Why did you dump the person above you?

ScorpionQwean

^@ Paleo: They didn't want a 3sum

PaleoChocolateBearJr

She refused to move to Charlotte

Beastmode454

1 month of no shaving

BattleTaxi

He ate my last cookie.

Tryxxie2013

She had a nicer collection of shoes

Beastmode454

@ Battletaxi Damn thats so true I WOULD eat the last cookie with a glass of milk in my underwear with my socks on.. thats just whut i do..

Chillyfrog

He refused to take his socks off

Me2FitMe

She refused to try kegeling even after giving birth to our 6th child

Lmao!! When would I find the time?! Apparently I couldn't keep you off of me!!

EdTheGinge

Lipstick looked better on her

PaleoChocolateBearJr

He kept fooling around with that girl in the picture and made me watch

JefferyArnold

Kept trying to convince that we should just get drunk... and screw. I just couldn't handle the pressure, anymore.

PaleoChocolateBearJr

Stayed sober and was a prude

Tryxxie2013

He wouldn't give me piggy back rides. :sad:

PaleoChocolateBearJr

Kept calling me an ugly little piggy

Beastmode454

Wouldnt share the TV remote.

BattleTaxi

Finished all the milk, too. >: (

Beastmode454

Finished all the milk, too. >: (

LMFAO!

AIZZO4

@Battletaxi
She did not like the movie Scarface.

JefferyArnold

Watched too much Family Guy... I've already seen this episode 1004369 times... Let's find something else to watch.

Beastmode454

cuz he dissed family guy.. even though i agree.