Why did you dump the person above you?

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  • monkeywizard
    monkeywizard Posts: 222 Member
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    in hindsight it was a mistake baby, It won't happen again :wink:
  • JefferyArnold
    JefferyArnold Posts: 1,479 Member
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    His kid just didn't get along with my kids, and well, my girls always come first. :)

    Oh, and his striped shirt is nicer looking than mine.
  • victal
    victal Posts: 1,375 Member
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    His bike is alot faster than mine!!
  • healthybodyhealthylife
    healthybodyhealthylife Posts: 189 Member
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    I only saw him in black and white
  • avalonms
    avalonms Posts: 2,468 Member
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    I only saw him in black and white
    Listens to that song "Say Something" incessantly.
  • RudeX
    RudeX Posts: 80
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    He played with his cello more than he played with me
  • healthybodyhealthylife
    healthybodyhealthylife Posts: 189 Member
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    her desire to be a dominatrix was too much for me
  • Fit2Strip
    Fit2Strip Posts: 280 Member
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    Despite her being a submissive, she never let me play doctor.
  • in_the_stars
    in_the_stars Posts: 1,395 Member
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    Liar! I can diagnose you easier than you can me!
  • katielshelby
    katielshelby Posts: 137 Member
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    I realized that her legs were better than mine...I can't wake up to something like that every morning and not hate myself! ;)
  • in_the_stars
    in_the_stars Posts: 1,395 Member
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    Because he won't go to the beach with me until August.
  • Lovely_77
    Lovely_77 Posts: 1,116 Member
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    I found out she was only dating me because she lost a bet :-(
  • tomwatso
    tomwatso Posts: 1,304 Member
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    I was her 3rd choice after getting dumped.
  • victal
    victal Posts: 1,375 Member
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    I don't like Martin Clunes
  • HappyRunner34
    HappyRunner34 Posts: 394 Member
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    Because I'm far too old
  • charliex2202
    charliex2202 Posts: 4,281 Member
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    wouldnt take his shirt off lol
  • Lovely_77
    Lovely_77 Posts: 1,116 Member
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    Hes a nudist that suit is photoshopped
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    Knew I was too short to reach the twinkie, so they tied it to a fishing pole and make me jump for it :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad:
  • Lovely_77
    Lovely_77 Posts: 1,116 Member
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    Didn't understand it was for her own good. She already hit her calories for the day she wants a twinkie she gotta burn some before she consumes some haha

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