    Oh gawd
  • MuscleAndMascara
    MuscleAndMascara Posts: 1,260 Member
    I don't pay attention.. this post said guys only.. I couldn't resist to see what these guys would come up with.

    I can't decide if "irony" or "oxymoron" is what I'm looking for here... Help me out guys.

    You're looking for "nosy women who can't follow simple instructions and are hence not girlfriend material"


    you're rite.. I am not.

    I think you're awesome. Ignore the haters and thanks for commenting. You make the thread fun.:flowerforyou:


    thank you :):flowerforyou:
  • tottie06
    tottie06 Posts: 259 Member
    Attractive & Tolerable.

    I like this response.
  • KateK8LoseW8
    KateK8LoseW8 Posts: 824 Member
    Pssst....


    ...some girls have girlfriends too.
  • kjg1965297
    kjg1965297 Posts: 121
    Awesome
  • ryry_
    ryry_ Posts: 4,966 Member
    Intelligent
    Accomplished
    Great Cook
    Loving
    Affectionate
    Innapropriate Sense of Humor
    Positive
    Independent
    Trustworthy
    "Stuff" in all the right places

    35554_Jenna_Marbles_lets_bang_gif_IE1y.gif
    I dunno... maybe we should meet for beers first.

    emmastone-alcohol.gif
    I'm_like_YES.gif

    IPAKiller is the Jesus Shuttlesworth of MFP

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  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
    1. sense of humor
    2. intelligence
    3. adventurous (travel, food, sex, trying new things)
    4. understanding that my feelers are delicate

    I don't date insects.

    that really bugs me about you.
  • firstsip
    firstsip Posts: 8,399 Member
    1. sense of humor
    2. intelligence
    3. adventurous (travel, food, sex, trying new things)
    4. understanding that my feelers are delicate

    I don't date insects.

    that really bugs me about you.

    I guess I'd butter fly away...
  • kyleekay10
    kyleekay10 Posts: 1,812 Member
    Try being more like me.

    Stop setting unattainable standards. You aren't being supportive of my gurney to be a perfect girlfriend! Gawd! :sad:
  • kyleekay10
    kyleekay10 Posts: 1,812 Member
    Men have two emotions. Hungry and horny.

    If he hasn't got an erection, you better be in the kitchen making a sammich.

    :laugh:

    Works for me.

    But, the sammich is for me. Not him. He can make his own GD sammich. :bigsmile:
  • Tatonka_usn
    Tatonka_usn Posts: 433 Member
    Cute, big boobs, compliant, and mute :laugh: :wink:
  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
    JustAboutDelicious_wechanged Posts: 2,486 Member
    Cute, big boobs, compliant, and mute :laugh: :wink:
    1 out of 4 ain't bad...amirite?
  • tottie06
    tottie06 Posts: 259 Member
    She has to be able to laugh at herself.
    She does not have to have an IQ of 130 but, she cannot be an idiot either
    She cannot be a smoker or a drug user
    She cannot be a HEAVY drinker.
    While a history is acceptable, she cannot constantly complain about her past.
    As long as she smiles more then she frowns, I am ok.
    She cannot be afraid to get dirty either in play or in work.
    She has to have an honest to goodness loving heart. Not just when people are watching.
    And while she doesn't have to be STUNNIG, she does have to be better looking then me.

    This is quite reasonable
  • HawtinPhoenix
    HawtinPhoenix Posts: 43 Member
    Cute, big boobs, compliant, and mute :laugh: :wink:

    This sounds like a Disney fairytale.
  • tottie06
    tottie06 Posts: 259 Member
    Have your own goals in life
    Be independent
    Don't be obsessed with buying crap
    Squat
    Deadlift

    Oh dear. I have been doing this all wrong.
  • Capt_Apollo
    Capt_Apollo Posts: 9,026 Member
    a pulse
  • CoolHandSmouche
    CoolHandSmouche Posts: 38
    She has to be able to laugh at herself.
    She does not have to have an IQ of 130 but, she cannot be an idiot either
    She cannot be a smoker or a drug user
    She cannot be a HEAVY drinker.
    While a history is acceptable, she cannot constantly complain about her past.
    As long as she smiles more then she frowns, I am ok.
    She cannot be afraid to get dirty either in play or in work.
    She has to have an honest to goodness loving heart. Not just when people are watching.
    And while she doesn't have to be STUNNIG, she does have to be better looking then me.

    This is quite reasonable

    Quite? I'd say perfectly reasonable... ;)
  • mojohowitz
    mojohowitz Posts: 900 Member
    One my wife will never find out about.
  • kimosabe1
    kimosabe1 Posts: 2,467 Member
    All I want is a woman with a big but and a smile but BBD told me never to trust those types of women so, I'll settle for a big butt and a smirk!

    Big butts rule!!! lol....
  • dslfkhad
    dslfkhad Posts: 4
    The only thing a PERFECT girlfriend needs is an understanding that while you are a part of our lives, and a GREAT part at that, you are NOT the ENTIRETY of our lives.

    NOT thinking about you literally EVERY second doesn't mean we're NOT thinking about you, and it certainly doesn't mean we're not in love with you. However, the perfect girlfriend understands that there are other things on our minds. There are other people we think about, and worry about.

    And keep in mind, even though society/media doesn't necessarily seem to put as much pressure on guys to look perfect doesn't mean we don't think about it. That's likely why a lot of guys are on this site. Even though we may not admit it, we put a lot of pressure on ourselves to look just as good for you as you want to look good for us. Accusing us of not appreciating how you look doesn't help us to appreciate, nor does it help us feel good about ourselves.

    And PLEASE understand that while men aren't always as complicated or as emotional as women, that doesn't mean that we can't occasionally be exactly that. Sometimes we need space. Sometimes we NEED that night of drunken bull**** with our friends to feel good. Again, just because you are a part of our lives doesn't mean you ARE our lives.

    We're not mind readers, and we know you aren't either.

    Understanding. That's what makes a perfect girlfriend.
  • barbi_jean
    barbi_jean Posts: 87 Member
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    And also. Boobs.
    Hilarious!!
  • PetulantOne
    PetulantOne Posts: 2,131 Member
    Pssst....


    ...some girls have girlfriends too.

    That's what I was thinking
  • tottie06
    tottie06 Posts: 259 Member
    She has to be able to laugh at herself.
    She does not have to have an IQ of 130 but, she cannot be an idiot either
    She cannot be a smoker or a drug user
    She cannot be a HEAVY drinker.
    While a history is acceptable, she cannot constantly complain about her past.
    As long as she smiles more then she frowns, I am ok.
    She cannot be afraid to get dirty either in play or in work.
    She has to have an honest to goodness loving heart. Not just when people are watching.
    And while she doesn't have to be STUNNIG, she does have to be better looking then me.

    This is quite reasonable

    Quite? I'd say perfectly reasonable... ;)

    teeheee

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