Why did you dump the person above you?

RobinAlexader

Because i was being dumb and had a lapse in judgement. Forgive me?

Groovyca2022

Because she begged her ex to come back....:noway:

AmethystEFC

They have a better name than I do!

V0lver

Hit me in the nads and told me to "just walk it off"

AmethystEFC

Did not have the balls of steel that I was promised

jeets888

Was too scared that she would attempt to see if i had balls of steel!

EdTheGinge

Sobered up and realised it was a dude, ooopsy

jennifer_417

Because he tried to steal my soul.

kittyd7015

for not having a profile pic x

Slimon191

have the ideal cheeks, i never expected

V0lver

was way too much into fisting:huh:

AmethystEFC

Even took his sword to bed.

1PatientBear

Wouldn't play with my sword

Sinisterly

She was beary mean to me :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad:

PghPensFan69

She stopped accepting my messages. :sad:

EdTheGinge

Kept threatening to put me in the blender

fishsquishy

Kept putting himself in the spotlight and singing "You light up my life" at the same time.

FeelingStrong2014

Wouldn't keep her tongue in her mouth.

Sinisterly

Felt me up too strongly.

KrissyRawrz

She wouldn't stop stealing my cake

AmethystEFC

There is the option of cake? *gets serious*



Cuts me out of pictures like an executioner

BlueAngelChar

tried to bake me into a giant cake.....I woke up covered in cake batter

KrissyRawrz

LOL! Every time I post someone beats me to it then I have to edit my post

fishsquishy

Had to leave her, she wanted to get baked all the time and it wasn't legal in MN.

charliex2202

they were always horsing around

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monikagiesbrecht

Too young and Immature!

530roman

wow, this updated fast. That was for the horse lady.

@monika- for trying to make hidden duck faces

sunshinesquared

Couldn't get em' out of the dang hot tub!

EllenKay63

Took me out on Ladies Night and wouldn't hold my hair while I tossed my cookies.