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Why did you dump the person above you?
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Her tan always made me look like a vampire next to her0
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I'm afraid of vampires0
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Ate my twinkie.0
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Left her shoe behind and never called me back. What kind of fairytale was this, anyway?? Where's MY happy ending?!?!
:laugh:
@starlaca ::smokin: lol
@ sugarbaby- kicked me w/ her heels0 -
She never took those damn shades off0
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He left me at the altar.0
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she was getting married the next day0
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I was intimidated by her0
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He shaved his face.0
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She hated the warm weather. But she was always sexy when she went out in the snow.0
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he would only give rides to other girls0
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she never let me win it0
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She was too expensive....Starbucks!!0
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She wouldn't take me to Starbucks0
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He couldn't afford bacon and eggs after all the Starbucks!0
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Too many 5 o'clock somewhere nights :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:0
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He would squirt in my eye and blind me...0
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she keeps tilting her head in all her pics0
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Kept taking selfies at red lights.0
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Because I saw the gorgeous blue dress first but she bought it!0
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Insanity0
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He wouldn't let me supersize my fries.0
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Forced me to eat nothing but oranges0
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He sweated orange juice...0
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She had better curves than me0
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Dated the guy above her too0
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Insisted that I wear rubber shoes because he thought lightning would strike me. I HATED SQUEAKING WHEN I CAME INTO HALLS!! People knew I was there just by the sound of my squeaks, damn it..0
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She tried to reenact "lord of the flies" at a house party0
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Ummm ummmm...did I?0
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Ummm ummmm...did I?
Yes you did *pokepokepoke*0
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