Guess the next diet fad!

dumb_blondes_rock
dumb_blondes_rock Posts: 1,568 Member
in Food and Nutrition
I'm going to guess it will be a no-acid-fruit diet. When I eat fruits such as oranges or pineapples, I will get canker sores if I dont brush my teeth or use mouthwash afterwards, so acid fruit must be terrible for you. Also, studies have shown that fruit in acid can eat away at tooth enamel, so imagine what it must be doing to our insides!!! Then I will perform a very biased, and extremely "patchy" study that will conclude that all acid fruit is bad for you, and if you do not avoid it, you will get migrane headaches, develop severe nerve damage and have a mental breakdown.

Farewell lemons, berries, oranges and other acidic fruits! You will no longer be allowed to fill me with your infectious poisons anymore!!
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  • dumb_blondes_rock
    dumb_blondes_rock Posts: 1,568 Member
    C'mon, I know some of you out there are creative to think of something silly!!!
  • theopenforum
    theopenforum Posts: 280 Member
    mmmmm no fat diet!!! Will probably be some study that shows having fat can adversely affect you're health because well you know fat makes you fat lol. You should only eat protein and carbs ^_^

    Ignorance is bliss I guess :)
  • SkinnyFatAlbert
    SkinnyFatAlbert Posts: 482 Member
    Homeless Diet aka Found Food Diet. You can only eat leftovers you find laying around at various places. The smaller portions will be the big draw here. Bonus points if you find half eaten gluten free or Greek items!
  • Urban_Princess
    Urban_Princess Posts: 219 Member
    Homeless Diet aka Found Food Diet. You can only eat leftovers you find laying around at various places. The smaller portions will be the big draw here. Bonus points if you find half eaten gluten free or Greek items!

    bahahaha i'm laughing so hard
  • cms721
    cms721 Posts: 179 Member
    Getting kicked or punched in the stomach over and over will strengthen your core and control your appetite at the same time.
  • doctorsookie
    doctorsookie Posts: 1,084 Member
    if you eat while walking the entire time you are eating, you will not gain weight.:laugh:
  • TriLifter
    TriLifter Posts: 1,283 Member
    mmmmm no fat diet!!! Will probably be some study that shows having fat can adversely affect you're health because well you know fat makes you fat lol. You should only eat protein and carbs ^_^

    Ignorance is bliss I guess :)

    I thought that was called the 90s.
  • doctorsookie
    doctorsookie Posts: 1,084 Member
    Homeless Diet aka Found Food Diet. You can only eat leftovers you find laying around at various places. The smaller portions will be the big draw here. Bonus points if you find half eaten gluten free or Greek items!

    bahahaha i'm laughing so hard

    love this. gross
  • linzchapates
    linzchapates Posts: 135
    The chew but don't swallow diet. You are permitted to chew all the food you want but have to spit it out and swallow nothing solid, only liquids such as a protein shakes or smoothies.
  • SkinnyFatAlbert
    SkinnyFatAlbert Posts: 482 Member
    The chew but don't swallow diet. You are permitted to chew all the food you want but have to spit it out and swallow nothing solid, only liquids such as a protein shakes or smoothies.

    I like this but how will I get my probiotics this way?
  • theopenforum
    theopenforum Posts: 280 Member
    mmmmm no fat diet!!! Will probably be some study that shows having fat can adversely affect you're health because well you know fat makes you fat lol. You should only eat protein and carbs ^_^

    Ignorance is bliss I guess :)

    I thought that was called the 90s.


    ahhh yeh fat did make me fat in the 90s ^_^

    lol
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    fruit juicing and eliminating all sugars...
  • SkinnyFatAlbert
    SkinnyFatAlbert Posts: 482 Member
    fruit juicing and eliminating all sugars...

    I've totally cut out sugar myself. I used to put tons of syrup on my pancakes for instance but I use organic local honey now instead!!!
  • Achrya
    Achrya Posts: 16,913 Member
    No Chicken Diet

    Lots of people eat chicken.
    Lots of people are fat.
    Ergo: Cutting out chicken will make you skinny
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    I'm going to guess it will be a no-acid-fruit diet. When I eat fruits such as oranges or pineapples, I will get canker sores if I dont brush my teeth or use mouthwash afterwards, so acid fruit must be terrible for you. Also, studies have shown that fruit in acid can eat away at tooth enamel, so imagine what it must be doing to our insides!!! Then I will perform a very biased, and extremely "patchy" study that will conclude that all acid fruit is bad for you, and if you do not avoid it, you will get migrane headaches, develop severe nerve damage and have a mental breakdown.

    Farewell lemons, berries, oranges and other acidic fruits! You will no longer be allowed to fill me with your infectious poisons anymore!!
    Based on the fact that acidic foods seemed to be the main trigger for my morning sickness when I was pregnant, the only non-acidic fruit in existence is bananas. Apples were killer!

    Anyway, I hope the next fad is the Green M&M Diet because I made it up and I want people to pay me. Guaranteed results.
  • pinky6767
    pinky6767 Posts: 55
    The model diet ! where all your allowed to eat is cotton balls soaked in orange juice . Just swallow em. Thats all you get and you think your full. True story . heeheee
  • jenifr818
    jenifr818 Posts: 805 Member
    The model diet ! where all your allowed to eat is cotton balls soaked in orange juice . Just swallow em. Thats all you get and you think your full. True story . heeheee

    :sick: please tell me that's a sick (enter expletive here) joke
  • Holly_Roman_Empire
    Holly_Roman_Empire Posts: 4,440 Member
    Homeless Diet aka Found Food Diet. You can only eat leftovers you find laying around at various places. The smaller portions will be the big draw here. Bonus points if you find half eaten gluten free or Greek items!

    This is actually a real thing. It's called something different, but I saw it on "My Secret Life" once on Discovery Channel.
  • tempehforever
    tempehforever Posts: 183 Member
    Feeding tube/IV diet. You just load up the required amount of calories for the day and stop eating with your mouth entirely.

    Seriously, it wouldn't surprise me. :(
  • eric_sg61
    eric_sg61 Posts: 2,925 Member
    The "I have to wear protective gear while handling sugar". It absorbs through the skin, ya know!
  • RosaliaBee
    RosaliaBee Posts: 146 Member
    This is tough. Hasn't it all been done?

    Lemon juice and maple syrup.
    Baby food / micro portions
    Fat free
    Carb free
    Juice
    Shakes
    Crash
    Cabbage soup

    And don't forget..

    Breatharian

    I'm all out of ideas.
  • pinky6767
    pinky6767 Posts: 55
    Sorry, i'd love to say the cotton ball thing is a joke. But its totally real ! strange what people will do, but, when your occupation relies on being super skinny. Than some people will do anything, and there's much worse that they do.
  • cfredz
    cfredz Posts: 292 Member
    Homeless Diet aka Found Food Diet. You can only eat leftovers you find laying around at various places. The smaller portions will be the big draw here. Bonus points if you find half eaten gluten free or Greek items!

    this is an actual thing but vegan food -- its called Freegan.
  • BenjaminMFP88
    BenjaminMFP88 Posts: 660 Member
    The Blender Diet. Wake up every morning, carefully calculate every nutrient based on some 12 week book guide, throw it all in a blender and take a few swigs every hour...
  • Safiyandi
    Safiyandi Posts: 151
    If you eat 400g+ of protein a day, it's really bad for you.

    Therefore, all protein is bad for you.


    Everyone panic about protein.
  • bcattoes
    bcattoes Posts: 17,299 Member
    Feeding tube/IV diet. You just load up the required amount of calories for the day and stop eating with your mouth entirely.

    Seriously, it wouldn't surprise me. :(

    Feeding tube dieting is already being done, though the tube is used to remove food from the stomach before it hits the intesines and can be absorbed. The IV diet is highly unlikely, given the rate of infection for central line feeds.
  • laserturkey
    laserturkey Posts: 1,680 Member
    The All "Pizza" Diet: the catch is you can only make the pizzas with a cauliflower crust.
  • Izanami66
    Izanami66 Posts: 181 Member
    Organ removal. Guaranteed weight loss. "I lost 15 pounds just by removing my spleen!!" :laugh:
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
    Hey, I'm one person you can study and use as ABSOLUTE PROOF. No others needed. Ow. =(

    As for my fad diet...I'm going to say the Green and Beige diet. You can only eat green and beige things or you'll get fat from toxins.

    Kale? Yes.

    Chicken? Yes.

    Cookie? Yes.

    Carrot? NO!!!!
  • moment_to_arise
    moment_to_arise Posts: 207 Member
    Feeding tube/IV diet. You just load up the required amount of calories for the day and stop eating with your mouth entirely.

    Seriously, it wouldn't surprise me. :(

    i actually saw this somewhere before... if you want to drop a large amount of weight in a short period of time (like before your wedding or something) you get a tube inserted in your nose down to your stomach and get your nutrients that way for like 2 weeks or something.

    found a link

    http://www.nytimes.com/2012/04/22/fashion/weddings/readers-respond-to-brides-losing-weight-for-weddings.html?_r=0

    people are DUMB

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