Guys only: What makes the perfect girlfriend?

HawtinPhoenix

I don't pay attention.. this post said guys only.. I couldn't resist to see what these guys would come up with.

I can't decide if "irony" or "oxymoron" is what I'm looking for here... Help me out guys.

You're looking for "nosy women who can't follow simple instructions and are hence not girlfriend material"

you're rite.. I am not.

I think you're awesome. Ignore the haters and thanks for commenting. You make the thread fun.:flowerforyou:

odusgolp

I don't pay attention.. this post said guys only.. I couldn't resist to see what these guys would come up with.

I can't decide if "irony" or "oxymoron" is what I'm looking for here... Help me out guys.

You're looking for "nosy women who can't follow simple instructions and are hence not girlfriend material"

you're rite.. I am not.

And they totally need to get rite off the treadmill rite next to you. Amirite?

Your profile pic matches your personality. That's awesome!

Thanks :blushing:

IPAkiller

Intelligent
Accomplished
Great Cook
Loving
Affectionate
Innapropriate Sense of Humor
Positive
Independent
Trustworthy
"Stuff" in all the right places

I dunno... maybe we should meet for beers first.

taunto

I don't pay attention.. this post said guys only.. I couldn't resist to see what these guys would come up with.

I can't decide if "irony" or "oxymoron" is what I'm looking for here... Help me out guys.

You're looking for "nosy women who can't follow simple instructions and are hence not girlfriend material"

you're rite.. I am not.

And they totally need to get rite off the treadmill rite next to you. Amirite?

Your profile pic matches your personality. That's awesome!

Indeed. They are both amazing. I hear one can get it them self too if they work on it.

JustAboutDelicious_wechanged

_Emma_Problema_

Is anyone else picturing this guy right now?? Cause really, he spelled it out for men everywhere...

Mind meld. That was my first thought when this topic came up.

Oh Romeo Rose, let me love on you and that sweet *kitten* guitar!

firstsip

1. sense of humor
2. intelligence
3. adventurous (travel, food, sex, trying new things)
4. understanding that my feelers are delicate

I don't date insects.

tottie06

Is anyone else picturing this guy right now?? Cause really, he spelled it out for men everywhere...

Oh gawd

MuscleAndMascara

I don't pay attention.. this post said guys only.. I couldn't resist to see what these guys would come up with.

I can't decide if "irony" or "oxymoron" is what I'm looking for here... Help me out guys.

You're looking for "nosy women who can't follow simple instructions and are hence not girlfriend material"

you're rite.. I am not.

I think you're awesome. Ignore the haters and thanks for commenting. You make the thread fun.:flowerforyou:

thank you :flowerforyou:

tottie06

Attractive & Tolerable.

I like this response.

KateK8LoseW8

Pssst....


...some girls have girlfriends too.

kjg1965297

Awesome

ryry_

Intelligent
Accomplished
Great Cook
Loving
Affectionate
Innapropriate Sense of Humor
Positive
Independent
Trustworthy
"Stuff" in all the right places

I dunno... maybe we should meet for beers first.

IPAKiller is the Jesus Shuttlesworth of MFP

skullshank

1. sense of humor
2. intelligence
3. adventurous (travel, food, sex, trying new things)
4. understanding that my feelers are delicate

I don't date insects.

that really bugs me about you.

firstsip

1. sense of humor
2. intelligence
3. adventurous (travel, food, sex, trying new things)
4. understanding that my feelers are delicate

I don't date insects.

that really bugs me about you.

I guess I'd butter fly away...

kyleekay10

Try being more like me.

Stop setting unattainable standards. You aren't being supportive of my gurney to be a perfect girlfriend! Gawd! :sad:

kyleekay10

Men have two emotions. Hungry and horny.

If he hasn't got an erection, you better be in the kitchen making a sammich.

:laugh:

Works for me.

But, the sammich is for me. Not him. He can make his own GD sammich. :bigsmile:

Tatonka_usn

Cute, big boobs, compliant, and mute :laugh:

JustAboutDelicious_wechanged

Cute, big boobs, compliant, and mute :laugh:

1 out of 4 ain't bad...amirite?

tottie06

She has to be able to laugh at herself.
She does not have to have an IQ of 130 but, she cannot be an idiot either
She cannot be a smoker or a drug user
She cannot be a HEAVY drinker.
While a history is acceptable, she cannot constantly complain about her past.
As long as she smiles more then she frowns, I am ok.
She cannot be afraid to get dirty either in play or in work.
She has to have an honest to goodness loving heart. Not just when people are watching.
And while she doesn't have to be STUNNIG, she does have to be better looking then me.

This is quite reasonable