Why did you dump the person above you?

noelr56

Trust issues

burning2much

never spending enough time with me

SugarBaby71

He was clingy

sunshinesquared

He scared me! @burningtoomuch

jjennyb4

She couldn't enjoy a horror movie with me.... she got too scared!!

Phenylethylamine_Phreak

@ jtown she always had her door closed at the office...

@jenny - always wore the bikini when we went out, I had to fight guys constantly

_Calypso_

Never wanted to take me out

burning2much

she couldn't handle the drooling

chelstakencharge

cause I just don't swing that way, but we could still go shopping

tomwatso

Could not handle my guitar and amp collection.

ElliottTN

She kept laughing when I said I was a born again virgin

summertime_girl

I didn't. He's in my basement right now.

marvybells

because she squirrels away virgins in her basement

DeadliftAddict

I was slaying home with her instead of making gains in the gym.

chelstakencharge

She kept laughing when I said I was a born again virgin

lol with abs like that....yeah I would laugh at that!

Gameofthrone

was missing the d

marvybells

was missing the d

ditto

funforsports

Her kittens didn't like me

mrphil86

cause he had the d

joelovestoeat

Turned out to be a dude

finallylean

Kept eating his food

funforsports

Kept wearing the wrong bikini. I said the skimpy one

Gameofthrone

Anytime he met anybody new he just HAAADD to flex those muscles proclaiming "this right here is a situation".

SephiraRose

They had way to awesome of a hair style.

sunshinesquared

She was funnier than me.

srr728

too upbeat and smiley

Gameofthrone

We were too competitive. I get a new awesome hair do, she had to out do me. She'd get a new cell, & I had to get the best one out. It was just getting expensive, no hard feels bb

mobrien0527

she would always yell at me to cut my hair

mrphil86

Cause she exchanged a walk on part in the war for the lead roll in a cage.

Sunshine2plus2

He choose fishing over me!