Why did you dump the person above you?

Sinisterly

She came from the dimension next to ours.. Can't trust people from that dimension!!!

BeingFatSucksss

out of my league.
way too pretty

DreamOfSunshine

she looked too nice in black dress! Much nicer then me ... and I was jealous :embarassed:

V0lver

She would go salsa dancing with her male friends...i got jealous watchin her grind against them

1PatientBear

Major anger issues. Always wanted to start wars.

fairygirlpie9

They wouldn't stop stripping in public!

Fozzi43

She wouldn't have her photo done in colour!

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PghPensFan69

Slept with too many groupies

Fozzi43

Kept walking around nekkid

charliex2202

wouldn't give me their last rolo

Marcus_Anthony

said my homemade gnocchi were "meh"

jjennyb4

He didn't smile

WoodChuckNorris

Stealing my oreos

stephross88

I couldn't keep all the woman away from him, I got too jealous.

WoodChuckNorris

She put a tracking app on my phone

charliex2202

he wore too many clothes!

sugarkissprincess

Had prettier hair then me, just too jealous

EllenKay63

Has a better smile

WoodChuckNorris

Crashed my car while posing for pics

cklbrown

Looked much better naked than I do!

jjennyb4

Has a better smile

WoodChuckNorris

Too much of a thug for me.

charliex2202

too much hotness for me

Inner_Goddess

Her eyes were too intense

TexasEngr

Her eyes were too intense

I could never make it to work on time

Inner_Goddess

wouldn't take off the longhorn shirt

starlaca

Her legs were prettier than mine

_AlabamaSlamma_

@star - Couldn't afford her bag fettish.

jjennyb4

Had to many kids