Looking for a detox/cleanse?

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  • Jruzer
    Jruzer Posts: 3,501 Member
    JaneSnowe wrote: »
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    Spike_G wrote: »
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  • kronin23
    kronin23 Posts: 59 Member
    Thanks and bump for my feed.
  • diannethegeek
    diannethegeek Posts: 14,776 Member
    Needs more bumps.
  • Geeky_and_Cheeky
    Geeky_and_Cheeky Posts: 493 Member
    Spike_G wrote: »
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    A bump with another psa. ;)

    Omg so this
  • queenliz99
    queenliz99 Posts: 15,317 Member
    bump
  • diannethegeek
    diannethegeek Posts: 14,776 Member
    Don't mind me. Just bumping things.

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  • queenliz99
    queenliz99 Posts: 15,317 Member
    Bump
  • snickerscharlie
    snickerscharlie Posts: 8,578 Member
    Methinks this will require some major bumpage come January. ;)
  • malibu927
    malibu927 Posts: 17,562 Member
    Methinks this will require some major bumpage come January. ;)

    Maybe even December 26th
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  • MelanieCN77
    MelanieCN77 Posts: 4,047 Member
    I wonder if a lot of the yearning for the fresh start a "cleanse" might claim to provide is more of a mental reset that a person is looking for. Some kind of divider between the past and the future, their habits, themselves.
  • cerise_noir
    cerise_noir Posts: 5,468 Member
    Spike_G wrote: »
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    A bump with another psa. ;)

    Bumping with this.
  • snickerscharlie
    snickerscharlie Posts: 8,578 Member
    edited December 2016
    double-post.
  • snickerscharlie
    snickerscharlie Posts: 8,578 Member
    edited December 2016
    Noel_57 wrote: »
    Hey I have these bumps on the back of my thighs. Would a cleanse help?

    Try an apple cider vinegar scrub. ;)

    ETA: I'm not serious, btw, just in case anyone thought to actually try this. :)
  • Alyssa_Is_LosingIt
    Alyssa_Is_LosingIt Posts: 4,696 Member
    edited December 2016
    I wonder if a lot of the yearning for the fresh start a "cleanse" might claim to provide is more of a mental reset that a person is looking for. Some kind of divider between the past and the future, their habits, themselves.

    The best "mental reset", IMHO, is learning that you have all if the power over your weight and health, and not some stupid "detox" (or pill, or shake, etc.)

    Which is why I will continue to advise against detoxes and cleanses and do my part to ensure this thread is visible come January.
  • MelanieCN77
    MelanieCN77 Posts: 4,047 Member
    January is going to be dark days indeed.
  • diannethegeek
    diannethegeek Posts: 14,776 Member
    January is going to be dark days indeed.

    It starts in mid-December and continues on through about late January. Then round two in late February/March for spring breakers. Then March through August brings the summer vacation/summer wedding crowd. It's always worth keeping the useful stickies bumped throughout the year.
  • Cylphin60
    Cylphin60 Posts: 863 Member
    I remember my trainer back in my "drink a gallon of whiskey a day" days telling me to "detox" with lots of water and fruit/veggies. I was pretty toxic those days lol, but her mantra was always "your body will take care of it. just fuel it properly.

    Man, they sure have come out with lots of new "products" these past 37 years lol.

    Oh - *bump* :)
  • joans1976
    joans1976 Posts: 2,201 Member
    January is going to be dark days indeed.

    ^ I was wondering if January gets loaded up with a lot of woo posts or challenges. I've only been here since April and read the forums. I am just barely beginning to figure out my own body's patterns and needs so rarely post. I've lost 50 pounds with simple CICO and have not done any cleanses or taken any pills or cut out one specific food group and I'm STILL confused! It's been 8 months and I hardly know what's happening but what I'm doing is working and I'm not hungry.

    So, In January the forums get a little tough to read, eh? Well, I guess we were all new to this once, right?
  • Cylphin60
    Cylphin60 Posts: 863 Member
    joans1976 wrote: »
    January is going to be dark days indeed.

    ^ I was wondering if January gets loaded up with a lot of woo posts or challenges. I've only been here since April and read the forums. I am just barely beginning to figure out my own body's patterns and needs so rarely post. I've lost 50 pounds with simple CICO and have not done any cleanses or taken any pills or cut out one specific food group and I'm STILL confused! It's been 8 months and I hardly know what's happening but what I'm doing is working and I'm not hungry.

    So, In January the forums get a little tough to read, eh? Well, I guess we were all new to this once, right?

    You're not as confused as you think you are :)
  • joans1976
    joans1976 Posts: 2,201 Member
    Thank you @Cylphin60
  • Sued0nim
    Sued0nim Posts: 17,456 Member
    joans1976 wrote: »
    January is going to be dark days indeed.

    ^ I was wondering if January gets loaded up with a lot of woo posts or challenges. I've only been here since April and read the forums. I am just barely beginning to figure out my own body's patterns and needs so rarely post. I've lost 50 pounds with simple CICO and have not done any cleanses or taken any pills or cut out one specific food group and I'm STILL confused! It's been 8 months and I hardly know what's happening but what I'm doing is working and I'm not hungry.

    So, In January the forums get a little tough to read, eh? Well, I guess we were all new to this once, right?

    Nah it's like normal, but with more people who are flash in the pans, a rare few stick around.

    You know what to do and you're doing it. Where's your confusion? You're eating fewer calories than you burn...you're losing weight at a good rate. You've got this

    Everything else people post about is simply window dressing

    It is just CICO

    And trust me, the forums aren't quite as irritating as New Year Resolutioners getting in your way at the gym :)
  • joans1976
    joans1976 Posts: 2,201 Member
    Sued0nim wrote: »
    joans1976 wrote: »
    January is going to be dark days indeed.

    ^ I was wondering if January gets loaded up with a lot of woo posts or challenges. I've only been here since April and read the forums. I am just barely beginning to figure out my own body's patterns and needs so rarely post. I've lost 50 pounds with simple CICO and have not done any cleanses or taken any pills or cut out one specific food group and I'm STILL confused! It's been 8 months and I hardly know what's happening but what I'm doing is working and I'm not hungry.

    So, In January the forums get a little tough to read, eh? Well, I guess we were all new to this once, right?

    Nah it's like normal, but with more people who are flash in the pans, a rare few stick around.

    You know what to do and you're doing it. Where's your confusion? You're eating fewer calories than you burn...you're losing weight at a good rate. You've got this

    Everything else people post about is simply window dressing

    It is just CICO

    And trust me, the forums aren't quite as irritating as New Year Resolutioners getting in your way at the gym :)

    Thanks! If I spend too much time on the forums (reading) I get all anxious about micros and macros and exercise and step tracking and and and...sometimes I have to force myself to take a step back and breathe. And remember this is working. (Took me 2 months to understand why my rate of loss was slowing.)
    Very much so a learning process!
  • snickerscharlie
    snickerscharlie Posts: 8,578 Member
    joans1976 wrote: »
    Sued0nim wrote: »
    joans1976 wrote: »
    January is going to be dark days indeed.

    ^ I was wondering if January gets loaded up with a lot of woo posts or challenges. I've only been here since April and read the forums. I am just barely beginning to figure out my own body's patterns and needs so rarely post. I've lost 50 pounds with simple CICO and have not done any cleanses or taken any pills or cut out one specific food group and I'm STILL confused! It's been 8 months and I hardly know what's happening but what I'm doing is working and I'm not hungry.

    So, In January the forums get a little tough to read, eh? Well, I guess we were all new to this once, right?

    Nah it's like normal, but with more people who are flash in the pans, a rare few stick around.

    You know what to do and you're doing it. Where's your confusion? You're eating fewer calories than you burn...you're losing weight at a good rate. You've got this

    Everything else people post about is simply window dressing

    It is just CICO

    And trust me, the forums aren't quite as irritating as New Year Resolutioners getting in your way at the gym :)

    Thanks! If I spend too much time on the forums (reading) I get all anxious about micros and macros and exercise and step tracking and and and...sometimes I have to force myself to take a step back and breathe. And remember this is working. (Took me 2 months to understand why my rate of loss was slowing.)
    Very much so a learning process!

    The sheer amount of information(both good *and* bad) that you can garner on these forums can definitely be overwhelming. A lot of the posts and threads I find tend to major in the minors, getting into outlier territory that applies to a very few, if any.

    But once you figure out (like you have done) that CICO is at the heart of *all* weight loss - regardless of the vehicle used to achieve that calorie deficit - it becomes progressively easier to filter out the noise and spot the derp and woo. :)

    Congrats for figuring it out! <3
  • Cylphin60
    Cylphin60 Posts: 863 Member
    Sued0nim wrote: »
    joans1976 wrote: »
    January is going to be dark days indeed.

    ^ I was wondering if January gets loaded up with a lot of woo posts or challenges. I've only been here since April and read the forums. I am just barely beginning to figure out my own body's patterns and needs so rarely post. I've lost 50 pounds with simple CICO and have not done any cleanses or taken any pills or cut out one specific food group and I'm STILL confused! It's been 8 months and I hardly know what's happening but what I'm doing is working and I'm not hungry.

    So, In January the forums get a little tough to read, eh? Well, I guess we were all new to this once, right?

    Nah it's like normal, but with more people who are flash in the pans, a rare few stick around.

    You know what to do and you're doing it. Where's your confusion? You're eating fewer calories than you burn...you're losing weight at a good rate. You've got this

    Everything else people post about is simply window dressing

    It is just CICO

    And trust me, the forums aren't quite as irritating as New Year Resolutioners getting in your way at the gym :)

    Home gym for the win. :)

    @joans1976 - Sued0nim covered everything nicely, but I wanted to share that I went through a period where, even though everything was working just as the regulars said it would, I was losing weight, toning up, I still drove myself crazy looking for answers I didn't need.

    Today - Keep it simple. As has been said, CICO first and foremost. If anything crops up along the way, just ask. I don't know a fraction of what the regulars here do, but I know how to follow simple instructions and suggestions. You do too. You're proving it now. :) Stay with it and don't let anything derail you.
  • joans1976
    joans1976 Posts: 2,201 Member
    @Cylphin60, @Sued0nim & @snickerscharlie
    THANK YOU! Your kind (and patient) words mean so much. It's all so true. I got this.

    I think. ;)
  • k80flec
    k80flec Posts: 1,623 Member
    SideSteel wrote: »
    Hey MFPers.

    With the rapid increase of new users there are many posts coming up asking for detox recommendations. I figured this would be a good time to provide some links explaining why you generally don't need to detox or cleanse.

    Your body is readily equipped to handle toxins and in the event it cannot, you're in far greater need of medical attention than you are of any particular beverage or liquid diet.

    For purposes of weight loss, you're essentially choosing to replace food with liquid calories (depending on the cleanse, but most fall under this category) resulting in what usually amounts to a VLCD. This isn't typically a good idea for a variety of reasons (mood, hunger signaling, skeletal muscle maintenance, performance) and moreover it represents yet another short-cut attempt rather than establishing proper habits.

    The intent of my post isn't to insult anyone who comes here with the misinformed belief that they should detox/cleanse. The purpose is to provide information to hopefully save someone the wasted time, money, and potential ill health effects, not to mention the likely weight regain.

    Please read the following links:


    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/821828-detoxes-and-cleanses
    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/927327-cleanse-why-you-are-lucky-they-don-t-work
    http://www.burnthefatinnercircle.com/members/colon-cleansing-scam.cfm
    http://www.biolayne.com/nutrition/detox-diet-scams-and-product-scams-get-called-out-by-real-scientists/
    http://www.sciencebasedmedicine.org/fashionable-toxins/
    http://www.sciencebasedmedicine.org/toxins-the-new-evil-humours/
    http://theness.com/neurologicablog/index.php/the-detox-scam/
    http://sciencebasedpharmacy.wordpress.com/2013/01/04/the-detox-delusion/

    As you state so well, the body is efficiently equipped to handle the majority of toxins thrown at it - those it can't require medical attention.... just a thought
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