"hate speech" on MFP

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  • CompressedCarbon
    CompressedCarbon Posts: 357 Member
    Can we also ban cauliflower? It's racist against the greens. Damn white supremacist vegetable.

    Ban in ALL its forms. It dresses itself up all fancylike and tries to imitate breadsticks and potatoes.
  • abadvat
    abadvat Posts: 1,241 Member
    Can we please ban: "SKINNY FAT" and "TONING"???

    Hoooo TONING.... I like that one and also CLEAN BULK - another one of my favorites!
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
    Seriously OP, how'd you miss the hateful phrase "cauliflower pizza crust?"
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    Can we also ban cauliflower? It's racist against the greens. Damn white supremacist vegetable.

    Ban in ALL its forms. It dresses itself up all fancylike and tries to imitate breadsticks and potatoes.

    But I actually like cauliflower steamed and doused in vinegar. Can we keep that one.
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    Bruno Mars
    Toby Keith
    brah

    kthxbye

    +1
  • IPAkiller
    IPAkiller Posts: 711 Member
    Seriously OP, how'd you miss the hateful phrase "cauliflower pizza crust?"
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  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
    Can we also ban cauliflower? It's racist against the greens. Damn white supremacist vegetable.

    Ban in ALL its forms. It dresses itself up all fancylike and tries to imitate breadsticks and potatoes.

    It's not the cauliflower's fault. It used to a be wholesome vegetable. It was delicious in my cheddar cauliflower soup.

    But then it fell in with the wrong crowd. Those who fear bread and pasta started to influence cauliflower and it lost its way. Sad really. *shakes head*
  • meeper123
    meeper123 Posts: 3,347 Member
    Cod liver I vote to ban cod liver shudder
  • meeper123
    meeper123 Posts: 3,347 Member
    Mods, can we please ban these hateful words/phrases?

    - brussels sprouts
    - black licorice
    - asparagus
    - Oakland Raiders

    thank you.

    Racist. Why you gotta put the black licorice down? I could understand if it was that chocolate crap, but black licorice is alright in my book.

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    QFT!

    so cute <3
  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
    Can we also ban cauliflower? It's racist against the greens. Damn white supremacist vegetable.

    Ban in ALL its forms. It dresses itself up all fancylike and tries to imitate breadsticks and potatoes.

    It's not the cauliflower's fault. It used to a be wholesome vegetable. It was delicious in my cheddar cauliflower soup.

    But then it fell in with the wrong crowd. Those who fear bread and pasta started to influence cauliflower and it lost its way. Sad really. *shakes head*

    love this!!! D@mn, more truth in this thread than 99% of 'em out there!
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
    Can we also ban cauliflower? It's racist against the greens. Damn white supremacist vegetable.

    Ban in ALL its forms. It dresses itself up all fancylike and tries to imitate breadsticks and potatoes.

    It's not the cauliflower's fault. It used to a be wholesome vegetable. It was delicious in my cheddar cauliflower soup.

    But then it fell in with the wrong crowd. Those who fear bread and pasta started to influence cauliflower and it lost its way. Sad really. *shakes head*

    love this!!! D@mn, more truth in this thread than 99% of 'em out there!

    :flowerforyou:
  • onmyown326
    onmyown326 Posts: 177
    I like asparagus.

    yummy yummy
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    Mods, can we please ban these hateful words/phrases?

    - brussels sprouts
    - black licorice
    - asparagus
    - Oakland Raiders

    thank you.

    Racist. Why you gotta put the black licorice down? I could understand if it was that chocolate crap, but black licorice is alright in my book.

    black-licorice1.jpg

    You just haven't had the right black licorice. I will admit those damned twizzler things are gross. However, I could an entire case of Panda Organic Licorice in one sitting.
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    Mods, can we please ban these hateful words/phrases?

    - brussels sprouts
    - black licorice
    - asparagus
    - Oakland Raiders

    thank you.

    Racist. Why you gotta put the black licorice down? I could understand if it was that chocolate crap, but black licorice is alright in my book.

    black-licorice1.jpg

    You just haven't had the right black licorice. I will admit those damned twizzler things are gross. However, I could an entire case of Panda Organic Licorice in one sitting.

    dirty hippie! :angry:
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    Wait, wait, wait.... I LOVE Brussels sprouts and asparagus!!!

    Edited because I can spell better the second time around.

    agspareagus...yeah i spell it like that cause im bad azz like that
  • sbbhbm
    sbbhbm Posts: 1,312 Member
    ... also, can we ban the phrase "hate speech"?
  • CompressedCarbon
    CompressedCarbon Posts: 357 Member
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    But I actually like cauliflower steamed and doused in vinegar. Can we keep that one.
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    Is it pretending to be something it is not? It goes. Is it accepting itself for what it is? It can stay. Let's just agree to let cauliflower be cauliflower without having to turn it into something it is not.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    Mods, can we please ban these hateful words/phrases?

    - brussels sprouts
    - black licorice
    - asparagus
    - Oakland Raiders

    thank you.

    Racist. Why you gotta put the black licorice down? I could understand if it was that chocolate crap, but black licorice is alright in my book.

    black-licorice1.jpg

    You just haven't had the right black licorice. I will admit those damned twizzler things are gross. However, I could an entire case of Panda Organic Licorice in one sitting.

    dirty hippie! :angry:

    Hey! I took a shower... yesterday.
  • CompressedCarbon
    CompressedCarbon Posts: 357 Member
    You just haven't had the right black licorice. I will admit those damned twizzler things are gross. However, I could an entire case of PandaOrganic Licorice in one sitting.

    dirty hippie! :angry:
    [/quote]

    Hater of endangered animals. :sad:
  • WhiteRabbit1313
    WhiteRabbit1313 Posts: 1,091 Member
    Mods, can we please ban these hateful words/phrases?

    - brussels sprouts
    - black licorice
    - asparagus
    - Oakland Raiders

    thank you.

    Yes, black licorice. I totally agree with you there. No absinthe, either! *Blech*
  • WhiteRabbit1313
    WhiteRabbit1313 Posts: 1,091 Member
    While you're at it can we ban the word "loose"?

    As in: I have a lot of weight to LOOSE on my journey.

    :laugh: Agreed.
  • moment_to_arise
    moment_to_arise Posts: 207 Member
    brussels sprouts and asparagus are YUMMY!!!
  • moment_to_arise
    moment_to_arise Posts: 207 Member
    Can we please ban: "SKINNY FAT" and "TONING"???

    Hoooo TONING.... I like that one and also CLEAN BULK - another one of my favorites!

    lol, "i don't want to build muscle and get bulky, i just want to TONE, so I can't lift weights."
  • TX_Rhon
    TX_Rhon Posts: 1,549 Member
    I will trade eggplant for the asparagus
    and
    Dallas Cowgirls for the Raiders - Yes, I am prepared for the hate email - but I stand by my statement!

    Thanks!! :drinker:
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    brussels sprouts and asparagus are YUMMY!!!

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  • somerisagirlsname
    somerisagirlsname Posts: 467 Member
    brussels sprouts and asparagus are YUMMY!!!

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    :flowerforyou:
  • mammamaurer
    mammamaurer Posts: 418 Member
    my vote "calorie" for some reason it allways seems to start fights on here...:frown:
  • Skeels
    Skeels Posts: 929 Member
    Please add Redskins to the list
  • aliencheesecake
    aliencheesecake Posts: 569 Member
    sorry, instead of just a small % ignoring it, we need to just ban it all outright to appease them.. sorry majority, please change your "likes" to conform with the few... :indifferent:


    oh and please ban... air... the whole "hate wind" thing is just getting out of hand.

    ^ yep
  • HollisGrant
    HollisGrant Posts: 2,022 Member
    Please ban SLIM FAST...

    It should be FAT FAST....

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