Why did you dump the person above you?

Filmlotus · February 2014

Played hockey better than me.

V0lver · February 2014

No!. She dumped me bcuz of my stretchmarks

Kr1ptonite · February 2014

Tried to kick me into a pit

Ransom_G · February 2014

I'm allergic to kryptonite.

Incredible weight loss though.

sassypants0923 · February 2014

He cheated with my sister

V0lver · February 2014

she flashed the minister at our wedding

Filmlotus · February 2014

He lived 2000 years ago, bit of an age difference

Phenylethylamine_Phreak · February 2014

she couldnt handle my sexual appetite

1PatientBear · February 2014

Couldn't fit his enormous head through the door (and no dude, not THAT one)

My3Sons1051 · February 2014

Because they were really a grumpy bear in the mornings.

EllenKay63 · February 2014

Stole my picnic basket

ianlikesholidays · February 2014

Didn't want to go down and get wet with me !:laugh:

TheRoadDog · February 2014

Couldn't hold down a job. Thought every day was a holiday.

jlshea · February 2014

Was too busy doing Mr Clean photo shoots to spend any time with me.

Wolverine_Girl · February 2014

Too busy getin' married.

EdTheGinge · February 2014

She blinded me...with the flash

Sinisterly · February 2014

Stole my headset and said they were his.

DJMIKEY1 · February 2014

Too many RickRolls

RudeX · February 2014

He tried to shoot me with his gun so i kicked him and ran!

Phenylethylamine_Phreak · February 2014

couldnt stop shooting photos of her, no time for anything else...not

_Calypso_ · February 2014

Never brought me coffee

ronmonkey · February 2014

She never had any coffee, come on already!!

1PatientBear · February 2014

wouldn't take down his Xmas tree

sunshinesquared · February 2014

He just wasn't patient enough!!

Phenylethylamine_Phreak · February 2014

she lacked imagination....

sugarkissprincess · February 2014

He would never put a shirt on, no matter how many times I begged him too

justinproulx1 · February 2014

she wouldnt stop begging for sex 12 times a day was too much

sugarkissprincess · February 2014

she wouldnt stop begging for sex 12 times a day was too much

LOL - Most guys wouldn't complain about that

-- He wouldn't give me what I wanted ...

justinproulx1 · February 2014

she wouldnt stop begging for sex 12 times a day was too much

LOL - Most guys wouldn't complain about that

11 was fine 12 was pushing it I needed time to eat and work you just wanted sex all day long nonstop was too much lol

starlaca · February 2014

He cropped me out of every pic we took

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