Why did you dump the person above you?

EddieHaskell97

Didn't have any ink.

halfiron2014

caught him cheating on me with Wally Cleaver

Beckyloo80

cause he would run circles around me, and I hated that

ReginaldBrontosaurus

Her minion obsession interfered with our romantic time

Beckyloo80

he wouldn't take the scarf off when we kissed

funforsports

Automatically made a duck face every time she flexed

Beckyloo80

Automatically made a duck face every time she flexed

BAHAhHA! Only in this one, my friend said, look badass, and that was all I had. QUACK

1PatientBear

Because she would constantly yell "THUNDERCATS...HO!!!!!!!!" in bed.

Lisalisaw4

Because he wouldn't play double dutch with me

funforsports

Always made me say her name twice in a row.

SugarBaby71

He could never remember my name...

TheFisherKing

Started sexting our accountant telling him she needed his debit in her credit

sugarkissprincess

Always giving me mean looks!

funforsports

Her kisses tasted salty, she promised they would be sugary.

Babsie777

The picture wasn't really him. He kept getting them from magazines!

1PatientBear

She squeezes the toothpaste in the middle of the tube.

SugarBaby71

I was jealous of how high he could jump.

asaw00

Stayed in bed all day

KatieMae75

Had nicer hair than me.

jjennyb4

She wouldn't stop flirting with the waiter

sentaruu

cause I was drunk, and made a mistake.

halfiron2014

He was too smug

charliex2202

he didnt give me enough bear hugs

Aparz1

She constantly wanted hugs and I'm just not much of a hugger

airdale8263

to much time playing in the mud

srr728

i couldnt keep up with his energy

Misslisareformed1

because she lost 39 pounds and i only lost 8

mobrien0527

she always wore that blue eyeshadow

bigbarnold

She cheated...

walleyclan1

He burned off his eyebrows