Why did you dump the person above you?

devilday1805

the hot to not ratio was not in my favor

Making_changes7

Too short to get into his truck. :P

ronmonkey

Far, far too sweet and innocent

victal

Had a picture coming outta the top of his head

Groovyca2022

She likes to fight with little kids...

aidy_ball

kept smacking me for eating the bacon

Groovyca2022

kept smacking me for eating the bacon

Greedy b@stard..would even take it off MY plate. wtf!

vanillacoffee

She always looked better than me on dates & I got jealous

SweetTrouble_

She was always bringing home her boyfriends.

ronmonkey

Didn't like the trouble she was getting me into

charliex2202

wasn't a fan of selfies lol

COTrainer

Wouldn't log off the mfp forums

littlebutlean

Refused to change his mfp profile pic

starlaca

he killed me with his hotness

Building_Bulk

She said I stole her bike

starlaca

He wouldn't admit he stole my bike

Building_Bulk

Fine but you weren't using it.

xRay85Rayx

Didnt like his workout playlist!

CatFrogPanda

bicycle by queen seems like a good start to a playlist to me

COTrainer

Wouldn't share her Spider-Man underoos

AshleyM71

Wouldn't take his boots off in bed

livingfortheone

Says the difference between gerbils and hamsters is that hamsters have more white meat.
which grosses me out since I realized both my hamsters are missing.

MrsPong

Was never sure of the things he said.... lol

Fiery_Vixen

Her work kept her so busy I never got to spend any real time with her :frown:

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livingfortheone

she superglued my shoes to the engine of my car

RaspberryKeytoneBoondoggle

He kept eating pizza and sabotaged my weight loss.

livingfortheone

She kept telling me that I was beautiful and a good boy, until I realized she was talking to the dog.

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RaspberryKeytoneBoondoggle

He refused to learn how to knit.