Ladies: What makes the perfect boyfriend?

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  • ryry_
    ryry_ Posts: 4,966 Member
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    If you don't like your boyfriend then meet me at the hotel room.


    *charge it to your boyfriend's card

    I'll put a string a pearls right in your hand
    Make love on a beach of jet black sand
    Outside in the rain we can do it all night
    I'll touch all the places he would not
    And some you never knew would get you hot
    Nothin' is forbidden when we touch

    Baby, I wanna do
    All of the things your man won't do*






    *as long as you've got the money.

    I'm not buying it.

    I can tell your lying, because when your replying
    Stutters, stutters, stu stu stutters
  • Hauntinglyfit
    Hauntinglyfit Posts: 5,537 Member
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    If you don't like your boyfriend then meet me at the hotel room.


    *charge it to your boyfriend's card

    I'll put a string a pearls right in your hand
    Make love on a beach of jet black sand
    Outside in the rain we can do it all night
    I'll touch all the places he would not
    And some you never knew would get you hot
    Nothin' is forbidden when we touch

    Baby, I wanna do
    All of the things your man won't do*






    *as long as you've got the money.

    I'm not buying it.

    I can tell your lying, because when your replying
    Stutters, stutters, stu stu stutters

    It's amazing how you knocked me off my feet
    Every time you come around me i get weak*






    *thinking about all the money you're about to spend on my a%$.
  • ryry_
    ryry_ Posts: 4,966 Member
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    If you don't like your boyfriend then meet me at the hotel room.


    *charge it to your boyfriend's card

    I'll put a string a pearls right in your hand
    Make love on a beach of jet black sand
    Outside in the rain we can do it all night
    I'll touch all the places he would not
    And some you never knew would get you hot
    Nothin' is forbidden when we touch

    Baby, I wanna do
    All of the things your man won't do*






    *as long as you've got the money.

    I'm not buying it.

    I can tell your lying, because when your replying
    Stutters, stutters, stu stu stutters

    It's amazing how you knocked me off my feet
    Every time you come around me i get weak*






    *thinking about all the money you're about to spend on my a%$.

    It's worth it. I'd go...

    East side to the west side
    Pushing phat rides, it's no surprise
    You got tricks in the stash
    Stacking up the cash
    Fast when it comes to the gas
    By no means average
    You're on when you got to have it
    Baby, you're a perfect ten, I wanna get in
    Can I get down, so I can win*





    *Until I'm broke after you clean me out
  • Hauntinglyfit
    Hauntinglyfit Posts: 5,537 Member
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    If you don't like your boyfriend then meet me at the hotel room.


    *charge it to your boyfriend's card

    I'll put a string a pearls right in your hand
    Make love on a beach of jet black sand
    Outside in the rain we can do it all night
    I'll touch all the places he would not
    And some you never knew would get you hot
    Nothin' is forbidden when we touch

    Baby, I wanna do
    All of the things your man won't do*






    *as long as you've got the money.

    I'm not buying it.

    I can tell your lying, because when your replying
    Stutters, stutters, stu stu stutters

    It's amazing how you knocked me off my feet
    Every time you come around me i get weak*






    *thinking about all the money you're about to spend on my a%$.

    It's worth it. I'd go...

    East side to the west side
    Pushing phat rides, it's no surprise
    You got tricks in the stash
    Stacking up the cash
    Fast when it comes to the gas
    By no means average
    You're on when you got to have it
    Baby, you're a perfect ten, I wanna get in
    Can I get down, so I can win*





    *Until I'm broke after you clean me out


    You could buy me diamonds
    You could buy me pearls
    Take me on a cruise around the world
    Baby you know I'm worth it
  • monisiaczeq
    monisiaczeq Posts: 131 Member
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    sex, weights and protein shakes :)

    genuine nice lad will do though.
  • ryry_
    ryry_ Posts: 4,966 Member
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    If you don't like your boyfriend then meet me at the hotel room.


    *charge it to your boyfriend's card

    I'll put a string a pearls right in your hand
    Make love on a beach of jet black sand
    Outside in the rain we can do it all night
    I'll touch all the places he would not
    And some you never knew would get you hot
    Nothin' is forbidden when we touch

    Baby, I wanna do
    All of the things your man won't do*






    *as long as you've got the money.

    I'm not buying it.

    I can tell your lying, because when your replying
    Stutters, stutters, stu stu stutters

    It's amazing how you knocked me off my feet
    Every time you come around me i get weak*






    *thinking about all the money you're about to spend on my a%$.

    It's worth it. I'd go...

    East side to the west side
    Pushing phat rides, it's no surprise
    You got tricks in the stash
    Stacking up the cash
    Fast when it comes to the gas
    By no means average
    You're on when you got to have it
    Baby, you're a perfect ten, I wanna get in
    Can I get down, so I can win*





    *Until I'm broke after you clean me out


    You could buy me diamonds
    You could buy me pearls
    Take me on a cruise around the world
    Baby you know I'm worth it

    There is so much more than money

    Although we've come to the End Of The Road
    Still I can't let you go
    It's unnatural, you belong to me, I belong to you
    Come to the End of the Road
    Still I can't let you go
    It's unnatural, you belong to me, I belong to you

    Girl, I know you really love me,
    You just don't realize*
    You've never been there before
    It's only your first time

    Maybe I'll forgive you, hmm
    Maybe you'll try
    We should be happy together
    Forever, you and I**





    *Realize I'm broke as F&*^ and supplement my lavish lifestyle on piles of credit
    **You're gone.
  • RaggedyPond
    RaggedyPond Posts: 1,487 Member
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    lolz
  • Hauntinglyfit
    Hauntinglyfit Posts: 5,537 Member
    Options
    If you don't like your boyfriend then meet me at the hotel room.


    *charge it to your boyfriend's card

    I'll put a string a pearls right in your hand
    Make love on a beach of jet black sand
    Outside in the rain we can do it all night
    I'll touch all the places he would not
    And some you never knew would get you hot
    Nothin' is forbidden when we touch

    Baby, I wanna do
    All of the things your man won't do*






    *as long as you've got the money.

    I'm not buying it.

    I can tell your lying, because when your replying
    Stutters, stutters, stu stu stutters

    It's amazing how you knocked me off my feet
    Every time you come around me i get weak*






    *thinking about all the money you're about to spend on my a%$.

    It's worth it. I'd go...

    East side to the west side
    Pushing phat rides, it's no surprise
    You got tricks in the stash
    Stacking up the cash
    Fast when it comes to the gas
    By no means average
    You're on when you got to have it
    Baby, you're a perfect ten, I wanna get in
    Can I get down, so I can win*





    *Until I'm broke after you clean me out


    You could buy me diamonds
    You could buy me pearls
    Take me on a cruise around the world
    Baby you know I'm worth it

    There is so much more than money

    Although we've come to the End Of The Road
    Still I can't let you go
    It's unnatural, you belong to me, I belong to you
    Come to the End of the Road
    Still I can't let you go
    It's unnatural, you belong to me, I belong to you

    Girl, I know you really love me,
    You just don't realize*
    You've never been there before
    It's only your first time

    Maybe I'll forgive you, hmm
    Maybe you'll try
    We should be happy together
    Forever, you and I**





    *Realize I'm broke as F&*^ and supplement my lavish lifestyle on piles of credit
    **You're gone.


    If you treat me fairly
    I'll give you all my goods
    Treat you like a real woman should
    Baby I know you're worth it
    If you never play me
    Promise not to bluff
    I'll hold you down when **** gets rough*






    Until the money is gone.
  • dianamatienzo
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    does not exist...

    ^ impossible; I have a perfect boyfriend and he is very existent ^_^

    The perfect boyfriend is a mirror image of you. He will not exist if you don't exist the way you want him to be. Essentially, you have to BE your idea of a perfect partner to find the reciprocal of you :) In my case, he is kind, sweet, romantic, respectful, supportive, loving, considerate, dedicated, honest, and incredibly handsome (of course!) to name a few. He exists ladies. I found mine, it just took finding the best version of myself first to get to him
  • Hauntinglyfit
    Hauntinglyfit Posts: 5,537 Member
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    does not exist...

    ^ impossible; I have a perfect boyfriend and he is very existent ^_^

    The perfect boyfriend is a mirror image of you. He will not exist if you don't exist the way you want him to be. Essentially, you have to BE your idea of a perfect partner to find the reciprocal of you :) In my case, he is kind, sweet, romantic, respectful, supportive, loving, considerate, dedicated, honest, and incredibly handsome (of course!) to name a few. He exists ladies. I found mine, it just took finding the best version of myself first to get to him

    But what about MONEY!!!!
  • ThePlight
    ThePlight Posts: 3,593 Member
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    does not exist...

    ^ impossible; I have a perfect boyfriend and he is very existent ^_^

    The perfect boyfriend is a mirror image of you. He will not exist if you don't exist the way you want him to be. Essentially, you have to BE your idea of a perfect partner to find the reciprocal of you :) In my case, he is kind, sweet, romantic, respectful, supportive, loving, considerate, dedicated, honest, and incredibly handsome (of course!) to name a few. He exists ladies. I found mine, it just took finding the best version of myself first to get to him

    But what about MONEY!!!!
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    For all you know, he ain't no scrub lmao.
  • dianamatienzo
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    does not exist...

    ^ impossible; I have a perfect boyfriend and he is very existent ^_^

    The perfect boyfriend is a mirror image of you. He will not exist if you don't exist the way you want him to be. Essentially, you have to BE your idea of a perfect partner to find the reciprocal of you :) In my case, he is kind, sweet, romantic, respectful, supportive, loving, considerate, dedicated, honest, and incredibly handsome (of course!) to name a few. He exists ladies. I found mine, it just took finding the best version of myself first to get to him

    But what about MONEY!!!!

    What about it? :)
  • Hauntinglyfit
    Hauntinglyfit Posts: 5,537 Member
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    does not exist...

    ^ impossible; I have a perfect boyfriend and he is very existent ^_^

    The perfect boyfriend is a mirror image of you. He will not exist if you don't exist the way you want him to be. Essentially, you have to BE your idea of a perfect partner to find the reciprocal of you :) In my case, he is kind, sweet, romantic, respectful, supportive, loving, considerate, dedicated, honest, and incredibly handsome (of course!) to name a few. He exists ladies. I found mine, it just took finding the best version of myself first to get to him

    But what about MONEY!!!!

    What about it? :)

    Money makes the world go round.
    Well, that and fat bottomed girls.
  • dianamatienzo
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    does not exist...

    ^ impossible; I have a perfect boyfriend and he is very existent ^_^

    The perfect boyfriend is a mirror image of you. He will not exist if you don't exist the way you want him to be. Essentially, you have to BE your idea of a perfect partner to find the reciprocal of you :) In my case, he is kind, sweet, romantic, respectful, supportive, loving, considerate, dedicated, honest, and incredibly handsome (of course!) to name a few. He exists ladies. I found mine, it just took finding the best version of myself first to get to him

    But what about MONEY!!!!

    What about it? :)

    Money makes the world go round.
    Well, that and fat bottomed girls.

    hahahaha If you're thinking of the material world :P I prefer love, to be honest =]
  • ryry_
    ryry_ Posts: 4,966 Member
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    If you don't like your boyfriend then meet me at the hotel room.


    *charge it to your boyfriend's card

    I'll put a string a pearls right in your hand
    Make love on a beach of jet black sand
    Outside in the rain we can do it all night
    I'll touch all the places he would not
    And some you never knew would get you hot
    Nothin' is forbidden when we touch

    Baby, I wanna do
    All of the things your man won't do*






    *as long as you've got the money.

    I'm not buying it.

    I can tell your lying, because when your replying
    Stutters, stutters, stu stu stutters

    It's amazing how you knocked me off my feet
    Every time you come around me i get weak*






    *thinking about all the money you're about to spend on my a%$.

    It's worth it. I'd go...

    East side to the west side
    Pushing phat rides, it's no surprise
    You got tricks in the stash
    Stacking up the cash
    Fast when it comes to the gas
    By no means average
    You're on when you got to have it
    Baby, you're a perfect ten, I wanna get in
    Can I get down, so I can win*





    *Until I'm broke after you clean me out


    You could buy me diamonds
    You could buy me pearls
    Take me on a cruise around the world
    Baby you know I'm worth it

    There is so much more than money

    Although we've come to the End Of The Road
    Still I can't let you go
    It's unnatural, you belong to me, I belong to you
    Come to the End of the Road
    Still I can't let you go
    It's unnatural, you belong to me, I belong to you

    Girl, I know you really love me,
    You just don't realize*
    You've never been there before
    It's only your first time

    Maybe I'll forgive you, hmm
    Maybe you'll try
    We should be happy together
    Forever, you and I**





    *Realize I'm broke as F&*^ and supplement my lavish lifestyle on piles of credit
    **You're gone.


    If you treat me fairly
    I'll give you all my goods
    Treat you like a real woman should
    Baby I know you're worth it
    If you never play me
    Promise not to bluff
    I'll hold you down when **** gets rough*






    Until the money is gone.

    Oh really? So while the money is flowing...

    We can make love on the bedroom?
    Floating on top of my waterbed?
    I'm kissing you
    Running my fingers through your hair
    In the hallway ?
    Making love away beside the stairs
    We can do it anywhere...??
    I can love you in the shower?
    Both of our bodies dripping wet
    On the patio we can make a night you won't forget?
    On the kitchen floor?
    As I softly pull your hair?
    We can do it anywhere, anywhere...?




    Until I'm broke and you leave me
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
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    Whatever you do, don't make him out of playdough. Playdough does not make the perfect boyfriend, no matter what anyone else has told you. They are wrong. You're Welcome!
  • Hauntinglyfit
    Hauntinglyfit Posts: 5,537 Member
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    does not exist...

    ^ impossible; I have a perfect boyfriend and he is very existent ^_^

    The perfect boyfriend is a mirror image of you. He will not exist if you don't exist the way you want him to be. Essentially, you have to BE your idea of a perfect partner to find the reciprocal of you :) In my case, he is kind, sweet, romantic, respectful, supportive, loving, considerate, dedicated, honest, and incredibly handsome (of course!) to name a few. He exists ladies. I found mine, it just took finding the best version of myself first to get to him

    But what about MONEY!!!!

    What about it? :)

    Money makes the world go round.
    Well, that and fat bottomed girls.

    hahahaha If you're thinking of the material world :P I prefer love, to be honest =]


    Ahhhh, you're me 5 years ago! :flowerforyou:

    Love is cool and all, but:


    I need a soldier
    That ain't scared to stand up for me
    Known to carry big things
    If you know what I mean*
    If your status ain't hood
    I ain't checkin' for him
    Betta be street if he looking at me
    I need a soldier
    That ain't scared to stand up for me
    [b[Gotta know to get dough[/b]
    And he betta be street



    To avoid any confusion the "big things" refers to his genitalia.
  • dianamatienzo
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    does not exist...

    ^ impossible; I have a perfect boyfriend and he is very existent ^_^

    The perfect boyfriend is a mirror image of you. He will not exist if you don't exist the way you want him to be. Essentially, you have to BE your idea of a perfect partner to find the reciprocal of you :) In my case, he is kind, sweet, romantic, respectful, supportive, loving, considerate, dedicated, honest, and incredibly handsome (of course!) to name a few. He exists ladies. I found mine, it just took finding the best version of myself first to get to him

    But what about MONEY!!!!

    What about it? :)

    Money makes the world go round.
    Well, that and fat bottomed girls.

    hahahaha If you're thinking of the material world :P I prefer love, to be honest =]


    Ahhhh, you're me 5 years ago! :flowerforyou:

    Love is cool and all, but:


    I need a soldier
    That ain't scared to stand up for me
    Known to carry big things
    If you know what I mean*
    If your status ain't hood
    I ain't checkin' for him
    Betta be street if he looking at me
    I need a soldier
    That ain't scared to stand up for me
    [b[Gotta know to get dough[/b]
    And he betta be street



    To avoid any confusion the "big things" refers to his genitalia.

    To each their own ;)
  • Hauntinglyfit
    Hauntinglyfit Posts: 5,537 Member
    Options
    If you don't like your boyfriend then meet me at the hotel room.


    *charge it to your boyfriend's card

    I'll put a string a pearls right in your hand
    Make love on a beach of jet black sand
    Outside in the rain we can do it all night
    I'll touch all the places he would not
    And some you never knew would get you hot
    Nothin' is forbidden when we touch

    Baby, I wanna do
    All of the things your man won't do*






    *as long as you've got the money.

    I'm not buying it.

    I can tell your lying, because when your replying
    Stutters, stutters, stu stu stutters

    It's amazing how you knocked me off my feet
    Every time you come around me i get weak*






    *thinking about all the money you're about to spend on my a%$.

    It's worth it. I'd go...

    East side to the west side
    Pushing phat rides, it's no surprise
    You got tricks in the stash
    Stacking up the cash
    Fast when it comes to the gas
    By no means average
    You're on when you got to have it
    Baby, you're a perfect ten, I wanna get in
    Can I get down, so I can win*





    *Until I'm broke after you clean me out


    You could buy me diamonds
    You could buy me pearls
    Take me on a cruise around the world
    Baby you know I'm worth it

    There is so much more than money

    Although we've come to the End Of The Road
    Still I can't let you go
    It's unnatural, you belong to me, I belong to you
    Come to the End of the Road
    Still I can't let you go
    It's unnatural, you belong to me, I belong to you

    Girl, I know you really love me,
    You just don't realize*
    You've never been there before
    It's only your first time

    Maybe I'll forgive you, hmm
    Maybe you'll try
    We should be happy together
    Forever, you and I**





    *Realize I'm broke as F&*^ and supplement my lavish lifestyle on piles of credit
    **You're gone.


    If you treat me fairly
    I'll give you all my goods
    Treat you like a real woman should
    Baby I know you're worth it
    If you never play me
    Promise not to bluff
    I'll hold you down when **** gets rough*






    Until the money is gone.

    Oh really? So while the money is flowing...

    We can make love on the bedroom?
    Floating on top of my waterbed?
    I'm kissing you
    Running my fingers through your hair
    In the hallway ?
    Making love away beside the stairs
    We can do it anywhere...??
    I can love you in the shower?
    Both of our bodies dripping wet
    On the patio we can make a night you won't forget?
    On the kitchen floor?
    As I softly pull your hair?
    We can do it anywhere, anywhere...?




    Until I'm broke and you leave me

    Yes. Everywhere. As long as i get what i need.
    (money)


    Ain't no shame when i do my thang
    I just make sure i stay ahead of the game
  • hedgiie
    hedgiie Posts: 1,245 Member
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    i'm learning