Why did you dump the person above you?

kittyd7015

was sarcastic

sunshinesquared

She partied more than I did.

BigBadDougs

exhaustion

SugarBaby71

Couldn't keep up with me

asaw00

Never slowed down

ReginaldBrontosaurus

Pre-marital makeout

jjennyb4

Refused to show his face

brewji

Always wanted to be the big spoon

asaw00

Pre-marital makeout

wanted to get married before the first date

MissKim78

She was too flirty with everyone

tlangenfeld

insisted on being called her highness all the time :grumble:

TheFisherKing

Would not stop staring at the neighbor when he cut the lawn with his shirt of!!! AND he was 72 years old!!!

asaw00

Would only look at me through his hands

Babsie777

Wouldn't tell me anything about herself and always kept me guessing.

Phenylethylamine_Phreak

she told me pink was her favorite color but lied, now this wont wear off for months...

ReginaldBrontosaurus

His girl dumped him because he looked all atrophied and pink, like Morpheus just yanked him from his matrix tub.

Operation_Shred

Because he sharted in bed.

_Calypso_

Used up all my protein powder

akillilea0812

because he used the word shart. lol

_Calypso_

b/c she looked right past me like I was invisable.

akillilea0812

b/c she looked right past me like I was invisable.

Im sorry you posted too quick!

Twisted_Wrister

too nice...always apologizing

kimosabe1

cut the cheese in bed & pulled the covers over my head.......

akillilea0812

you kept your family a secret from me

(dutch over is ALWAYS a deal breaker lol)

ReginaldBrontosaurus

Holding her back from her dreams of joining the Cirque Du Soleil.

sunshinesquared

He wouldn't show me his face

KelARita7

She would not show me how to do my hair like that!!!

funforsports

Laid around all day.

Beckyloo80

He wouldn't bench press me

TattooedNici

Was too busy playing sports.