Why did you dump the person above you?

resistance_freak

she didn't like my hat rack

Willbenchforcupcakes

He only was a booty call

littlebutlean

Cause dude was curling with 15's.. I mean, honestly !

Willbenchforcupcakes

Called me a dude

littlebutlean

Cause I always thought she was a dude but then I found out he had ovaries ... Whoops!

Inner_Goddess

He wouldn't help me work my abs

Dewymorning

She was always stepping all over me.

Willbenchforcupcakes

Looked to yummy to eat

1PatientBear

Because...ummm...because....what was the question again?? Sorry....got a little distracted....

Inner_Goddess

I was always told not to feed the bear

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Groovyca2022

He doesn't love my legs

bigbarnold

She only loved me for my legs.

AJinBirmingham

He has THREE of his exes stalking him. One, I could have dealt with, but three? Too much.

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RobinAlexader

Because we've tried this a few times already and its just not working out. It's me, not you. I hope we can still be friends...

Sinisterly

We found out we were related.

Fiery_Vixen

Our personalities completely clashed

Building_Bulk

She wouldn't look me in the eyes.

starlaca

he stole my bike

avemaryama

She smelled like the sun, I couldn't stand the possibility of her glare.

Building_Bulk

Doesn't like the sun.

Groovyca2022

He wouldn't let me eat in bed.....lol

avemaryama

too many crumbs in bed

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

She ate all my candies.

ItsMeGee3

For covering his face!

Building_Bulk

Kept knitting me sweaters and made me wear them... During the summer!

MissSaturday

he didn't have experience!!

AJinBirmingham

She took that stuffed animal EVERYWHERE. I felt like we were never alone . . .

Sinisterly

She found out I wasn't a dude, so I bailed.