Eating for your hair type

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  • Santasmincepie
    Santasmincepie Posts: 32
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    What the hell do bald people eat?

    I was wondering the same thing. This diet plan seems to discriminate against bald people

    I guess they can eat anything they want or nothing at all.
  • msf74
    msf74 Posts: 3,498 Member
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    Eating for my hair type?

    You mean fabulously? I do that already...
  • WuTanquerayClan
    WuTanquerayClan Posts: 132
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    *looks up* :cry:
  • LoveMyLife_NYC
    LoveMyLife_NYC Posts: 230 Member
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    IN for chocolate.

    ...but, who gets to eat the bacon? :ohwell:
  • catfive1
    catfive1 Posts: 529 Member
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    Natural ginger at birth now a dyed ginger.

    I may just let it go white so I can eat caviar and lobster.
  • _SABOTEUR_
    _SABOTEUR_ Posts: 6,833 Member
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    What if I dye my hair?
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    I'm bald. I feel like the kid that wasn't picked for any team. :(
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
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    Thank God! I thought the derp had reach critical mass already! Well played OP. *cleans spit coffee of of monitor*

    unfortunately the ongoing battle against forum derp isn't going well. We have suffered many casualties and still the derp-meisters keep on arriving in droves leaving derp trails like a million slugs and snails on a cold, damp October day in Britain.

    I read this in my Winston Churchill voice...
  • empressichel
    empressichel Posts: 730 Member
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    I'm in!
    My hair is past knee length!
    I get to eat all the FOODZ!
  • darkguardian419
    darkguardian419 Posts: 1,302 Member
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    So if I'm a natural brunette but an unnatural blonde, then what do I eat?

    :ohwell: :frown:

    chocolate and twinkies (fake yellow food)
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    At first I was skeptical... I thought... no way this diet could beat my current eating for my foot size diet. But then, I kept reading your post and discovered... there's science! How do I buy the unicorn pills? I would like a year's supply please!

    private message me your account number, sort code, address, all your secret information from your bank account, card number, PIN number and your online banking username and password, and I'll send you the unicorn pee and tail hair pills
    u ppl always forget mothers maiden name!
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    my brown hair's really long, that's why i eat ALL TEH CHOCOLATEZ.

    then sometimes my roots show, those are my once in awhile lobster days.

    then I'm bald somewhere, which allows me the stippers and cigars. Yay ME!

    ETA: sorry it was strippers not hookers.
    ETA2: thanks bald dude. I like the extra touch of cigars and strippers but is it okay if I don't eat them but consider them my cardio and strength training?
  • vagabondgoddess
    vagabondgoddess Posts: 38 Member
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    Hmm idk I don't really like the food under blonde lol
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    trading-places-santa.gif

    Maybe eating hair would be a better idea.
  • bellesouth18
    bellesouth18 Posts: 1,070 Member
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    What can people who wear wigs eat? And what about those with the hair transplant thingies stitched into their scalps?
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
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    At first I was skeptical... I thought... no way this diet could beat my current eating for my foot size diet. But then, I kept reading your post and discovered... there's science! How do I buy the unicorn pills? I would like a year's supply please!

    private message me your account number, sort code, address, all your secret information from your bank account, card number, PIN number and your online banking username and password, and I'll send you the unicorn pee and tail hair pills
    u ppl always forget mothers maiden name!

    mother's maiden name is subsumed under the category of "all your secret information" - these bank clerks are getting more sophisticated. Mother's maiden name alone isn't enough nowadays
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
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    I'm bald. I feel like the kid that wasn't picked for any team. :(

    bald people get to eat bourbon, cigars and strippers. cognac is okay if you prefer that to bourbon. see the previous replies for more details
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
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    What can people who wear wigs eat? And what about those with the hair transplant thingies stitched into their scalps?

    you get to eat all the ultra-processed packaged foods that the paleo dieters hate. and cognac , cigars and strippers because you're all bald at heart really.
  • Oliviamarie05
    Oliviamarie05 Posts: 528 Member
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    This is a thing?

    I don't want to live on this planet any more.
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
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    This is a thing?

    I don't want to live on this planet any more.

    There are exits on your left and right, just follow the special safety lighting. Don't forget your life jacket and take your heels off before you jump on the inflatable ramp/raft thing.

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