Insult me.

mammamaurer

So.... what's the going rate, Bag of m&M's and a nickel still?

walleyclan1

Unicorns aren't real!

CourtDines1

we arent in candice.

karl39x

I'd slap you but that would be animal abuse.

Sinisterly

Miley Cyrus ain't got nothing on you.

walleyclan1

Your eyes are whiter than what's spilling down your throat

Sinisterly

Thinks eyes eat.

karl39x

If you want a good comeback go wipe it off your mother's face.

walleyclan1

Eats with every opening

walleyclan1

If you want a good comeback go wipe it off your mother's face.

Omg just woke the dog laughing at that one

karl39x

Your dog sound more exciting than you.

Sinisterly

Likes dogs on a whole new level of creepy.

icame2win60

your horn is ugly.

karl39x

Spreading lies? At least you're spreading something besides your legs.

Monster008

Your a cartoon... grow up.

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walleyclan1

Is this your girlfriend?

slimjenny21

do you have a pelvic deformation that affects your stance?

Monster008

Girl Guides is over, call your mother to pick you up.

_errata_

Girl Guides is over, call your mother to pick you up.

You are a shockingly uncouth trollop and a disgusting, acidly acrimonious oblivious oaf of obtusive otiosity.

Monster008

Thanks, I also thought I hit it out of the park with that one.

_errata_

Thanks, I also thought I hit it out of the park with that one.

cakebatter07

You think your profile picture makes you cool, but it doesn't.

_errata_

You think your profile picture makes you cool, but it doesn't.

It issues from the rancour of a villain, a recreant and most degenerate traitor.

ninerbuff

In real life, your glasses are so thick you can see people waving at you when you read a map.

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Sinisterly

You smell so badly, when you go into your car it refuses to start, just to get you to get out to check the engine.

jasonr1009

yo momma dressed you funny as a child

cakebatter07

You think your profile picture makes you cool, but it doesn't.

It issues from the rancour of a villain, a recreant and most degenerate traitor.

Nice quote from Shakespeare. Too bad you couldn't come up with your own.

@Ctn What's with the face? Did you see yourself in the mirror?

serialifter

your not so hot

jasonr1009

you're never gonna fix up your room, and you're never gonna score