MY FL Are A Bunch of Creeps...Halp!!!

IwearBatmanUndies

I think the average person thinks about sex and bacon all the time. Or is that just me?

when I make sex it smells like bacon , waitwut?

Leather_N_Lace

I am also looking for the Easter Bunny, Santa, Tooth Fairy, and my sex life.

I don't believe they actually exist.

HAHA!!! Me too

If you are on my list, you will be flirted with.. I'm fitness minded... Think about sexercise all the time.

I'll sexercise the **** out of you

Well hello there;) Pics for you!

b3st

^^^^^^ do you share....lol



Today is a sad day when you see this..lmao

yourlittleloretta

I'm looking for rational, fitness minded, non-bacon eating..............

That's where you lost me.

A.C.E. Certified Personal/Group FitnessTrainer
IDEA Fitness member
Kickboxing Certified Instructor
Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition

Ditto

Yep. Me too!

projectjamaica

I think the average person thinks about sex and bacon all the time. Or is that just me?

when I make sex it smells like bacon , waitwut?

When I make bacon, it smells like sex.

dumb_blondes_rock

I think the average person thinks about sex and bacon all the time. Or is that just me?

when I make sex it smells like bacon , waitwut?

You are supposed to eat pigs, not hump them

charliex2202

I am also looking for the Easter Bunny, Santa, Tooth Fairy, and my sex life.

I don't believe they actually exist.

pmsl this is awesome!!! :laugh:

Mia_RagazzaTosta

I don't drive a Journey.

You *DO* drive my stick though. GIGGITY.

It's guys like this clown that think this is a dating website that will be the undoing of MFP. Next think you know, he'll be wanting her KIK handle.

He has it. :bigsmile:


(notsrs)

AZ_Gato

I think the average person thinks about sex and bacon all the time. Or is that just me?

when I make sex it smells like bacon , waitwut?

You are supposed to eat pigs, not hump them

I can hear some faint pig squeals in the far off distance.

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dumb_blondes_rock

I think the average person thinks about sex and bacon all the time. Or is that just me?

when I make sex it smells like bacon , waitwut?

You are supposed to eat pigs, not hump them

I can hear some faint pig squeals in the far off distance.

That's just what happens when two men decide to take a boat trip down the river in the Appalachians and meet the locals......"now squeeeeeel like a pig!!!" *sounds of dueling banjos in the background*

TR0berts

Are the people on your FL women?

If so, PM me the creeps, so I can add them.

TIA

projectjamaica

I think the average person thinks about sex and bacon all the time. Or is that just me?

when I make sex it smells like bacon , waitwut?

You are supposed to eat pigs, not hump them

I can hear some faint pig squeals in the far off distance.

It's coming from your bedroom, boy!

AZ_Gato

I think the average person thinks about sex and bacon all the time. Or is that just me?

when I make sex it smells like bacon , waitwut?

You are supposed to eat pigs, not hump them

I can hear some faint pig squeals in the far off distance.

That's just what happens when two men decide to take a boat trip down the river in the Appalachians and meet the locals......"now squeeeeeel like a pig!!!" *sounds of dueling banjos in the background*

Well hell, I thought we were supposed to take sheep.

Me2FitMe

Eeek... Just way too restrictive... I'm not really sure you want any friends... LOL

MizTerry

I think the average person thinks about sex and bacon all the time. Or is that just me?

when I make sex it smells like bacon , waitwut?

You are supposed to eat pigs, not hump them

I can hear some faint pig squeals in the far off distance.

Banjos.

IwearBatmanUndies

I think the average person thinks about sex and bacon all the time. Or is that just me?

when I make sex it smells like bacon , waitwut?

You are supposed to eat pigs, not hump them

I can hear some faint pig squeals in the far off distance.

I hear squealing too, sometimes,,depends if its a rainy day and the bar had a rough crowd, then yes. Somebodies ham is bout to get candied.

projectjamaica

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^^^ hahahahah!

askeates

ya lost me at rational, non-bacon eating... :sad:

airdale8263

no response

in_the_stars

hunh...

VpinkLotus

No Bacon? No forum fun? So many rules to be your friend. What ever happened to unconditional love?

AZ_Gato

No Bacon? No forum fun? So many rules to be your friend. What ever happened to unconditional love?

Your name is V pink? Why yes...unconditional love.

Me2FitMe

No Bacon? No forum fun? So many rules to be your friend. What ever happened to unconditional love?

I agree...

charliex2202

harmless flirting is exactly that lol,

servilia

Well you're obviously religionist. Non bacon eating? Lol

AZ_Gato

Well you're obviously religionist. Non bacon eating? Lol

I've candied my share of hams. A man can change his ways.

Me2FitMe

I do like your profile quote... "A tu receta de hombre le faltaron huevos." Never heard it before... but interesting

IwearBatmanUndies

I do like your profile quote... "A tu receta de hombre le faltaron huevos." Never heard it before... but interesting

Because interstingly enough it makes a world of sense,



PS @ gato, I changed my ways too but when a crackhead smells crackkk,,, He whips out that pipe namsaiyannn

miss_jessiejane

I'm out. I hate Journey. And I love bacon.