Guess the next diet fad!

dumb_blondes_rock

I'm going to guess it will be a no-acid-fruit diet. When I eat fruits such as oranges or pineapples, I will get canker sores if I dont brush my teeth or use mouthwash afterwards, so acid fruit must be terrible for you. Also, studies have shown that fruit in acid can eat away at tooth enamel, so imagine what it must be doing to our insides!!! Then I will perform a very biased, and extremely "patchy" study that will conclude that all acid fruit is bad for you, and if you do not avoid it, you will get migrane headaches, develop severe nerve damage and have a mental breakdown.

Farewell lemons, berries, oranges and other acidic fruits! You will no longer be allowed to fill me with your infectious poisons anymore!!

dumb_blondes_rock

C'mon, I know some of you out there are creative to think of something silly!!!

theopenforum

mmmmm no fat diet!!! Will probably be some study that shows having fat can adversely affect you're health because well you know fat makes you fat lol. You should only eat protein and carbs ^_^

Ignorance is bliss I guess

SkinnyFatAlbert

Homeless Diet aka Found Food Diet. You can only eat leftovers you find laying around at various places. The smaller portions will be the big draw here. Bonus points if you find half eaten gluten free or Greek items!

Urban_Princess

Homeless Diet aka Found Food Diet. You can only eat leftovers you find laying around at various places. The smaller portions will be the big draw here. Bonus points if you find half eaten gluten free or Greek items!

bahahaha i'm laughing so hard

cms721

Getting kicked or punched in the stomach over and over will strengthen your core and control your appetite at the same time.

doctorsookie

if you eat while walking the entire time you are eating, you will not gain weight.:laugh:

TriLifter

mmmmm no fat diet!!! Will probably be some study that shows having fat can adversely affect you're health because well you know fat makes you fat lol. You should only eat protein and carbs ^_^

Ignorance is bliss I guess

I thought that was called the 90s.

doctorsookie

Homeless Diet aka Found Food Diet. You can only eat leftovers you find laying around at various places. The smaller portions will be the big draw here. Bonus points if you find half eaten gluten free or Greek items!

bahahaha i'm laughing so hard

love this. gross

linzchapates

The chew but don't swallow diet. You are permitted to chew all the food you want but have to spit it out and swallow nothing solid, only liquids such as a protein shakes or smoothies.

SkinnyFatAlbert

The chew but don't swallow diet. You are permitted to chew all the food you want but have to spit it out and swallow nothing solid, only liquids such as a protein shakes or smoothies.

I like this but how will I get my probiotics this way?

theopenforum

mmmmm no fat diet!!! Will probably be some study that shows having fat can adversely affect you're health because well you know fat makes you fat lol. You should only eat protein and carbs ^_^

Ignorance is bliss I guess

I thought that was called the 90s.

ahhh yeh fat did make me fat in the 90s ^_^

lol

ndj1979

fruit juicing and eliminating all sugars...

SkinnyFatAlbert

fruit juicing and eliminating all sugars...

I've totally cut out sugar myself. I used to put tons of syrup on my pancakes for instance but I use organic local honey now instead!!!

Achrya

No Chicken Diet

Lots of people eat chicken.
Lots of people are fat.
Ergo: Cutting out chicken will make you skinny

rml_16

I'm going to guess it will be a no-acid-fruit diet. When I eat fruits such as oranges or pineapples, I will get canker sores if I dont brush my teeth or use mouthwash afterwards, so acid fruit must be terrible for you. Also, studies have shown that fruit in acid can eat away at tooth enamel, so imagine what it must be doing to our insides!!! Then I will perform a very biased, and extremely "patchy" study that will conclude that all acid fruit is bad for you, and if you do not avoid it, you will get migrane headaches, develop severe nerve damage and have a mental breakdown.

Farewell lemons, berries, oranges and other acidic fruits! You will no longer be allowed to fill me with your infectious poisons anymore!!

Based on the fact that acidic foods seemed to be the main trigger for my morning sickness when I was pregnant, the only non-acidic fruit in existence is bananas. Apples were killer!

Anyway, I hope the next fad is the Green M&M Diet because I made it up and I want people to pay me. Guaranteed results.

pinky6767

The model diet ! where all your allowed to eat is cotton balls soaked in orange juice . Just swallow em. Thats all you get and you think your full. True story . heeheee

jenifr818

The model diet ! where all your allowed to eat is cotton balls soaked in orange juice . Just swallow em. Thats all you get and you think your full. True story . heeheee

:sick: please tell me that's a sick (enter expletive here) joke

Holly_Roman_Empire

Homeless Diet aka Found Food Diet. You can only eat leftovers you find laying around at various places. The smaller portions will be the big draw here. Bonus points if you find half eaten gluten free or Greek items!

This is actually a real thing. It's called something different, but I saw it on "My Secret Life" once on Discovery Channel.

tempehforever

Feeding tube/IV diet. You just load up the required amount of calories for the day and stop eating with your mouth entirely.

Seriously, it wouldn't surprise me.

eric_sg61

The "I have to wear protective gear while handling sugar". It absorbs through the skin, ya know!