MY FL Are A Bunch of Creeps...Halp!!!

AZ_Gato
AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
edited February 8 in Chit-Chat
I'm looking for rational, fitness minded, non-bacon eating, non TMI playing, 0/10 Would Not Bang people. Please send friend invite. Oh and include a message telling me all about your Journey.
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  • _Krys10_
    _Krys10_ Posts: 1,234 Member
    well I'm out
  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
    haha.. out
  • _JPunky
    _JPunky Posts: 508 Member
    You lost me at rational.
  • _Tink_
    _Tink_ Posts: 3,845 Member
    Non-bacon eating? I'm out.
  • MuscleAndMascara
    MuscleAndMascara Posts: 1,260 Member
    Looks like you'll have to delete me then haha!
  • TX_Thundercat
    TX_Thundercat Posts: 2,437 Member
    *kitten*. I guess we weren't meant to be...
  • WeepingAngel81
    WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member
    Who needs to be on the FL when your pics are so easy to creep :wink:
  • dumb_blondes_rock
    dumb_blondes_rock Posts: 1,568 Member
    I would friend you, but I sexually harass everyone on my friends list, emphasis on "*kitten*".....
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,086 Member
    I'm looking for rational, fitness minded, non-bacon eating..............
    That's where you lost me.

    A.C.E. Certified Personal/Group FitnessTrainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    I'm looking for rational, fitness minded, non-bacon eating, non TMI playing, 0/10 Would Not Bang people. Please send friend invite. Oh and include a message telling me all about your Journey.

    Sounds exactly like me. We definitely would not bang. The other stuff I presume is negotiable, and I already have my essay on Journey saved to a flash drive with my junk pictures.
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    I am also looking for the Easter Bunny, Santa, Tooth Fairy, and my sex life.

    I don't believe they actually exist.
  • lseed87
    lseed87 Posts: 1,105 Member
    But what if i am a creep? :O Does turkey bacon count? Most of my FL are girls and i don't want to bang them.
  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
    But what if i am a creep? :O Does turkey bacon count? Most of my FL are girls and i don't want to bang them.

    Your profile about me says you are interested in LOOSING INCHES...in all caps. I think you'd be the perfect MFP'er for me.
  • ScottyNoHotty
    ScottyNoHotty Posts: 1,957 Member
    Can we be friends if i tell you all about my thigh gap??
  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
    I am also looking for the Easter Bunny, Santa, Tooth Fairy, and my sex life.

    I don't believe they actually exist.

    Perhaps Santa will knock out a tooth of yours while you discover your sex life with him and then the Tooth Fairy will make an appearance.
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    <---- I'm just chillin'
  • arghbowl
    arghbowl Posts: 1,179 Member
    Non bacon eating? Burn in hell.
  • Leather_N_Lace
    Leather_N_Lace Posts: 518 Member
    I am also looking for the Easter Bunny, Santa, Tooth Fairy, and my sex life.

    I don't believe they actually exist.

    HAHA!!! Me too:cry:

    If you are on my list, you will be flirted with.. I'm fitness minded... Think about sexercise all the time. :heart:
  • arghbowl
    arghbowl Posts: 1,179 Member
    I am also looking for the Easter Bunny, Santa, Tooth Fairy, and my sex life.

    I don't believe they actually exist.

    HAHA!!! Me too:cry:

    If you are on my list, you will be flirted with.. I'm fitness minded... Think about sexercise all the time. :heart:

    I'll sexercise the **** out of you
  • nelsoji
    nelsoji Posts: 79 Member
    I want exactly 100% of the people on my FL that can't be on OP's FL
  • Chieflrg
    Chieflrg Posts: 9,097 Member
    Sorry, my FL is full.
  • thatonegirlwiththestuff
    thatonegirlwiththestuff Posts: 1,171 Member
    Dafuq?! Fine. Just fine. Consider me gone.
  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
    Oh pttht.
  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
    I don't drive a Journey.
  • 2stepscloser
    2stepscloser Posts: 2,900 Member
    Does prancercise count as being fitness minded?
  • 1PatientBear
    1PatientBear Posts: 2,089 Member
    I'm looking for rational, fitness minded, non-bacon eating..............
    That's where you lost me.

    A.C.E. Certified Personal/Group FitnessTrainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition

    Ditto
  • arghbowl
    arghbowl Posts: 1,179 Member
    I don't drive a Journey.

    You *DO* drive my stick though. GIGGITY.
  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
    I don't drive a Journey.

    You *DO* drive my stick though. GIGGITY.

    It's guys like this clown that think this is a dating website that will be the undoing of MFP. Next think you know, he'll be wanting her KIK handle.
  • projectjamaica
    projectjamaica Posts: 30
    I think the average person thinks about sex and bacon all the time. Or is that just me?
  • dumb_blondes_rock
    dumb_blondes_rock Posts: 1,568 Member
    I would think about eating bacon while sexing, but my mind would be blown
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