Ladies: What makes the perfect boyfriend?

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  • ThePlight
    ThePlight Posts: 3,593 Member
    does not exist...

    ^ impossible; I have a perfect boyfriend and he is very existent ^_^

    The perfect boyfriend is a mirror image of you. He will not exist if you don't exist the way you want him to be. Essentially, you have to BE your idea of a perfect partner to find the reciprocal of you :) In my case, he is kind, sweet, romantic, respectful, supportive, loving, considerate, dedicated, honest, and incredibly handsome (of course!) to name a few. He exists ladies. I found mine, it just took finding the best version of myself first to get to him

    But what about MONEY!!!!
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    For all you know, he ain't no scrub lmao.
  • does not exist...

    ^ impossible; I have a perfect boyfriend and he is very existent ^_^

    The perfect boyfriend is a mirror image of you. He will not exist if you don't exist the way you want him to be. Essentially, you have to BE your idea of a perfect partner to find the reciprocal of you :) In my case, he is kind, sweet, romantic, respectful, supportive, loving, considerate, dedicated, honest, and incredibly handsome (of course!) to name a few. He exists ladies. I found mine, it just took finding the best version of myself first to get to him

    But what about MONEY!!!!

    What about it? :)
  • Hauntinglyfit
    Hauntinglyfit Posts: 5,537 Member
    does not exist...

    ^ impossible; I have a perfect boyfriend and he is very existent ^_^

    The perfect boyfriend is a mirror image of you. He will not exist if you don't exist the way you want him to be. Essentially, you have to BE your idea of a perfect partner to find the reciprocal of you :) In my case, he is kind, sweet, romantic, respectful, supportive, loving, considerate, dedicated, honest, and incredibly handsome (of course!) to name a few. He exists ladies. I found mine, it just took finding the best version of myself first to get to him

    But what about MONEY!!!!

    What about it? :)

    Money makes the world go round.
    Well, that and fat bottomed girls.
  • does not exist...

    ^ impossible; I have a perfect boyfriend and he is very existent ^_^

    The perfect boyfriend is a mirror image of you. He will not exist if you don't exist the way you want him to be. Essentially, you have to BE your idea of a perfect partner to find the reciprocal of you :) In my case, he is kind, sweet, romantic, respectful, supportive, loving, considerate, dedicated, honest, and incredibly handsome (of course!) to name a few. He exists ladies. I found mine, it just took finding the best version of myself first to get to him

    But what about MONEY!!!!

    What about it? :)

    Money makes the world go round.
    Well, that and fat bottomed girls.

    hahahaha If you're thinking of the material world :P I prefer love, to be honest =]
  • ryry_
    ryry_ Posts: 4,966 Member
    If you don't like your boyfriend then meet me at the hotel room.


    *charge it to your boyfriend's card

    I'll put a string a pearls right in your hand
    Make love on a beach of jet black sand
    Outside in the rain we can do it all night
    I'll touch all the places he would not
    And some you never knew would get you hot
    Nothin' is forbidden when we touch

    Baby, I wanna do
    All of the things your man won't do*






    *as long as you've got the money.

    I'm not buying it.

    I can tell your lying, because when your replying
    Stutters, stutters, stu stu stutters

    It's amazing how you knocked me off my feet
    Every time you come around me i get weak*






    *thinking about all the money you're about to spend on my a%$.

    It's worth it. I'd go...

    East side to the west side
    Pushing phat rides, it's no surprise
    You got tricks in the stash
    Stacking up the cash
    Fast when it comes to the gas
    By no means average
    You're on when you got to have it
    Baby, you're a perfect ten, I wanna get in
    Can I get down, so I can win*





    *Until I'm broke after you clean me out


    You could buy me diamonds
    You could buy me pearls
    Take me on a cruise around the world
    Baby you know I'm worth it

    There is so much more than money

    Although we've come to the End Of The Road
    Still I can't let you go
    It's unnatural, you belong to me, I belong to you
    Come to the End of the Road
    Still I can't let you go
    It's unnatural, you belong to me, I belong to you

    Girl, I know you really love me,
    You just don't realize*
    You've never been there before
    It's only your first time

    Maybe I'll forgive you, hmm
    Maybe you'll try
    We should be happy together
    Forever, you and I**





    *Realize I'm broke as F&*^ and supplement my lavish lifestyle on piles of credit
    **You're gone.


    If you treat me fairly
    I'll give you all my goods
    Treat you like a real woman should
    Baby I know you're worth it
    If you never play me
    Promise not to bluff
    I'll hold you down when **** gets rough*






    Until the money is gone.

    Oh really? So while the money is flowing...

    We can make love on the bedroom?
    Floating on top of my waterbed?
    I'm kissing you
    Running my fingers through your hair
    In the hallway ?
    Making love away beside the stairs
    We can do it anywhere...??
    I can love you in the shower?
    Both of our bodies dripping wet
    On the patio we can make a night you won't forget?
    On the kitchen floor?
    As I softly pull your hair?
    We can do it anywhere, anywhere...?




    Until I'm broke and you leave me
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    Whatever you do, don't make him out of playdough. Playdough does not make the perfect boyfriend, no matter what anyone else has told you. They are wrong. You're Welcome!
  • Hauntinglyfit
    Hauntinglyfit Posts: 5,537 Member
    does not exist...

    ^ impossible; I have a perfect boyfriend and he is very existent ^_^

    The perfect boyfriend is a mirror image of you. He will not exist if you don't exist the way you want him to be. Essentially, you have to BE your idea of a perfect partner to find the reciprocal of you :) In my case, he is kind, sweet, romantic, respectful, supportive, loving, considerate, dedicated, honest, and incredibly handsome (of course!) to name a few. He exists ladies. I found mine, it just took finding the best version of myself first to get to him

    But what about MONEY!!!!

    What about it? :)

    Money makes the world go round.
    Well, that and fat bottomed girls.

    hahahaha If you're thinking of the material world :P I prefer love, to be honest =]


    Ahhhh, you're me 5 years ago! :flowerforyou:

    Love is cool and all, but:


    I need a soldier
    That ain't scared to stand up for me
    Known to carry big things
    If you know what I mean*
    If your status ain't hood
    I ain't checkin' for him
    Betta be street if he looking at me
    I need a soldier
    That ain't scared to stand up for me
    [b[Gotta know to get dough[/b]
    And he betta be street



    To avoid any confusion the "big things" refers to his genitalia.
  • does not exist...

    ^ impossible; I have a perfect boyfriend and he is very existent ^_^

    The perfect boyfriend is a mirror image of you. He will not exist if you don't exist the way you want him to be. Essentially, you have to BE your idea of a perfect partner to find the reciprocal of you :) In my case, he is kind, sweet, romantic, respectful, supportive, loving, considerate, dedicated, honest, and incredibly handsome (of course!) to name a few. He exists ladies. I found mine, it just took finding the best version of myself first to get to him

    But what about MONEY!!!!

    What about it? :)

    Money makes the world go round.
    Well, that and fat bottomed girls.

    hahahaha If you're thinking of the material world :P I prefer love, to be honest =]


    Ahhhh, you're me 5 years ago! :flowerforyou:

    Love is cool and all, but:


    I need a soldier
    That ain't scared to stand up for me
    Known to carry big things
    If you know what I mean*
    If your status ain't hood
    I ain't checkin' for him
    Betta be street if he looking at me
    I need a soldier
    That ain't scared to stand up for me
    [b[Gotta know to get dough[/b]
    And he betta be street



    To avoid any confusion the "big things" refers to his genitalia.

    To each their own ;)
  • Hauntinglyfit
    Hauntinglyfit Posts: 5,537 Member
    If you don't like your boyfriend then meet me at the hotel room.


    *charge it to your boyfriend's card

    I'll put a string a pearls right in your hand
    Make love on a beach of jet black sand
    Outside in the rain we can do it all night
    I'll touch all the places he would not
    And some you never knew would get you hot
    Nothin' is forbidden when we touch

    Baby, I wanna do
    All of the things your man won't do*






    *as long as you've got the money.

    I'm not buying it.

    I can tell your lying, because when your replying
    Stutters, stutters, stu stu stutters

    It's amazing how you knocked me off my feet
    Every time you come around me i get weak*






    *thinking about all the money you're about to spend on my a%$.

    It's worth it. I'd go...

    East side to the west side
    Pushing phat rides, it's no surprise
    You got tricks in the stash
    Stacking up the cash
    Fast when it comes to the gas
    By no means average
    You're on when you got to have it
    Baby, you're a perfect ten, I wanna get in
    Can I get down, so I can win*





    *Until I'm broke after you clean me out


    You could buy me diamonds
    You could buy me pearls
    Take me on a cruise around the world
    Baby you know I'm worth it

    There is so much more than money

    Although we've come to the End Of The Road
    Still I can't let you go
    It's unnatural, you belong to me, I belong to you
    Come to the End of the Road
    Still I can't let you go
    It's unnatural, you belong to me, I belong to you

    Girl, I know you really love me,
    You just don't realize*
    You've never been there before
    It's only your first time

    Maybe I'll forgive you, hmm
    Maybe you'll try
    We should be happy together
    Forever, you and I**





    *Realize I'm broke as F&*^ and supplement my lavish lifestyle on piles of credit
    **You're gone.


    If you treat me fairly
    I'll give you all my goods
    Treat you like a real woman should
    Baby I know you're worth it
    If you never play me
    Promise not to bluff
    I'll hold you down when **** gets rough*






    Until the money is gone.

    Oh really? So while the money is flowing...

    We can make love on the bedroom?
    Floating on top of my waterbed?
    I'm kissing you
    Running my fingers through your hair
    In the hallway ?
    Making love away beside the stairs
    We can do it anywhere...??
    I can love you in the shower?
    Both of our bodies dripping wet
    On the patio we can make a night you won't forget?
    On the kitchen floor?
    As I softly pull your hair?
    We can do it anywhere, anywhere...?




    Until I'm broke and you leave me

    Yes. Everywhere. As long as i get what i need.
    (money)


    Ain't no shame when i do my thang
    I just make sure i stay ahead of the game
  • hedgiie
    hedgiie Posts: 1,226 Member
    i'm learning
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,029 Member
    Looks at me and makes me feel like I'm the only woman in the world
    Good communicator, both at listening and expressing his feelings
    Affectionate
    Funny
    Ambitious
    Good looking and muscular a plus but not a deal breaker
    Lol, this happens at the beginning of just about every relationship.

    A.C.E. Certified Personal/Group FitnessTrainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
  • auroranflash
    auroranflash Posts: 3,569 Member
    Not a Cowboys fan.
    Not a spoiled brat with a sense of entitlement
    Not into drinking/drugging
    Not condescending
    Patient, does not antagonize me further when I'm off on one of my spiels
    Likes to travel, have new experiences, motivated
    Lives every day not for perfection but for personal growth
    Sees the beauty in the little things in life
    Realizes how small life's little irritations are and does not let them steal his peace
    Speaks his appreciation/says grace before meals and before bed, counting his blessings
    Realizes that inner peace comes from helping uplift others
    .... and must like onions and garlic.
  • Please return to the topic, folks. (two pages of lyrics -- while mildly entertaining -- aren't very helpful and have been reported)



    For those who have stayed on track...

    So many attributes listed that are basically universal... any of which can be overcome when love decides to interfere and tosses your carefully considered criteria in the trash. Don't limit yourself by narrowly considering only those with the "desired" qualities -- he may not be rich/gorgeous/demonstrative/athletic/...whatever, but could have just that certain 'something' that makes him your ideal match.

    Again, the emphasis should be on cultivating a friendship before any BF/GF relationship -- you just might discover the 'something' you never knew you needed!
  • MityMax96
    MityMax96 Posts: 5,778 Member
    Please return to the topic, folks. (two pages of lyrics -- while mildly entertaining -- aren't very helpful and have been reported)

    :huh: :huh:
    You joined MFP to just tattle-tale?
  • JeaninePaige
    JeaninePaige Posts: 464 Member
    HONEST, committed, witty, enough energy to keep up with me, hard working.
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
    He goes for long walks with me.
    He feeds me and shares his food too.
    He pets me.
    He scratches that spot I can't reach and makes my legs tremble.
    He whistles at me.
    He screams out my name when he really wants me.
    He lets me sit in his lap while we watch tv.
    He gives me a bone to play with.
    He gives me unconditional love.

    Oh... and he picks up my sh*# without complaining.

    x pant pant pant x
  • dym123
    dym123 Posts: 1,670 Member
    Useful.
  • ryry_
    ryry_ Posts: 4,966 Member
    Please return to the topic, folks. (two pages of lyrics -- while mildly entertaining -- aren't very helpful and have been reported)



    For those who have stayed on track...

    This reminds me, I need to return to the perfect girlfriend thread and add some tips of what guys are not looking for
  • prettyface55
    prettyface55 Posts: 508 Member
    In my opinion, the perfect guy would be.. someone who is willing to be there with you through everything you do and enjoy it and not make you feel bad about it. Like a best friend. if you can be pals and enjoy things in common.. and have inside jokes, laugh, BE YOURSELF around him with out feeling like you have to be Fake. Its all about the personality.

    Oh and the biggest turn off is a guy who can not pick up after himself. Like seriously!! I am your girl not your mamma.

    And a win would be a guy who can at least cook something. sheeesh.. i don't wanna do everything all the time. I would love to feel taken care of.

    And that's a perfect guy! in my opinion.
  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
    In my opinion, the perfect guy would be.. someone who is willing to be there with you through everything you do and enjoy it and not make you feel bad about it. Like a best friend. if you can be pals and enjoy things in common.. and have inside jokes, laugh, BE YOURSELF around him with out feeling like you have to be Fake. Its all about the personality.

    Oh and the biggest turn off is a guy who can not pick up after himself. Like seriously!! I am your girl not your mamma.

    And a win would be a guy who can at least cook something. sheeesh.. i don't wanna do everything all the time. I would love to feel taken care of.

    And that's a perfect guy! in my opinion.

    So what you're saying is, the perfect guy would be a woman? Can I volunteer for the procreation duties?
  • ThePlight
    ThePlight Posts: 3,593 Member
    In my opinion, the perfect guy would be.. someone who is willing to be there with you through everything you do and enjoy it and not make you feel bad about it. Like a best friend. if you can be pals and enjoy things in common.. and have inside jokes, laugh, BE YOURSELF around him with out feeling like you have to be Fake. Its all about the personality.

    Oh and the biggest turn off is a guy who can not pick up after himself. Like seriously!! I am your girl not your mamma.

    And a win would be a guy who can at least cook something. sheeesh.. i don't wanna do everything all the time. I would love to feel taken care of.

    And that's a perfect guy! in my opinion.
    Ah, sounds like you'd love my fiance LOL.
  • TheGirlsATimeBomb
    TheGirlsATimeBomb Posts: 434 Member
    a penis.
  • ThePlight
    ThePlight Posts: 3,593 Member
    a penis.
    The strappy kind, right?
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  • SuperCrsa
    SuperCrsa Posts: 790 Member
    jeffrey-donovan-showing-burn-notice-bulge-for-birthday-e1368247395520.jpg

    My boyfriend would agree.

    I came here to make a joke about a penis, but then I saw this..sigh..aaah...:love:
  • TheGirlsATimeBomb
    TheGirlsATimeBomb Posts: 434 Member
    a penis.
    The strappy kind, right?


    even better!
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    strong jaw
  • MityMax96
    MityMax96 Posts: 5,778 Member
    a penis.
    The strappy kind, right?

    :huh: :huh:

    Was just about to say I could handle that requirement, and then you step in w/ that Plight....
    :cry:
  • ThePlight
    ThePlight Posts: 3,593 Member
    a penis.
    The strappy kind, right?

    :huh: :huh:

    Was just about to say I could handle that requirement, and then you step in w/ that Plight....
    :cry:
    Heyyyy, I'm not stopping you! Go handle your thing haha :P
    ETA: Wowww, that sounded creepier than intended. Sooo not editing it.
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
    Money and a big...personality.