Why did you dump the person above you?

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  • PatheticNoetic
    PatheticNoetic Posts: 905 Member
    She just didn't understand me? The real me you know?? BAH.. nm.
  • bjdw_1977
    bjdw_1977 Posts: 442 Member
    She drank my last beer.
  • avemaryama
    avemaryama Posts: 277 Member
    I had a major case of beard envy
  • Shahelene
    Shahelene Posts: 133 Member
    I borrowed her lipstick without asking first
  • AshleyM71
    AshleyM71 Posts: 3,029 Member
    She got mad because I squeezed her cheekbones all day
  • bjdw_1977
    bjdw_1977 Posts: 442 Member
    Wouldn't let me drive her car :grumble:

    I was gonna make a bad joke about the car not needing airbags because the driver .... but I thought it would be inappropriate.
  • Rachelc1992
    Rachelc1992 Posts: 246 Member
    Because he wouldn't share his beer!
  • steph6467
    steph6467 Posts: 54 Member
    She wouldn't stop texting the Australian.
  • 1PatientBear
    1PatientBear Posts: 2,089 Member
    Would always give me wet willies right after I had JUST fallen asleep....
  • NZ61RL
    NZ61RL Posts: 69
    Would never take a photo with me!!!!
  • Tryxxie2013
    Tryxxie2013 Posts: 1,489 Member
    She wouldn't let me hang glowsticks all over the place
  • NZ61RL
    NZ61RL Posts: 69
    She wouldn't let me hang glowsticks all over the place

    That's totally not true! She actually made out with my MOTHER!!!!!!
  • Tryxxie2013
    Tryxxie2013 Posts: 1,489 Member
    He said that he had a better time with his own hand than with me. :sad:
  • NZ61RL
    NZ61RL Posts: 69
    Because this one time when we went to a drive threw, and she literally did drive right through. She didn't even stop so I could get my food.. After that it was all downhill, no really, the drive threw was on a hill. And she'd busted the brakes. I think she might have been trying to kill me... At least the insurance paid out.

    Me and my hand then went to Hawaii.

    Hahaha!!! Love it!
  • Whambam087
    Whambam087 Posts: 170
    I'm just not attracted to women in that way but we could be friends lol
  • Behxo
    Behxo Posts: 1,190 Member
    because I'm not into girls, sorry lol
  • fitfan11
    fitfan11 Posts: 544 Member
    because she's not into girls
  • mmartinez_az
    mmartinez_az Posts: 580
    pass
  • jenn2375
    jenn2375 Posts: 101 Member
    He didn't win that poker hand
  • NZ61RL
    NZ61RL Posts: 69
    BECAUSE her boyfriend didn't win the poker hand and we were going to steal the money and run off to NZ together. Gahhhhh!

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