MY FL Are A Bunch of Creeps...Halp!!!

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  • dumb_blondes_rock
    dumb_blondes_rock Posts: 1,568 Member
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    I think the average person thinks about sex and bacon all the time. Or is that just me?

    when I make sex it smells like bacon , waitwut?

    You are supposed to eat pigs, not hump them

    I can hear some faint pig squeals in the far off distance.

    That's just what happens when two men decide to take a boat trip down the river in the Appalachians and meet the locals......"now squeeeeeel like a pig!!!" *sounds of dueling banjos in the background*
  • TR0berts
    TR0berts Posts: 7,739 Member
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    Are the people on your FL women?

    If so, PM me the creeps, so I can add them.

    TIA
  • projectjamaica
    projectjamaica Posts: 30
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    I think the average person thinks about sex and bacon all the time. Or is that just me?

    when I make sex it smells like bacon , waitwut?

    You are supposed to eat pigs, not hump them

    I can hear some faint pig squeals in the far off distance.
    It's coming from your bedroom, boy!
  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
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    I think the average person thinks about sex and bacon all the time. Or is that just me?

    when I make sex it smells like bacon , waitwut?

    You are supposed to eat pigs, not hump them

    I can hear some faint pig squeals in the far off distance.

    That's just what happens when two men decide to take a boat trip down the river in the Appalachians and meet the locals......"now squeeeeeel like a pig!!!" *sounds of dueling banjos in the background*

    Well hell, I thought we were supposed to take sheep.
  • Me2FitMe
    Me2FitMe Posts: 1,284 Member
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    Eeek... Just way too restrictive... I'm not really sure you want any friends... LOL
  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
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    I think the average person thinks about sex and bacon all the time. Or is that just me?

    when I make sex it smells like bacon , waitwut?

    You are supposed to eat pigs, not hump them

    I can hear some faint pig squeals in the far off distance.

    Banjos.
  • IwearBatmanUndies
    IwearBatmanUndies Posts: 324
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    I think the average person thinks about sex and bacon all the time. Or is that just me?

    when I make sex it smells like bacon , waitwut?

    You are supposed to eat pigs, not hump them

    I can hear some faint pig squeals in the far off distance.

    I hear squealing too, sometimes,,depends if its a rainy day and the bar had a rough crowd, then yes. Somebodies ham is bout to get candied.
  • projectjamaica
    projectjamaica Posts: 30
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    ''Somebodies ham is bout to get candied.''
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    ^^^ hahahahah!
  • askeates
    askeates Posts: 1,490 Member
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    ya lost me at rational, non-bacon eating... :sad:
  • airdale8263
    airdale8263 Posts: 2,155 Member
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    no response
  • in_the_stars
    in_the_stars Posts: 1,395 Member
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    hunh...
  • VpinkLotus
    VpinkLotus Posts: 849 Member
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    No Bacon? No forum fun? So many rules to be your friend. What ever happened to unconditional love?
  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
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    No Bacon? No forum fun? So many rules to be your friend. What ever happened to unconditional love?

    Your name is V pink? Why yes...unconditional love.
  • Me2FitMe
    Me2FitMe Posts: 1,284 Member
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    No Bacon? No forum fun? So many rules to be your friend. What ever happened to unconditional love?


    I agree...
  • charliex2202
    charliex2202 Posts: 4,281 Member
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    harmless flirting is exactly that lol,
  • servilia
    servilia Posts: 3,452 Member
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    Well you're obviously religionist. Non bacon eating? Lol
  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
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    Well you're obviously religionist. Non bacon eating? Lol

    I've candied my share of hams. A man can change his ways.
  • Me2FitMe
    Me2FitMe Posts: 1,284 Member
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    I do like your profile quote... "A tu receta de hombre le faltaron huevos." Never heard it before... but interesting :)
  • IwearBatmanUndies
    IwearBatmanUndies Posts: 324
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    I do like your profile quote... "A tu receta de hombre le faltaron huevos." Never heard it before... but interesting :)

    Because interstingly enough it makes a world of sense,



    PS @ gato, I changed my ways too but when a crackhead smells crackkk,,, He whips out that pipe namsaiyannn
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
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    I'm out. I hate Journey. And I love bacon.

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