Why did you dump the person above you?

curvygirl77 · January 2014

Because I wanted to date her brother

jessicalynne25 · January 2014

she was too rough with me

Sinisterly · January 2014

Her husband walked in on us.

YesIAm17 · January 2014

I found out she was my sister

resistance_freak · January 2014

Because he lied about his age

Sinisterly · January 2014

He couldn't RESIST my twinkie stash!

Inner_Goddess · January 2014

Her lips are sexier than mine!

aafoo · January 2014

Because she didn't shared her cowboy hat with me

Sinisterly · January 2014

His ghetto blaster went missing!!!! :noway:

aafoo · January 2014

Because she use to give that expression everytime I tried to eat a burger :P

Groovyca2022 · January 2014

He tried to steal the BACON out of my burger...:noway:

Lovely_77 · January 2014

would eat bacon burgers in front of me knowing it wasn't my cheat day

aafoo · January 2014

Because she was trying to eat rubber pieces as BACON

:P

Groovyca2022 · January 2014

because he's a bit slow...lol..

fitandskinnygal · January 2014

SHE did yoga every morning without me

GREEKSTATUE · January 2014

She was to pretty for me

aafoo · January 2014

@groovy - some things are enjoyed slowly :P

Because she was doing yoga while driving

Groovyca2022 · January 2014

Said he loves doing yoga but all he does is watch...

Crumpet_Girl · January 2014

she used all my perfume as foot spray...

Sinisterly · January 2014

I needed a downgrade, too extreeeeme.

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