Why did you dump the person above you?
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Because she was seeing stars0
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One morning while she was driving to work, she was hit by a freight train when the star blocked her vision...0
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One morning while she was driving to work, she was hit by a freight train when the star blocked her vision...
They didn't want to join an Outlaw MC and run guns for the Irish. :grumble:0 -
Because he couldn't be creepy enough for me0
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Because she just wants to talk creepy stuff all the time0
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He dipped his banana in my peanut butter jar.0
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She gave me peanut butter jar when I asked for Nutella.0
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because he liked Nutella a little too much if you know what I am saying...0
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She didn't respond to my creepy pm. :kicks rocks:0
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he didn't get to the choppa fast enough0
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All the guys kept trying to steal her away0
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because I don't remember becoming a lesbian xD0
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Ruined my furniture with your claws0
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I didn't, we just woke up in bed together and had a solid laugh sesh0
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he was just too hot to handle0
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She kept drinking my coconut water0
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He loved his fans more than me0
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She recorded over my project runway with the Super Bowl, ugh sooo annoying0
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He wouldn't share his coconut water...0
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