Why did you dump the person above you?

hurricanegirl13

Dutch-ovened me while cuddling.

1PatientBear

Only liked missionary

HDHogger

@Hurricanegirl - I tried to tell you it wasnt me it was the dog.

She couldn't get both feet behind her head like she could when we first hooked up

Sinisterly

For making me think "creeeeepyyyy...."

Sarahs2576

We didn't...just more fun keeping it a secret!

HDHogger

@ Sinisterly (aka Plight ) - She was a professional forum killer

I didn't dump her, she left me for the pool boy

Groovyca2022

I couldn't hang being left out in the cold.

jdad1

i was not groovy enough

Groovyca2022

Didn't bring me lunch

_errata_

Kept yelling OMAHA, OMAHA in bed.

AshleyM71

Kept touching his gun

_errata_

Kept touching his gun

Well someone had to. :grumble: :kicks rocks:

PatheticNoetic

Because he lives in a zero gravity environment and doesn't know the difference.

Reagan89

Too busy at work

PatheticNoetic

She just didn't understand me? The real me you know?? BAH.. nm.

bjdw_1977

She drank my last beer.

avemaryama

I had a major case of beard envy

Shahelene

I borrowed her lipstick without asking first

AshleyM71

She got mad because I squeezed her cheekbones all day

bjdw_1977

Wouldn't let me drive her car :grumble:

I was gonna make a bad joke about the car not needing airbags because the driver .... but I thought it would be inappropriate.