Ladies: What makes the perfect boyfriend?

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  • ryry_
    ryry_ Posts: 4,966 Member
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    Perfect boyfriend?
    Stop chasing unicorns ladies..
    dont go chasin waterfalls...

    Cuz y'all don't want no scrub?

    as long as they aint too proud to beg

    Begging makes me feel so damn unpretty
  • RaggedyPond
    RaggedyPond Posts: 1,487 Member
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    Don't let anyone make you feel bad about yourself girlfriend.
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    Perfect boyfriend?
    Stop chasing unicorns ladies..
    dont go chasin waterfalls...

    Cuz y'all don't want no scrub?

    as long as they aint too proud to beg

    Begging makes me feel so damn unpretty

    The just put your hat to the back
  • ryry_
    ryry_ Posts: 4,966 Member
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    Perfect boyfriend?
    Stop chasing unicorns ladies..
    dont go chasin waterfalls...

    Cuz y'all don't want no scrub?

    I feel like the whole MFP thinks I'm a gold digger.
    It's really depressing, tbh.
    But it's okay. I still have my ex's credit card. I am going on a little shopping trip to make myself feel better tomorrow.

    He can you pay your bills? He can pay your telephone bills? He can pay your automo' bills? Then maybe you two could chill. I dont think he can, so you and him are through
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    Perfect boyfriend?
    Stop chasing unicorns ladies..
    dont go chasin waterfalls...

    Cuz y'all don't want no scrub?

    I feel like the whole MFP thinks I'm a gold digger.
    It's really depressing, tbh.
    But it's okay. I still have my ex's credit card. I am going on a little shopping trip to make myself feel better tomorrow.

    He can you pay your bills? He can pay your telephone bills? He can pay your automo' bills? Then maybe you two could chill. I dont think he can, so you and him are through


    No she needs to learn to depend on herself
  • Hauntinglyfit
    Hauntinglyfit Posts: 5,537 Member
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    Perfect boyfriend?
    Stop chasing unicorns ladies..
    dont go chasin waterfalls...

    Cuz y'all don't want no scrub?

    I feel like the whole MFP thinks I'm a gold digger.
    It's really depressing, tbh.
    But it's okay. I still have my ex's credit card. I am going on a little shopping trip to make myself feel better tomorrow.

    He can you pay your bills? He can pay your telephone bills? He can pay your automo' bills? Then maybe you two could chill. I dont think he can, so you and him are through

    The shoes i'm wearing, I bought them..
    The rock i'm rocking, i bought it..
    The house i live in, I bought it!*
    Cause i depend on me!**







    *With his money.
    **to take all his money
  • RaggedyPond
    RaggedyPond Posts: 1,487 Member
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    I've never heard that song before until we had karaoke the other night. It was quite humorous.
  • ryry_
    ryry_ Posts: 4,966 Member
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    Perfect boyfriend?
    Stop chasing unicorns ladies..
    dont go chasin waterfalls...

    Cuz y'all don't want no scrub?

    as long as they aint too proud to beg

    Begging makes me feel so damn unpretty

    The just put your hat to the back

    I could do that. Keep it on the downlow. Said Nobody is supposed to know. And creep you.
  • ryry_
    ryry_ Posts: 4,966 Member
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    Perfect boyfriend?
    Stop chasing unicorns ladies..
    dont go chasin waterfalls...

    Cuz y'all don't want no scrub?

    I feel like the whole MFP thinks I'm a gold digger.
    It's really depressing, tbh.
    But it's okay. I still have my ex's credit card. I am going on a little shopping trip to make myself feel better tomorrow.

    He can you pay your bills? He can pay your telephone bills? He can pay your automo' bills? Then maybe you two could chill. I dont think he can, so you and him are through

    The shoes i'm wearing, I bought them..
    The rock i'm rocking, i bought it..
    The house i live in, I bought it!*
    Cause i depend on me!**







    *With his money.
    **to take all his money

    What can I say.

    You're a survivor
    You're not gon give up
    You're not gon stop
    You're gon work harder*


    *To take all of his money
  • AestheticStar
    AestheticStar Posts: 447 Member
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    Dean Ambrose...


    Lol. On a more serious answer:
    Good sense of humor. Adventurous. Ambitions. Someone that can listen & be there in rough times/moments, just as I'd be there for them.
  • Hauntinglyfit
    Hauntinglyfit Posts: 5,537 Member
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    Perfect boyfriend?
    Stop chasing unicorns ladies..
    dont go chasin waterfalls...

    Cuz y'all don't want no scrub?

    I feel like the whole MFP thinks I'm a gold digger.
    It's really depressing, tbh.
    But it's okay. I still have my ex's credit card. I am going on a little shopping trip to make myself feel better tomorrow.

    He can you pay your bills? He can pay your telephone bills? He can pay your automo' bills? Then maybe you two could chill. I dont think he can, so you and him are through

    The shoes i'm wearing, I bought them..
    The rock i'm rocking, i bought it..
    The house i live in, I bought it!*
    Cause i depend on me!**







    *With his money.
    **to take all his money

    What can I say.

    You're a survivor
    You're not gon give up
    You're not gon stop
    You're gon work harder*


    *To take all of his money

    This goes out to all my girls that's in the club rocking the latest
    Who will buy it for themselves and get more money later*




    *from the sucker who's waiting at home.
  • Hauntinglyfit
    Hauntinglyfit Posts: 5,537 Member
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    What qualities in a man make the perfect boyfriend?

    DOUGH AND POWER.

    Get it girlfriend!
  • RaggedyPond
    RaggedyPond Posts: 1,487 Member
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    If you don't like your boyfriend then meet me at the hotel room.


    *charge it to your boyfriend's card
  • ryry_
    ryry_ Posts: 4,966 Member
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    Perfect boyfriend?
    Stop chasing unicorns ladies..
    dont go chasin waterfalls...

    Cuz y'all don't want no scrub?

    I feel like the whole MFP thinks I'm a gold digger.
    It's really depressing, tbh.
    But it's okay. I still have my ex's credit card. I am going on a little shopping trip to make myself feel better tomorrow.

    He can you pay your bills? He can pay your telephone bills? He can pay your automo' bills? Then maybe you two could chill. I dont think he can, so you and him are through

    The shoes i'm wearing, I bought them..
    The rock i'm rocking, i bought it..
    The house i live in, I bought it!*
    Cause i depend on me!**







    *With his money.
    **to take all his money

    What can I say.

    You're a survivor
    You're not gon give up
    You're not gon stop
    You're gon work harder*


    *To take all of his money

    This goes out to all my girls that's in the club rocking the latest
    Who will buy it for themselves and get more money later*




    *from the sucker who's waiting at home.

    Whatever you desire, I'll aspire. Let me cater to you.
  • Hauntinglyfit
    Hauntinglyfit Posts: 5,537 Member
    Options
    Perfect boyfriend?
    Stop chasing unicorns ladies..
    dont go chasin waterfalls...

    Cuz y'all don't want no scrub?

    I feel like the whole MFP thinks I'm a gold digger.
    It's really depressing, tbh.
    But it's okay. I still have my ex's credit card. I am going on a little shopping trip to make myself feel better tomorrow.

    He can you pay your bills? He can pay your telephone bills? He can pay your automo' bills? Then maybe you two could chill. I dont think he can, so you and him are through

    The shoes i'm wearing, I bought them..
    The rock i'm rocking, i bought it..
    The house i live in, I bought it!*
    Cause i depend on me!**







    *With his money.
    **to take all his money

    What can I say.

    You're a survivor
    You're not gon give up
    You're not gon stop
    You're gon work harder*


    *To take all of his money

    This goes out to all my girls that's in the club rocking the latest
    Who will buy it for themselves and get more money later*




    *from the sucker who's waiting at home.

    Whatever you desire, I'll aspire. Let me cater to you.

    I knew i'd get what i want. Because:

    I drive these brothers crazy,
    I do it on the daily,
    They treat me really nicely,
    They buy me all these ices.
    Dolce & Gabbana,
    Fendi and that Donna
    Karan, they be sharin'
    All their money got me wearin' fly
    Brother I ain't askin,
    They say they love my *kitten* ‘n,
    Seven Jeans, True Religion's,
    I say no, but they keep givin'
  • Hauntinglyfit
    Hauntinglyfit Posts: 5,537 Member
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    If you don't like your boyfriend then meet me at the hotel room.


    *charge it to your boyfriend's card

    I'll put a string a pearls right in your hand
    Make love on a beach of jet black sand
    Outside in the rain we can do it all night
    I'll touch all the places he would not
    And some you never knew would get you hot
    Nothin' is forbidden when we touch

    Baby, I wanna do
    All of the things your man won't do*






    *as long as you've got the money.
  • ploppersdf1
    ploppersdf1 Posts: 89 Member
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    A man who makes me feel beautiful.
  • RaggedyPond
    RaggedyPond Posts: 1,487 Member
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    She put a bag on my head.. doesn't matter had sex!
  • ryry_
    ryry_ Posts: 4,966 Member
    Options
    Perfect boyfriend?
    Stop chasing unicorns ladies..
    dont go chasin waterfalls...

    Cuz y'all don't want no scrub?

    I feel like the whole MFP thinks I'm a gold digger.
    It's really depressing, tbh.
    But it's okay. I still have my ex's credit card. I am going on a little shopping trip to make myself feel better tomorrow.

    He can you pay your bills? He can pay your telephone bills? He can pay your automo' bills? Then maybe you two could chill. I dont think he can, so you and him are through

    The shoes i'm wearing, I bought them..
    The rock i'm rocking, i bought it..
    The house i live in, I bought it!*
    Cause i depend on me!**







    *With his money.
    **to take all his money

    What can I say.

    You're a survivor
    You're not gon give up
    You're not gon stop
    You're gon work harder*


    *To take all of his money

    This goes out to all my girls that's in the club rocking the latest
    Who will buy it for themselves and get more money later*




    *from the sucker who's waiting at home.

    Whatever you desire, I'll aspire. Let me cater to you.

    I knew i'd get what i want. Because:

    I drive these brothers crazy,
    I do it on the daily,
    They treat me really nicely,
    They buy me all these ices.
    Dolce & Gabbana,
    Fendi and that Donna
    Karan, they be sharin'
    All their money got me wearin' fly
    Brother I ain't askin,
    They say they love my *kitten* ‘n,
    Seven Jeans, True Religion's,
    I say no, but they keep givin'

    So the question remains...

    What we gonna do with that junk? All junk inside that trunk?

    I could be your baby, you could be my honey
    Lets spend time not money*


    * Who am i kidding though :p
  • Hauntinglyfit
    Hauntinglyfit Posts: 5,537 Member
    Options
    Perfect boyfriend?
    Stop chasing unicorns ladies..
    dont go chasin waterfalls...

    Cuz y'all don't want no scrub?

    I feel like the whole MFP thinks I'm a gold digger.
    It's really depressing, tbh.
    But it's okay. I still have my ex's credit card. I am going on a little shopping trip to make myself feel better tomorrow.

    He can you pay your bills? He can pay your telephone bills? He can pay your automo' bills? Then maybe you two could chill. I dont think he can, so you and him are through

    The shoes i'm wearing, I bought them..
    The rock i'm rocking, i bought it..
    The house i live in, I bought it!*
    Cause i depend on me!**







    *With his money.
    **to take all his money

    What can I say.

    You're a survivor
    You're not gon give up
    You're not gon stop
    You're gon work harder*


    *To take all of his money

    This goes out to all my girls that's in the club rocking the latest
    Who will buy it for themselves and get more money later*




    *from the sucker who's waiting at home.

    Whatever you desire, I'll aspire. Let me cater to you.

    I knew i'd get what i want. Because:

    I drive these brothers crazy,
    I do it on the daily,
    They treat me really nicely,
    They buy me all these ices.
    Dolce & Gabbana,
    Fendi and that Donna
    Karan, they be sharin'
    All their money got me wearin' fly
    Brother I ain't askin,
    They say they love my *kitten* ‘n,
    Seven Jeans, True Religion's,
    I say no, but they keep givin'

    So the question remains...

    What we gonna do with that junk? All junk inside that trunk?

    I could be your baby, you could be my honey
    Lets spend time not money*


    * Who am i kidding though :p

    Ain't no one got time for..well, time. Because:

    He come through with the money and the garter bags
    I let him know we bout that cake straight up the gate uh
    We independent women, some mistake us for wh#$%s
    I'm sayin‘, why spend mine when I can spend yours

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