Why did you dump the person above you?

Building_Bulk

She only wanted to ride her horse

starlaca

@Fishsquishy: Smelled like squishy fish

Sinisterly

Had stuff.

tlangenfeld

Cause I am totally against golden showers

@ kdb247 EEEWWWWWW!!!!!!!

@sinisterly - she kept stealing my glasses

Brazilll

She ate the last piece of cake which I CLEARLY had dibs on. @sinisterly

Sinisterly

@ tlangenfeld Wasn't ninja enough

@ Brazilll said no when I tried to spank

tlangenfeld

she scared me

morehealthymatt

Wishes glamour shots would re-open.

jk

GunningGooner

Tired of pretending to be gay

Sinisterly

Stole my cookies n cream bar

tlangenfeld

stole my twinkie

Pinkee33

Overly dramatic

tlangenfeld

said I was overly dramatic

AmethystEFC

She filled my football helmet full of cottage cheese

tlangenfeld

She filled my football helmet full of cottage cheese

ha ha ha couldn't take my practical jokes

EllenKay63

I have one feeling and she kept hurting it.

Sinisterly

Ran off with the rest of her #feelz

1PatientBear

She kept making me climb trees

Renegade706

Turned out he wasn't just a friend!

KetosisTina

He got tired of me playing Renegade by Styx .. who knew?

Renegade706

He got tired of me playing Renegade by Styx .. who knew?

Ha! Nicely played!

starlaca

He never smiled

AZMOM875

Her Jewelry heart was bigger than her real heart, which broke mine

bearkisses

they wanted to stay at home to raise our future children

DJMIKEY1

She was always off kissing bears

Brazilll

He refused to put on a shirt to meet the 'rents.

Mom couldn't keep her hands off of his pectorals.

Dad wants him dead.

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

She ran away with the plumber.

sugarkissprincess

He always made breakfast for himself and never offered

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

She never let me have bacon for breakfast.

lajuice24

He loved his muscles more than me