Why did you dump the person above you?

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tlatrice13

It wouldn't have been so bad if he would have ONCE honored my request to play Stevie Wonder's I Was Made To Love Her. Just once!!! But nooooooooo....

starlaca

She was prettier than me. Nothing worse than dating someone prettier than you.

EllenKay63

Ditto

DjinnMarie

She drove too fast

starlaca

I was jealous of her guns.

tlatrice13

She didn't realize just how beautiful she was and I couldn't convince her otherwise. :-(

COTrainer

Forgot my birthday

Sinisterly

Took my twinkie and filled it with grape jelly. I cried when I ate it.. That was a shock!!!

elkahallick

She Kept flashing my dad

BreatheAshley

You are too good for me.

brewji

Kept yelling at me "NOT ON MY GLASSES, DAMMIT"

BreatheAshley

Kept yelling at me "NOT ON MY GLASSES, DAMMIT"

Oh my god, I died laughing.

AJinBirmingham

Calculated my BMI -vs- his during foreplay

brewji

Kept yelling at me "NOT ON MY GLASSES, DAMMIT"

Oh my god, I died laughing.

Now you're just ASKING for CPR.

You're lucky I have EMR training...

@AJ -- Because you kept winning at it

littlebutlean

Cause hes a dude

SweetTrouble_

He ate all my cheesecake

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

Too much trouble though sweet.

DjinnMarie

I didn't. He said he was going on a beer run and didn't come back.

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

She ate all my bacon.

beerey05

Because she was always sitting around waiting for this supposed boyfriend coming with beer?

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Pinkee33

Spent more time with his guitar than meh!

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RobinAlexader

because he was secretly in love with Pinkee33.

AJinBirmingham

Because I found out she was under 18, and that I could go to jail. (Very convincing fake ID.)

starlaca

Because she stuck her peanut butter in my chocolate!!!

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resistance_freak

b/c of the sunglasses. he wore them everywhere.

Sinisterly

Refused to drop the hat.