Why did you dump the person above you?

sdbeachbum

he was a peanut butter hater

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

Ate all my peanut butter.

sdbeachbum

didn't wanna date me in the first place lol

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

only wanted to date on the beach.

momtastic2014

Wanted to bring me to body building competitions weekly.

Groovyca2022

Would eat all my chocolate kisses

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

Spent all the rent money on kisses.

SweetLilyR

Tells awful, horrible, terrible, very not true lies about my treatment of bacon!

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

She ate all my bacon, wouldn't leave anything for me.

kristarablue2

He beat me in arm wrestling @fattyman

Ransom_G

She gave me a detention.

sdbeachbum

he refused to take his hat off in bed

Docmahi

she couldn't handle my Id

she was okay with ego and superego though

sdbeachbum

he didn't warm his stethoscope first

Ransom_G

she wouldn't let me wear my hat in bed.

SugarBaby71

He wouldn't let me wear his hat in bed

mreilly013

She wouldn't let me steal her shoes. :sad:

mister_universe

Put out too early and ran me off. :sad:

edit: Fantastic waist and hips, btw! You look great!

mreilly013

Put out too early and ran me off. :sad:

edit: Fantastic waist and hips, btw! You look great!

Bahahaha :sad: Thanks!:flowerforyou:

Frank_Just_Frank

Kept hogging the mirror for selfies.

fitandskinnygal

He kept dunking his donuts in my coffee

Docmahi

She threw all my apples and bananas away

fitandskinnygal

He kept trying to give me an exam when I didn't need one

riouxha

She's too hot for me

starlaca

She smelled better than me

Darkaller

Her tan was way hotter then mine.

Ransom_G

Sorry, I can't think of a reason.

kdb247

For refusing to let me breast feed

Filmlotus

For being more superman than superwoman.

manikochar

I was punching about my weight!