Guys only: What makes the perfect girlfriend?

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  • barbi_jean
    barbi_jean Posts: 87 Member
    1. sense of humor
    2. intelligence
    3. adventurous (travel, food, sex, trying new things)
    4. understanding that my feelers are delicate

    I don't date insects.
    Also, HILARIOUS!!!
  • barbi_jean
    barbi_jean Posts: 87 Member
    Men have two emotions. Hungry and horny.

    If he hasn't got an erection, you better be in the kitchen making a sammich.

    :laugh:

    Works for me.

    But, the sammich is for me. Not him. He can make his own GD sammich. :bigsmile:
    Yes! I am with you on this one!
  • CoolHandSmouche
    CoolHandSmouche Posts: 38
    I don't get the whole "sammich" thing... :embarassed:
  • 1PatientBear
    1PatientBear Posts: 2,089 Member
    Bacon, bourbon, beer and enjoying movies with Hugh Grant and/or Meryl Streep in them. Not necessarily in that order. A love of Crossfit and Mizzou sports doesn't hurt either. :bigsmile:
  • Tatonka_usn
    Tatonka_usn Posts: 433 Member
    Cute, big boobs, compliant, and mute :laugh: :wink:
    1 out of 4 ain't bad...amirite?

    Now, now.....give yourself credit, you're AT LEAST 2 of 4 (and for you, I'd upgrade "cute" to "HOT") :drinker:
  • CoolHandSmouche
    CoolHandSmouche Posts: 38
    Bacon, bourbon, beer and enjoying movies with Hugh Grant and/or Meryl Streep in them. Not necessarily in that order. A love of Crossfit and Mizzou sports doesn't hurt either. :bigsmile:

    Movies doesn't begin with "b"... :wink:
  • CoolHandSmouche
    CoolHandSmouche Posts: 38
    The only thing a PERFECT girlfriend needs is an understanding that while you are a part of our lives, and a GREAT part at that, you are NOT the ENTIRETY of our lives.

    NOT thinking about you literally EVERY second doesn't mean we're NOT thinking about you, and it certainly doesn't mean we're not in love with you. However, the perfect girlfriend understands that there are other things on our minds. There are other people we think about, and worry about.

    And keep in mind, even though society/media doesn't necessarily seem to put as much pressure on guys to look perfect doesn't mean we don't think about it. That's likely why a lot of guys are on this site. Even though we may not admit it, we put a lot of pressure on ourselves to look just as good for you as you want to look good for us. Accusing us of not appreciating how you look doesn't help us to appreciate, nor does it help us feel good about ourselves.

    And PLEASE understand that while men aren't always as complicated or as emotional as women, that doesn't mean that we can't occasionally be exactly that. Sometimes we need space. Sometimes we NEED that night of drunken bull**** with our friends to feel good. Again, just because you are a part of our lives doesn't mean you ARE our lives.

    We're not mind readers, and we know you aren't either.

    Understanding. That's what makes a perfect girlfriend.

    I'm going to hazard a guess, and say that you've wanted to get that off your chest for quite some time now...
  • MityMax96
    MityMax96 Posts: 5,778 Member
    Guys are wayyyy too needy and are way too sensitive! I was shocked to find this out later down the road....
    :laugh: :laugh:

    You Should see things from the guys perspective.
  • jennifer_417
    jennifer_417 Posts: 12,344 Member
    I don't get the whole "sammich" thing... :embarassed:

    How YOU doin'?
  • gmthisfeller
    gmthisfeller Posts: 779 Member
    The one who will still be with you when you turn 65.
  • MuscleAndMascara
    MuscleAndMascara Posts: 1,260 Member
    Guys are wayyyy too needy and are way too sensitive! I was shocked to find this out later down the road....
    :laugh: :laugh:

    You Should see things from the guys perspective.

    Lol women are needy, whiney, and crazy.. but they sure are a lot of fun!!
    Men aren't suppose to be ...
  • jayche
    jayche Posts: 1,128 Member
    Swag
  • starvinkevin
    starvinkevin Posts: 331
    A girl needs to know when to stfu
  • CoolHandSmouche
    CoolHandSmouche Posts: 38
    Guys are wayyyy too needy and are way too sensitive! I was shocked to find this out later down the road....
    :laugh: :laugh:

    You Should see things from the guys perspective.

    Lol women are needy, whiney, and crazy.. but they sure are a lot of fun!!
    Men aren't suppose to be ...

    We're not supposed to be a lot of fun! ? :wink:
  • MuscleAndMascara
    MuscleAndMascara Posts: 1,260 Member
    Guys are wayyyy too needy and are way too sensitive! I was shocked to find this out later down the road....
    :laugh: :laugh:

    You Should see things from the guys perspective.

    Lol women are needy, whiney, and crazy.. but they sure are a lot of fun!!

    Men aren't suppose to be ...

    We're not supposed to be a lot of fun! ? :wink:

    No whiney, guys are a lot of fun too. :) I guess I'm just bashing a few of the more uptight ones who can't joke.
    :drinker:
  • ThePlight
    ThePlight Posts: 3,593 Member
    The one who will still be with you when you turn 65.
    D'awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww <33333
  • tottie06
    tottie06 Posts: 259 Member
    A girl needs to know when to stfu

    I agree with this.
  • dslfkhad
    dslfkhad Posts: 4
    The only thing a PERFECT girlfriend needs is an understanding that while you are a part of our lives, and a GREAT part at that, you are NOT the ENTIRETY of our lives.

    NOT thinking about you literally EVERY second doesn't mean we're NOT thinking about you, and it certainly doesn't mean we're not in love with you. However, the perfect girlfriend understands that there are other things on our minds. There are other people we think about, and worry about.

    And keep in mind, even though society/media doesn't necessarily seem to put as much pressure on guys to look perfect doesn't mean we don't think about it. That's likely why a lot of guys are on this site. Even though we may not admit it, we put a lot of pressure on ourselves to look just as good for you as you want to look good for us. Accusing us of not appreciating how you look doesn't help us to appreciate, nor does it help us feel good about ourselves.

    And PLEASE understand that while men aren't always as complicated or as emotional as women, that doesn't mean that we can't occasionally be exactly that. Sometimes we need space. Sometimes we NEED that night of drunken bull**** with our friends to feel good. Again, just because you are a part of our lives doesn't mean you ARE our lives.

    We're not mind readers, and we know you aren't either.

    Understanding. That's what makes a perfect girlfriend.

    I'm going to hazard a guess, and say that you've wanted to get that off your chest for quite some time now...

    Not particularly, but it's what I really believe and I wanted to give a complete answer. Something more than just, "BIG BOOBS" "MAKE SAMMICH" or "SHE PERTY."
  • tfleischer
    tfleischer Posts: 199 Member
    A pulse?
  • _SantaClause_
    _SantaClause_ Posts: 215 Member
    Thigh Gap.
  • EyeLikeTacos
    EyeLikeTacos Posts: 324 Member
    That heffa betta like Tacos.
  • GetSoda
    GetSoda Posts: 1,267 Member
    One that never contacts my wife.
  • spirytwynd
    spirytwynd Posts: 141 Member
    Beautiful on the inside. I would also like beautiful on the outside, but inside wins out over outside. Smart. Thoughtful. Loving. Gentle but strong. Sweet and caring. Supportive. Able to accept all of my love and compliments. Willing to listen. She has to be willing to love my children, just as I will love her children. Faith is also important to me. :-)
  • fatfudgery
    fatfudgery Posts: 449 Member
    Beautiful
    Intelligent
    Gentle

    Thoughtful
    Innocent
    Trustworthy
    Sensitive

    a librarian??

    I have a friend who meets all of those criteria...

    All two of them.
  • TheRealParisLove
    TheRealParisLove Posts: 1,907 Member
    Oh sweetie, you are already the perfect girlfriend, you just need to find the man who defines you as such. Don't try to cram yourself into someone else's mold.

    Be yourself! It'll all work out in the end, I promise.
  • blytonrocks
    blytonrocks Posts: 183 Member
    Beautiful
    Intelligent
    Gentle

    Thoughtful
    Innocent
    Trustworthy
    Sensitive

    :D
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member
    I'm surprised nobody mentioned swallowing as a desirable trait.
  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
    a twin sister with little morals.
    /thread
  • kyleekay10
    kyleekay10 Posts: 1,812 Member
    I'm surprised nobody mentioned swallowing as a desirable trait.

    Spitters are quitters
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member
    I'm surprised nobody mentioned swallowing as a desirable trait.

    Spitters are quitters
    That's the spirit!

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