Insult me.

mammamaurer

So.... what's the going rate, Bag of m&M's and a nickel still?

walleyclan1

Unicorns aren't real!

CourtDines1

we arent in candice.

karl39x

I'd slap you but that would be animal abuse.

Sinisterly

Miley Cyrus ain't got nothing on you.

walleyclan1

Your eyes are whiter than what's spilling down your throat

Sinisterly

Thinks eyes eat.

karl39x

If you want a good comeback go wipe it off your mother's face.

walleyclan1

Eats with every opening

walleyclan1

If you want a good comeback go wipe it off your mother's face.

Omg just woke the dog laughing at that one

karl39x

Your dog sound more exciting than you.

Sinisterly

Likes dogs on a whole new level of creepy.

icame2win60

your horn is ugly.

karl39x

Spreading lies? At least you're spreading something besides your legs.

Monster008

Your a cartoon... grow up.

walleyclan1

Is this your girlfriend?

slimjenny21

do you have a pelvic deformation that affects your stance?

Monster008

Girl Guides is over, call your mother to pick you up.

_errata_

Girl Guides is over, call your mother to pick you up.

You are a shockingly uncouth trollop and a disgusting, acidly acrimonious oblivious oaf of obtusive otiosity.