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  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
    Wait! Guys have harems on here!? I'm clearly doing it wrong

    I'll be part of your harem :-)



    Me, too!



    Wait, what?

    Nice kitty
  • Number_44
    Number_44 Posts: 97 Member
    So here is where you come in, I have a fantastic bunch of friends who motivate and inspire me every day to push harder and work to my absolute best but I am of the mind the more the merrier....

    Translation: Ive already done well so far but the friends that I have right now just arent good enough. I want moar.
    Also I post pics of my progress regularly as I'm proud to show off what I've achieved, this doesn't make me an attention skank or a husband stealer.

    Translation: If you meet my insane criteria for getting on my FL you may get to see inappropriate pics of me. Shhhh the mods will never know! *wink wink*

    Charlene :drinker:

    No translation needed
  • THECaptainObvious
    THECaptainObvious Posts: 399 Member
    My rule is no duck lips. Sorry.

    But ducks are fun! hahah
  • BlueAngelChar
    BlueAngelChar Posts: 1,364 Member
    As usual people have trolled and put their tuppence worth in to a simple post looking for new friends. The point of this post was to laugh and be tongue in cheek and yes that's a foreign concept to some people on this who have been offended. Well firstly you've chosen to be offended so that says more about you than me and secondly you give way too much power or care to a random internet person merely stating an OPINION and yes people we are all entitled to them and I certainly won't apologise for mine.


    Now for those wondering what the Spank the Yank competition is ( not creepy ) it's a fun exercise challenge with about 40 people taking part and I helped organised it. Starting in Jan and good fun so take a look, it's in the exercise forum.

    Again all non mental friends welcome :drinker:

    Take Care! Lol
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    As usual people have trolled and put their tuppence worth in to a simple post looking for new friends. The point of this post was to laugh and be tongue in cheek and yes that's a foreign concept to some people on this who have been offended. Well firstly you've chosen to be offended so that says more about you than me and secondly you give way too much power or care to a random internet person merely stating an OPINION and yes people we are all entitled to them and I certainly won't apologise for mine.


    Now for those wondering what the Spank the Yank competition is ( not creepy ) it's a fun exercise challenge with about 40 people taking part and I helped organised it. Starting in Jan and good fun so take a look, it's in the exercise forum.

    Again all non mental friends welcome :drinker:

    Take Care! Lol


    OP, you might want to have your sarasmometer calibrated.

    sarcasm20meter.jpg





    Edit: to correct spelling of admittedly made up word.
  • TR0berts
    TR0berts Posts: 7,739 Member
    And yet, it appears to still be misspelled.
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    And yet, it appears to still be misspelled.

    Nope, I'm standing behind that as the preferred spelling. Anyone who believes otherwise need not apply.
  • TR0berts
    TR0berts Posts: 7,739 Member
    And yet, it appears to still be misspelled.

    Nope, I'm standing behind that as the preferred spelling. Anyone who believes otherwise need not apply.


    Too many rules. I'm out.
  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
    Darlin, I think you're violating your own rule #4...
  • delicious_cocktail
    delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
    ugh. This is not very friendly.
  • LVCeltGirl
    LVCeltGirl Posts: 473
    Sent a friend request. Not easily offended. Although, tequila, well it's not offensive but I prefer Vodka!
  • firstsip
    firstsip Posts: 8,399 Member
    I find three of your four friend requirements offensive and divisive. Reported.

    If that offends you then you've got bigger problems than me! Get a life ! Perhaps you are one of these people with 3llbs to lose I've offended ! My bad!

    I was going back and forth on whether to friend you, but this reply let me know what a great sense of humor you have! FR sent!
  • BlueAngelChar
    BlueAngelChar Posts: 1,364 Member
    Darlin, I think you're violating your own rule #4...

    I'm not offended, lol I find it amusing that people get so twisted up by words on the internet. And chick if you were my friend I would have told you how amazing you look and well done on the loss but you choose to be offended by me. To me it's a fitness website and people like you who obviously work hard were exactly the kinda of friends I was after. But hey ho you win some lose some lol
  • Losing75byDecember
    Losing75byDecember Posts: 104 Member
    "Also I post pics of my progress regularly as I'm proud to show off what I've achieved, this doesn't make me an attention skank."

    Yeah, right, not much! You belong on the Chit-Chat board with all the other attention seekers. Lol! Definitely posting pics for comments and attention from the guys. What a laugh!!! Haha!
  • Losing75byDecember
    Losing75byDecember Posts: 104 Member
    in at the mention of "junk pics"

    Married?
  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
    Darlin, I think you're violating your own rule #4...

    I'm not offended, lol I find it amusing that people get so twisted up by words on the internet. And chick if you were my friend I would have told you how amazing you look and well done on the loss but you choose to be offended by me. To me it's a fitness website and people like you who obviously work hard were exactly the kinda of friends I was after. But hey ho you win some lose some lol

    Actually.. I am not offended by you in the least... and if you were one of my friends, you'd know that a) I have a lot of fun b) I put up with a lot of grief and do not take offense at it c) I love joking.

    I do recognize the power of words, and intonation, and used my response to point out, in humor, what your rule #2 actually said... and that is that you have no use for people like me. Your rules, in humor, painted you as being someone willing to alienate a bunch of people.

    The harem bit - I get that - I don't want body collectors (hehe) on my friends list, and don't typically accept men who show that they'd be looking for "ego" stroking. Or photo exchanges.

    The bluntness - again, I get that. I'm me. If you like me, great! if you don't, that's fine too - I won't cry if you feel you need to leave. (Though if I thought we were close, I might be sad and miss you). I respect that you want to be you, and you're giving people the freedom of taking it or losing it.

    But rule #2 - is a different beast in terms of what you are saying. Based on that rule, I'm not one of the ones you are after... I haven't lost much. I haven't got much to go. And if I struggle with feeling fat - well then I'm an attention seeker. What help could I possibly offer to anyone? (Rhetorical - I know I offer a lot of help and support).

    You are probably an awesome lady - as many of your current friends are attesting to. Your responses to any snark or joking that has come out, make you seem easily set off. I have a hunch you aren't like that.

    But if you use sarcasm laced wit in your OP, then expect sarcasm laced wit in reply... and laugh it off instead of replying with an f.u. attitude.

    my two cents...


    but then again, what do I have to offer :wink:
  • sassyjae21
    sassyjae21 Posts: 1,217 Member
    Darlin, I think you're violating your own rule #4...

    I'm not offended, lol I find it amusing that people get so twisted up by words on the internet. And chick if you were my friend I would have told you how amazing you look and well done on the loss but you choose to be offended by me. To me it's a fitness website and people like you who obviously work hard were exactly the kinda of friends I was after. But hey ho you win some lose some lol

    Actually.. I am not offended by you in the least... and if you were one of my friends, you'd know that a) I have a lot of fun b) I put up with a lot of grief and do not take offense at it c) I love joking.

    I do recognize the power of words, and intonation, and used my response to point out, in humor, what your rule #2 actually said... and that is that you have no use for people like me. Your rules, in humor, painted you as being someone willing to alienate a bunch of people.

    The harem bit - I get that - I don't want body collectors (hehe) on my friends list, and don't typically accept men who show that they'd be looking for "ego" stroking. Or photo exchanges.

    The bluntness - again, I get that. I'm me. If you like me, great! if you don't, that's fine too - I won't cry if you feel you need to leave. (Though if I thought we were close, I might be sad and miss you). I respect that you want to be you, and you're giving people the freedom of taking it or losing it.

    But rule #2 - is a different beast in terms of what you are saying. Based on that rule, I'm not one of the ones you are after... I haven't lost much. I haven't got much to go. And if I struggle with feeling fat - well then I'm an attention seeker. What help could I possibly offer to anyone? (Rhetorical - I know I offer a lot of help and support).

    You are probably an awesome lady - as many of your current friends are attesting to. Your responses to any snark or joking that has come out, make you seem easily set off. I have a hunch you aren't like that.

    But if you use sarcasm laced wit in your OP, then expect sarcasm laced wit in reply... and laugh it off instead of replying with an f.u. attitude.

    my two cents...


    but then again, what do I have to offer :wink:

    Off topic, but you look awesome!! I want to be like you one day :flowerforyou:
  • arcticfox04
    arcticfox04 Posts: 1,011 Member
    Too bad I live in a fantasy world while I work my foolish job and collect old video games =\
  • aliencheesecake
    aliencheesecake Posts: 569 Member
    I'm offended by Big Macs because that extra piece of bread in the middle just gets soggy and is a waste of calories that would be better spent on chocolate.

    Does that disqualify me?

    I just ask them to omit that piece of bread. I love me some Big Macs!!
  • Capt_Apollo
    Capt_Apollo Posts: 9,026 Member
    Darlin, I think you're violating your own rule #4...

    I'm not offended, lol I find it amusing that people get so twisted up by words on the internet. And chick if you were my friend I would have told you how amazing you look and well done on the loss but you choose to be offended by me. To me it's a fitness website and people like you who obviously work hard were exactly the kinda of friends I was after. But hey ho you win some lose some lol


    mirey doesn't even lift.
  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
    Darlin, I think you're violating your own rule #4...

    I'm not offended, lol I find it amusing that people get so twisted up by words on the internet. And chick if you were my friend I would have told you how amazing you look and well done on the loss but you choose to be offended by me. To me it's a fitness website and people like you who obviously work hard were exactly the kinda of friends I was after. But hey ho you win some lose some lol


    mirey doesn't even lift.

    wait... wut?

    but but but... I have 2lb purple dumbbells! THAT ISN'T HEAVY LIFTING???

    Guess I'll keep using them for my shadow boxing instead. :-P
  • QuietBloom
    QuietBloom Posts: 5,413 Member

    But if you use sarcasm laced wit in your OP, then expect sarcasm laced wit in reply... and laugh it off instead of replying with an f.u. attitude.

    my two cents...


    but then again, what do I have to offer :wink:

    +1 on f.u. attitude. :noway: She wouldn't have any use for me either, because I don't have much to lose, yet struggle just as much as anyone else does to lose those last few (admittedly) vanity pounds. :sad:
  • Capt_Apollo
    Capt_Apollo Posts: 9,026 Member
    Darlin, I think you're violating your own rule #4...

    I'm not offended, lol I find it amusing that people get so twisted up by words on the internet. And chick if you were my friend I would have told you how amazing you look and well done on the loss but you choose to be offended by me. To me it's a fitness website and people like you who obviously work hard were exactly the kinda of friends I was after. But hey ho you win some lose some lol


    mirey doesn't even lift.

    wait... wut?

    but but but... I have 2lb purple dumbbells! THAT ISN'T HEAVY LIFTING???

    Guess I'll keep using them for my shadow boxing instead. :-P

    lol, you box a shadow?? you know it doesn't hit back, right?
  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
    Darlin, I think you're violating your own rule #4...

    I'm not offended, lol I find it amusing that people get so twisted up by words on the internet. And chick if you were my friend I would have told you how amazing you look and well done on the loss but you choose to be offended by me. To me it's a fitness website and people like you who obviously work hard were exactly the kinda of friends I was after. But hey ho you win some lose some lol


    mirey doesn't even lift.

    wait... wut?

    but but but... I have 2lb purple dumbbells! THAT ISN'T HEAVY LIFTING???

    Guess I'll keep using them for my shadow boxing instead. :-P

    lol, you box a shadow?? you know it doesn't hit back, right?

    uh duh... why else would I box a shadow? :noway:
    get hit?
    That could hurt. ;)
  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
    in at the mention of "junk pics"

    Married?

    yes indeedy!
  • golfmonk
    golfmonk Posts: 119 Member
    When I say friends let me define what I mean:

    1 - no collectors who keep harem's of women on their list - you'll be deleted within the week
    2 - no attention seekers who want to lose 3 llbs because they are and I quote "fat"
    3 - no creepy men or women who feel the need to send me "junk" pictures and I say women because yes ladies someone did send me a pic of their horrific looking " puss" - Keep it in your pants! :sad:
    4 - nobody who gets offended by Big Macs, or swearing or directness or Tequila

    Interesting list! Mine is:

    1 - Food diary must be open.

    2 - No consistent under-eating everyday without a reason (WLS is a valid reason for example). Eating under for a day or so because of illness or one is not hungry is fine. I do this on occasion too.

    3 - Consistent logging (meaning if you are missing many days or not logging everything because you don't like to see red numbers, then I will remove you from my friends list)

    4 - Must have an World Chess Federation (FIDE) member rating of 2400 or higher!

    OK, the fourth one is not a requirement. lol ;-) Other than that, I don't really care that much on what a person eats as long as they are getting their calories in (and this includes eating some exercise calories back if there is a insane amount of exercise done that day).
  • JuliexAnne
    JuliexAnne Posts: 32
    I swear, I drink beer, and I love a double cheeseburger more than I should! I also curse when I see tickers with a 5 lbs weight loss goal. Shutup!
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