Insult me.

Sinisterly

When you go to the dentist they ask you to close your mouth a bit tighter to mask the odor.

Monster008

The Christmas ugly sweater contest is over, you can take yours off

2bePhantasticallyfit

You are terrible at taking selfies...can't even include your face

khara2012

Darn it! My replies are taking too long! Stupid computer!! You're stupid, too!

Wait, that went too far. I don't know if you're stupid or not. Sorry. You're dirty!!

stonel94

ugly facial expression, look over botoxed

@phantastic

wheird

You are a giant slore.

walleyclan1

You probably have bad gas

Sinisterly

Your clothes are so smelly the salvation army just burnt your donation bags in a landfill.

khara2012

You need a make-over!

PikaKnight

@khara - Learn to wear a hat

wheird

You need a face-over.

Sinisterly

The pope refused to spray his holy water on you for fears that he'd catch what you had.

joe_madre

(dangit again Sam!)

Brown on brown. 'nuff said.

serialifter

you have a small horn

PikaKnight

@Unicorn - Your horn is small

ninerbuff

That tail bone growing out of your head really means your face is your butt.

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khara2012

You're probably not very tasty!

Sinisterly

People give you money to go away.

PikaKnight

@Unicorn - My horn is better than your's

khara2012

Some people make others smile by entering a room. You make others smile by leaving it!!