Why did you dump the person above you?

devilday1805

she was way to pretty for me

Babsie777

He liked to say hoorah too much.

mudknuckles

Kept belching my name during climax

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

Didn't share steak with me.

dpwellman

:laugh:

He liked to say hoorah too much.

:laugh:

281Danielle

I didn't want to get my a** kicked

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

She wanted to kick my *kitten*.

Babsie777

He kept kissing his his muscles and calling them "guns".

ChadPRun

She wouldn't let me keep my guns

Groovyca2022

He kicked me out of bed

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

She called my Bacon rotten.

Groovyca2022

She called my Bacon rotten.

Can't handle the truth!

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

Lost touch with the truth.

ChadPRun

She wanted me to go see thunder down under @groovyca

charliex2202

caught him wearing my underwear :laugh:

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

Loved her hair more than me.

Babsie777

Liked to kiss and tell.

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

Sold my work out gear.

Babsie777

Picked his nose on dates.:laugh:

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

Tried to pierce my nose when I was sleeping.