Balls!

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  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    I'm so glad I'm not a man
    Funbags will droop, too, you know.

    I'm flat-chested. :happy:
    Not according to your pics, unless those are water bras? Yes, I creeped. Guilty.
  • Trechechus
    Trechechus Posts: 2,819 Member
    I'm so glad I'm not a man
    Funbags will droop, too, you know.

    I'm flat-chested. :happy:
    Not according to your pics, unless those are water bras? Yes, I creeped. Guilty.

    Lol. 32A. No joke :)
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    I'm so glad I'm not a man
    Funbags will droop, too, you know.

    I'm flat-chested. :happy:
    Not according to your pics, unless those are water bras? Yes, I creeped. Guilty.

    Lol. 32A. No joke :)
    Okay, well, maybe you're just one of those lucky ones that gravity won't punish so hard, but skin will always lose elasticity with age :P
  • broox80
    broox80 Posts: 1,195 Member
    I have seen it first hand and may have some PTSD as a result. I was 21 working at the Holiday Inn front desk. A regular guest (60's) was standing at the counter yelling for help. I came around the corner and only saw him from the waist up. He had no shirt on which was not weird since we had a pool. He was yelling for a towel. I told him I didnt have one I would call housekeeping. I still didnt realize why he was so upset. Then he stepped back and the horror was revealed. He had gone to bed naked and started sleepwalking and woke up in the elevator without his key. Yipes!!!!
  • Pixt
    Pixt Posts: 95 Member
    I'm so glad I'm not a man
    Funbags will droop, too, you know.

    Not enough to go toilet diving ....

    Knock on wood.
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    I'm so glad I'm not a man
    Funbags will droop, too, you know.

    Not enough to go toilet diving ....

    Knock on wood.
    ......can't get that out of my head now, thanks!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • mccindy72
    mccindy72 Posts: 7,001 Member
    I have seen it first hand and may have some PTSD as a result. I was 21 working at the Holiday Inn front desk. A regular guest (60's) was standing at the counter yelling for help. I came around the corner and only saw him from the waist up. He had no shirt on which was not weird since we had a pool. He was yelling for a towel. I told him I didnt have one I would call housekeeping. I still didnt realize why he was so upset. Then he stepped back and the horror was revealed. He had gone to bed naked and started sleepwalking and woke up in the elevator without his key. Yipes!!!!

    I had a patient once who had enormously enlarged testicles. He would let them hang off the front of his chair (they made it more than halfway to the floor) and then pull aside his lap-blanket whenever a female came into the room. We were all overjoyed to have that experience, let me tell you. Think bocce balls in a hairy skin bag.
  • Whereismycoffee
    Whereismycoffee Posts: 130 Member
    Wow I needed a good laugh to day. The fun of gravity.
  • branflakes1980
    branflakes1980 Posts: 2,516 Member
    As if I wasn't laughing hard enough already!!
    Do your balls hang low? Do they wobble to and fro?
    Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?
    Can you throw 'em o'er your shoulder like a Continental soldier?
    Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: OMFG!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Trechechus
    Trechechus Posts: 2,819 Member
    I'm so glad I'm not a man
    Funbags will droop, too, you know.

    Not enough to go toilet diving ....

    Knock on wood.

    LOL
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
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    Well that was . . . educational?
  • NeonHeartz444
    NeonHeartz444 Posts: 227
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Wow.. Just wow.. You can always hold your balls when you do your business.. :laugh: :tongue:
  • Fullsterkur_woman
    Fullsterkur_woman Posts: 2,712 Member
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    Well that was . . . educational?
    Well, I got a Dean Winchester reaction gif out of it, so it was totally worth it IMO.
  • Matt24442
    Matt24442 Posts: 324
    Bawls
  • FatHuMan1
    FatHuMan1 Posts: 1,028 Member
    So, after I stopped laughing, it took me all of half a second to develop the answer... Cup your balls when you sit down; now you just have a valid excuse. :laugh: And I've never even had my own balls. Sheesh.

    Negatory my testically challenged friend. The act of pushing out a bowel movement also causes you to push on your bladder, so the choice is to either tuck or duck.
  • Fullsterkur_woman
    Fullsterkur_woman Posts: 2,712 Member
    So, after I stopped laughing, it took me all of half a second to develop the answer... Cup your balls when you sit down; now you just have a valid excuse. :laugh: And I've never even had my own balls. Sheesh.

    Negatory my testically challenged friend. The act of pushing out a bowel movement also causes you to push on your bladder, so the choice is to either tuck or duck.
    I confirmed it with my husband before I posted. Also, are you saying that you can't stop the flow of urine while you drop a deuce? I'm pretty sure you might need some medical intervention if so!
  • Fullsterkur_woman
    Fullsterkur_woman Posts: 2,712 Member
    So, after I stopped laughing, it took me all of half a second to develop the answer... Cup your balls when you sit down; now you just have a valid excuse. :laugh: And I've never even had my own balls. Sheesh.

    Negatory my testically challenged friend. The act of pushing out a bowel movement also causes you to push on your bladder, so the choice is to either tuck or duck.
    Also, if you have the sagging *kitten* problem, I'd think you'd be able to get the frank below the beans too. :laugh:
  • FatHuMan1
    FatHuMan1 Posts: 1,028 Member
    So, after I stopped laughing, it took me all of half a second to develop the answer... Cup your balls when you sit down; now you just have a valid excuse. :laugh: And I've never even had my own balls. Sheesh.

    Negatory my testically challenged friend. The act of pushing out a bowel movement also causes you to push on your bladder, so the choice is to either tuck or duck.
    I confirmed it with my husband before I posted. Also, are you saying that you can't stop the flow of urine while you drop a deuce? I'm pretty sure you might need some medical intervention if so!

    You can, but it's uncomfortable and completely inefficient. Also depending on your state of consciousness, it's like playing russian roulette with your super soaker. Play that game often enough and odds are you're going to end up wet.
  • Fullsterkur_woman
    Fullsterkur_woman Posts: 2,712 Member
    So, after I stopped laughing, it took me all of half a second to develop the answer... Cup your balls when you sit down; now you just have a valid excuse. :laugh: And I've never even had my own balls. Sheesh.

    Negatory my testically challenged friend. The act of pushing out a bowel movement also causes you to push on your bladder, so the choice is to either tuck or duck.
    I confirmed it with my husband before I posted. Also, are you saying that you can't stop the flow of urine while you drop a deuce? I'm pretty sure you might need some medical intervention if so!

    You can, but it's uncomfortable and completely inefficient. Also depending on your state of consciousness, it's like playing russian roulette with your super soaker. Play that game often enough and odds are you're going to end up wet.
    Now that makes sense! And it's also hilarious. I'm so glad you're my friend! :laugh:
  • reachmygoalia
    reachmygoalia Posts: 14
    i like balls ;)
  • DanIsACyclingFool
    DanIsACyclingFool Posts: 417 Member
    Tempted:

    http://www.zazzle.com/howd_you_get_the_beans_above_the_frank_t_shirts-235971025712712097
  • tammys_changing
    tammys_changing Posts: 657
    "Flash Back" The old man that always sits directly across from you at he public pool, legs spread open, and balls dangling out of the trunks. isn't that what they make the inside netting for?
  • makingamiracle
    makingamiracle Posts: 41 Member
    "Flash Back" The old man that always sits directly across from you at he public pool, legs spread open, and balls dangling out of the trunks. isn't that what they make the inside netting for?

    if the fish is too big, good luck keeping him in the net.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    I just want this on my feed, to educate my younger man friends. Operation Save the Balls in effect! I pray my funbags never sag that low.
  • tammys_changing
    tammys_changing Posts: 657
    Grab for a bigger net and if all else fails, club it a couple times. lol
  • FatHuMan1
    FatHuMan1 Posts: 1,028 Member
    ....
  • MickeS
    MickeS Posts: 108 Member
    Oh. Why did I go here:angry:
    I actually had to check my stuff... and no. Not yet. So when? How? Will I wake up tomorrow. Get out of bed and the boys still in bed?
    Crap! When the day comes I'm buying duct tape.
  • tammys_changing
    tammys_changing Posts: 657
    Oh. Why did I go here:angry:
    I actually had to check my stuff... and no. Not yet. So when? How? Will I wake up tomorrow. Get out of bed and the boys still in bed?
    Crap! When the day comes I'm buying duct tape.

    Bright side! You can get that in all colors now. They even sell cameo and florescents duct tape!
  • GohanJKA
    GohanJKA Posts: 66
    http://i.imgur.com/wAt4VhO.jpg
  • Rosplosion
    Rosplosion Posts: 739 Member
    Thank you OP for the laugh. And I'm sorry for the loss of your perky *kitten*.

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