Why did you dump the person above you?

tnsumner · January 2014

Bc she tried to feed me weird veggies in my sleep.

Granville_Cocteau · January 2014

She pushed me off a cliff, then took a photo at the summit.

V0lver · January 2014

he died

victal · January 2014

he's a fake

Frankie_Felinius · January 2014

I wasn't in to blondes.

michelefrench · January 2014

Our hair clashed..

victal · January 2014

He wanted me to dress up like an ewok in bed

michelefrench · January 2014

She had a better tan than me..

devilday1805 · January 2014

I could not keep up and had a heart attack trying..

SF2514 · January 2014

He didn't like my cooking

HunterKiller_deleted · January 2014

Thought everything was always black and white

MissSaturday · January 2014

he didn't know the right place ahuaha

serialifter · January 2014

She just liked me for my body

charliex2202 · January 2014

he wouldn't take his hate off in bed

serialifter · January 2014

Bu that hat makes me look good

;p

sophayz · January 2014

the only thing he lift is his phone to take selfies

kellehbeans · January 2014

Because I am jealous of the beautiful colour hair

ronmonkey · January 2014

She thought the moon was made of cheese

stat1124 · January 2014

He heard Garth Brooks when he sang...I heard William Hung (Google it)

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