Why did you dump the person above you?

SweetTrouble_

Ate cool whip instead of whip cream

Chieflrg

Kept calling me Magic Mike in bed...

ThinWhiteDuchess

Blocked my stairs whilst eating whip cream.

jtgcm

First the cool whip and now the stairs thing lol

HDHogger

I don't remember, must of been out of my mind tho.

jtgcm

Was always licking me

ChadPRun

Didn't like being licked

jtgcm

Cuz it was my face he was always licking

AshleyM71

She kept stealing my dance partners

ashleyblossom1

She never stops dancing

PghPensFan69

Twerked at my office Christmas party

AshleyM71

Every day my Costco orange crate got smaller and smaller. My work oranges never were in my bag and there was a very tiny photo studio set up in my kitchen

jtgcm

She was obsessed with her oranges

ChadPRun

Always wanted her face licked

ballert1

I ate all her cool whip

jtg

jtgcm

He didn't like to share

tlangenfeld

she shared to much

asaw00

I'm not gay

sassypants0923

She didn't love my kitty

ChadPRun

I couldn't love her kitty because it's fur needed trimmed up

asaw00

shaving fetish

sunshinesquared

Wasn't my type.

AsparagusFinch

Blondes really do have more fun, and I'm quite boring. So it didn't work out sadly… :P

EllenKay63

Would rather stay home then go out and have fun

Aparz1

Because I refused to wear the red hat

gmoneycole

I can't remember. Why did I do that?

tlangenfeld

i did what.. oh no must of been my evil twin

TheyCallMeMISTERChace

I finally realized that I am straight. (gmoneycole)
and.... I have no idea why... maybe it was her personality. Because the rest is... mmmm.

cklbrown

Temporary insanity on my part!

tlangenfeld

she just was not my type