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  • cerise_noir
    cerise_noir Posts: 5,468 Member
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    AnvilHead wrote: »
    cerise_noir wrote: »
    Bump. Post Thanksgiving....
    Psychgrrl wrote: »
    cerise_noir wrote: »
    TheBeachgod wrote: »
    Hi. I'm addicted to sugar and want to do the Dr. Oz 8 month green smoothie detox. Who's with me?
    I'm there, with green coffee beans and all!


    Don't forget the raspberry ketones! :wink:
    Oh damn. Instant Dr Oz diet FAIL!!
    Whatever shall I do now?

    There, there....just drink some slim tea and take a couple garcinia cambogia pills, you'll be fine. Dr. Fraud is watching over you.
    I feel SO much better now.
    I'm off to boost my metabolism with peppers and green tea in preparation...

  • diannethegeek
    diannethegeek Posts: 14,776 Member
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    Felt like this could use a boost today.
  • Spike_G
    Spike_G Posts: 149 Member
    edited December 2015
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    Not seen this for a few days so have a bump.

    Edit. Also I found my (least) favourite MLM scammer is now selling a magic formula detox that burns fat as I sleep. Wow...
  • snickerscharlie
    snickerscharlie Posts: 8,578 Member
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    But dem sleep lossez, doh! What could possibly be better than losing weight while you sleep? ;)
  • queenliz99
    queenliz99 Posts: 15,317 Member
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  • senecarr
    senecarr Posts: 5,377 Member
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    snickerscharlie wrote: »
    But dem sleep lossez, doh! What could possibly be better than losing weight while you sleep? ;)

    Well, technically, if you're not losing weight while sleeping, something has gone horribly wrong. It is the other 16-20 hours I find I need to manage. :p
  • Spike_G
    Spike_G Posts: 149 Member
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    senecarr wrote: »
    snickerscharlie wrote: »
    But dem sleep lossez, doh! What could possibly be better than losing weight while you sleep? ;)

    Well, technically, if you're not losing weight while sleeping, something has gone horribly wrong. It is the other 16-20 hours I find I need to manage. :p

    A bit like when I gave up cigarettes many years ago. I could give them up for 8 hours a day no problem. Then I woke up...
  • Spike_G
    Spike_G Posts: 149 Member
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    Not been bumped for a fortnight so a pre Christmas TTT.
  • cindytw
    cindytw Posts: 1,027 Member
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    Oh HEELL NO!! What I consider a "cleanse" is a super strict version of my diet...so right now it would be a Whole 30 because I am Paleo. I have tried others for 5 minutes, but NO.
  • AnvilHead
    AnvilHead Posts: 18,344 Member
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    Bump. Also, I don't know if it's been posted here before, but here's a great article from Science Based Medicine about cleanses/detoxes: https://sciencebasedmedicine.org/the-detox-scam-how-to-spot-it-and-how-to-avoid-it/
  • k80flec
    k80flec Posts: 1,623 Member
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    PikaKnight wrote: »

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    This is what they're all about!
  • zoeysasha37
    zoeysasha37 Posts: 7,089 Member
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    Bump
  • Carlos_421
    Carlos_421 Posts: 5,132 Member
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    thorsmom01 wrote: »
    Bump

    ditto
  • soapsandropes
    soapsandropes Posts: 269 Member
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    Have a feeling this is going to be needed a lot within the next few days
  • Wiseandcurious
    Wiseandcurious Posts: 730 Member
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    soapsandropes wrote: »
    Have a feeling this is going to be needed a lot within the next few days

  • Carlos_421
    Carlos_421 Posts: 5,132 Member
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    Bump for las resolutioners
  • Therealobi1
    Therealobi1 Posts: 3,261 Member
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    time for a bump
  • blankiefinder
    blankiefinder Posts: 3,599 Member
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    bumpity bump bump bump
  • Spike_G
    Spike_G Posts: 149 Member
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    Not seen this in a while. To the top it goes.

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